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			Same as any newspaper or newscast.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			Here read this, it might restore some faith in mankind
 
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=117189 
		
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					Same as any newspaper or newscast.
			
		 
	 
	
 
Puppy dogs, laughing children and car accidents/horrific shootings.
 
That's been a winning formula for the newspaper front page since the early 1900's.
 
We all slow down for a car accident. Human nature.
 
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					Sorry.  No its not. I started this thread  because I noticed that 75% of new threads in the Off Topic forum is about bad news or negative posts. 
			
		 
	 
	
 
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			It's pretty obvious when a thread is going to be depressing ####.  Just don't click on it.  Off-Topic is all we got right now man!
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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					Well here's some more bad news... you just outed that albertGQ and Clarkey are the same person
			
		 
	 
	
 
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					Well, finally something to brighten my day.
			
		 
	 
	
 
I'm also Cowperson.
See,
Here's little Chip taking a crunch at the summit of Mount Indefatigable we hiked it after I ran a half marathon,
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					Puppy dogs, laughing children and car accidents/horrific shootings.
			
		 
	 
	
 
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					I'm also Cowperson.
 
See,
 
 
Here's little Chip taking a crunch at the summit of Mount Indefatigable we hiked it after I ran a half marathon,
 
(Sorry Cowperson, I couldn't help but use you as a prop in my joke, it's all in jest.)
 
	 
	
 
You'll be happy to know I ran 10 miles this morning, took some pics of my dogs and, just before seeing this post, decided to take the dogs out to the mountains for some hiking.
 
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Definitely.
 
The thing is, through eternity, its always the majority of the public that really decides what's on the front page through where they take their money.
 
Pictures of puppy dogs, laughing children, boobs, sex scandals, murder and mayhem. That's what sells.
 
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