Friday Question: What Animal Would You Use To Murder Me?

[Rathji]

I would use this one:

[rotten42]

Originally Posted by handgroen

i would use a pig to kill you with cholesterol.

Death by Bacon!!!

[MRCboicgy]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

you have to obtain the animal, you just can't throw me into the ocean or jungle and hope something eats me.

I obtained the chum.

[return to the red]

pffft easy, box jellyfish, I'd just make you pee before entering the water and I would make sure I had plenty of piss for myself

Damnit on second thought your game has too many rules!

This game sucks

[bc-chris]

i would go to my neighbour's house and scoop their dog

he is excessively codependent and will not stop whining... EVER... until he sees either his owners or myself. this whining will drive you insane in short order... trust me!!

in the end, it will not be murder, but you will end your own life just to put an end to the constant whining

Originally Posted by GirlySports

If it's dead I think the sword would be limp.

Nope. It's bone. (Heheh. I said "bone"...heheh...)

[darockwilder]

Fugu fish prepared incorrectly.

[First Lady]

Anyone else concerned that Girly might be trying to plan the perfect murder?

[EVERLAST]

cake or death

[Aeneas]

Grizzly bear.

I don't have to out run it. I only have to outrun you.

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by return to the red

pffft easy, box jellyfish, I'd just make you pee before entering the water and I would make sure I had plenty of piss for myself

Damnit on second thought your game has too many rules!

This game sucks

You just want to get a cute asian girl to pee... I see where this is going.

Anime pervert.

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by First Lady

Anyone else concerned that Girly might be trying to plan the perfect murder?

It appears more to be the desire to commit the perfect suicide.

[Kybosh]

Dino-Riders. I know this doesn't abide by your rules, but #### that. I'm riding a laser shooting dinosaur.

[return to the red]

Originally Posted by Daradon

You just want to get a cute asian girl to pee... I see where this is going.

Anime pervert.

I don't see where it is going at all, what the hell is anime?

edit: Asian cartoons? what the hell kind of animation is this, they have no noses!

[TorqueDog]

[SebC]

Originally Posted by rotten42

Anybody else consider that the OP is really the one that wants to kill somebody and is using us as pawns to figure out how to do it?

Originally Posted by First Lady

Anyone else concerned that Girly might be trying to plan the perfect murder?

I did, but then I thought, "then why so many rules?" Of course it could just be that the extra rules are just there to throw us off... or were imposed on GirlySports by someone else.

[Hemi-Cuda]

after thinking about this thread some more, i'm a bit worried about GirlySports

[DownInFlames]

A butterfly. Why? Because nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

[flylock shox]

I'd club you to death with a badger.

I don't see what's so hard about this.

[para transit fellow]

This scenario might fit the request:

Need to find just the right animal at a taxidermy shop: something hefty, solid, no taller than a baseball bat... maybe with a solid stand or base.

The part two is to find the right opportunity to bludgen the victim with the recent purchase.


not elegant, but I don't know where to find an adult chimpanze to purchase, transport and lock in the same room as the victim.

(unless I can find a chimpanze at the taxidermy shop)