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Old 08-23-2012, 08:01 PM   #1
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A man charged with breaking into LL Cool J's home Wednesday morning faces a long prison sentence if convicted because of his previous convictions, the prosecutor's spokeswoman said Thursday.

Jonathan Kirby, 56, suffered a broken nose, jaw and ribs when he encountered the muscular rapper-actor inside his Sherman Oaks, California, home, according to Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/23/showbi...html?hpt=hp_t1
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:09 PM   #2
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I imagine it went something like this...

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Old 08-23-2012, 08:12 PM   #3
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I think the OP said it best.

"Awesome."
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:20 PM   #4
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Came for Mama Said Knock You Out. I leave satisfied.
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Damn ... third strike and an ass beating. Sucks for that guy haha.
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:58 PM   #6
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Imagine what this guy was thinking when this huge, black man with the muscle density of a grizzly bear came hauling at him!

Hahaha, this is a great story.
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Old 08-23-2012, 10:49 PM   #7
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I can't take LL Cool J seriously since this...

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Old 08-24-2012, 12:31 PM   #10
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That burglar does NOT love Cool J.

Reminds me of a news story in Calgary back in the 80s. A guy broke into a house and encountered a kick boxer. The reporter asked the kick boxer what happened and he said something like "I woke up hearing my door being smashed in, so I got up and went to the door. The guy got in, but did he ever pick the wrong house. He left in an ambulance".

Stuff like this always makes me laugh.
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Old 08-24-2012, 01:08 PM   #11
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Imagine what this guy was thinking when this huge, black man with the muscle density of a grizzly bear came hauling at him!

Hahaha, this is a great story.
What does him being black have anything to do with it?
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Old 08-24-2012, 01:31 PM   #12
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What does him being black have anything to do with it?
come on man

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Old 08-26-2012, 04:15 PM   #13
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I don't find anything impressive about beating up a 56 year old out of shape man. My Grandmother could of given and equal whoopin'.
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I don't find anything impressive about beating up a 56 year old out of shape man. My Grandmother could of given and equal whoopin'.
I much prefer this to the intruder getting shot. Nobody deserves to die for an unarmed break and enter, but a good ass-whooping seems to be a pretty fair consequence to me.
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I much prefer this to the intruder getting shot. Nobody deserves to die for an unarmed break and enter, but a good ass-whooping seems to be a pretty fair consequence to me.
Don't wanna die? don't take your life in your hands by robbing someones home. To me an intruder in my home is a life and death situation.
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What does him being black have anything to do with it?
Well it's because LL Cool J is black and has big muscles.
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