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Old 01-04-2013, 12:59 PM   #41
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you have to obtain the animal, you just can't throw me into the ocean or jungle and hope something eats me.
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Old 01-04-2013, 01:03 PM   #43
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same with the frog, how will you get the frog to me?

*Any handling of the animal has to be done with your bare hands.
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you have to obtain the animal, you just can't throw me into the ocean or jungle and hope something eats me.

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same with the frog, how will you get the frog to me?

*Any handling of the animal has to be done with your bare hands.
Typical women, always changing the rules.
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Typical women, always changing the rules.
I did not.. those rules were in the original post from the start.

You're using the animal as YOUR weapon. Not just randomly.
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same with the frog, how will you get the frog to me?

*Any handling of the animal has to be done with your bare hands.
Not really, see frog in the jungle, drop box over top of it and slid a carboard piece underneath it to trap it.

Take the box home and wrap it and send it to you.

I never have to touch the frog.
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I did not.. those rules were in the original post from the start.

You're using the animal as YOUR weapon. Not just randomly.
Fine, the rules have been consistent, but they're also very arbitrary.
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Old 01-04-2013, 01:23 PM   #51
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I think one of the more venomous cone snails would be a good weapon for the requirements of this scenario. The fact that it's in a shell makes it relatively easy to handle as a weapon without getting stung, compared to most poisonous animals (although some care is still required). All it would take is to get close enough to you without you getting particularly suspicious, and then quickly hold the shell opening against any part of you and give it a little shake (it doesn't need bare flesh, its stinger can easily penetrate clothing). The toxins take a little time to act (maybe an hour or so), but there's no antivirus.
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This little assassin could probably do the job in his sleep. He wants you to think he's just a poor defenseless little monkey looking for a Poang chair.

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Can I stab you with a dead swordfish?
If it's dead I think the sword would be limp.
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If it's dead I think the sword would be limp.
Dealt with a few limp swords have you? lol I kid...I kid!
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Not really, see frog in the jungle, drop box over top of it and slid a carboard piece underneath it to trap it.

Take the box home and wrap it and send it to you.

I never have to touch the frog.

That would never work. As soon as I pick up the box I'd be able to tell there's a living thing inside it.

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I think one of the more venomous cone snails would be a good weapon for the requirements of this scenario. The fact that it's in a shell makes it relatively easy to handle as a weapon without getting stung, compared to most poisonous animals (although some care is still required). All it would take is to get close enough to you without you getting particularly suspicious, and then quickly hold the shell opening against any part of you and give it a little shake (it doesn't need bare flesh, its stinger can easily penetrate clothing). The toxins take a little time to act (maybe an hour or so), but there's no antivirus.

That would work.. I can't think of a defense against that.
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Anybody else consider that the OP is really the one that wants to kill somebody and is using us as pawns to figure out how to do it?
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i would use a pig to kill you with cholesterol.
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