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Old 06-21-2012, 11:13 PM   #161
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Nine. But I've more or less hit my stride with five in the past year. For that I'd like to thank my guitar, liquid confidence, and the country of Australia. Now there's a country that churns out beautiful, easy-going and fun women (not to mention a very sexy accent as long as it's not too heavy). They also seem to love me for some reason considering they make up 4 of the 9.

I need to move there.
Based on what I can tell Aussie women tend to be a little more 'free' when they're outside of Australia- not that I've tested that theory. I think the same phenomenon takes place with most people going abroad but I could be wrong.
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:30 PM   #162
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I'm at 8. A solid number, and I've somehow been with some 9's and 10's. Although in my slutty phase, if messing around and having mouth stuff, and hand stuff counted I'd easily be in the late 20's.

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Old 06-21-2012, 11:34 PM   #163
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:41 PM   #164
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Every girl that I've been in a relationship with is aware of the out rule. At the start you can pick three celebrities or famous people that if in the off chance you get to nail it doesn't count as cheating.
Celebrity is a relative term. I consider the blonde, big-breasted knockout who's one of my girlfriend's besties as a "celebrity" in my books. My gf knows it too and agrees with me that if I hadn't found her first, she would have let me go for her if for no other reason than her fantastic rack
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:43 PM   #165
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:59 PM   #166
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Celebrity is a relative term. I consider the blonde, big-breasted knockout who's one of my girlfriend's besties as a "celebrity" in my books. My gf knows it too and agrees with me that if I hadn't found her first, she would have let me go for her if for no other reason than her fantastic rack
Has your girlfriend considered a threesome with this fantastic rack?
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Old 06-22-2012, 12:08 AM   #167
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23 years old

.. and 0 .. but im pretty much as much of a loser as you can be so not surprising
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Old 06-22-2012, 12:11 AM   #168
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According to global research statistics, men will sleep with an average of 3 women during their lifetimes. For women, the average is around 1.5.
How is that possible unless there are twice as many females as there are males?

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Old 06-22-2012, 12:21 AM   #169
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Not sure where your numbers come from without a link, but I thought it was previously reported that for guys the number was around 7 with a suprising number of guys being virgins for life.

It's funny though we were out having drinks last night and the subject came up, most of the guys I hang out with right now do pretty good with the ladies, they're all over 30 and into the triple digits

One guy I've known about 6 months and in that time has probably hooked up with 7-8 girls since then claims to be around 60. Totally believe him, if not him understating it.

Another guy, I've known for a lot longer and lived with for probably a year and a half, claims to be around 110, but in that year and a half I've lived with him he only hooked up with 3 girls I can recall. Not one person out with us believed that number.

Both are right around 25.
I recently decided I wanted to make a shot at getting to atleast 100... 2 weeks ago I slept with 7 girls... However my numbers are only at 21. I spent 8 years with 3 girlfriends, I don't cheat, and I am only 25. So I think I am doing quite well... I am living a life of travel now, so 100 should be possible.
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Old 06-22-2012, 12:27 AM   #170
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I recently decided I wanted to make a shot at getting to atleast 100... 2 weeks ago I slept with 7 girls... However my numbers are only at 21. I spent 8 years with 3 girlfriends, I don't cheat, and I am only 25. So I think I am doing quite well... I am living a life of travel now, so 100 should be possible.
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Old 06-22-2012, 12:36 AM   #171
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.. and 0 .. but im pretty much as much of a loser as you can be so not surprising
Cheer up man... you're still young and a little self-confidence goes long ways. If it bothers you that much, fix what is causing you to have that self-pity mind set, as you get older.. it will be harder fix.
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I think anal should count as 2 haha

6 and a boatload of bj's.....
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Old 06-22-2012, 12:41 AM   #173
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I think the question needs to be changed to how many girls have you had sex with. Because the number of girls that I've slept with is a lot less then the number of girls that I've had sex with.

Just sayin.
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Old 06-22-2012, 12:48 AM   #174
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2003 - 1 (Age 16)
2004 - 1
2005 - 1
2006 - 1
2007 - 2
2008 - 4
2009 - 3
2010 - 1

Been with that same girlfriend since 2010 so nobody new.

Also plenty of them carried in between years, I just counted the first time with a particular person for the purposes of this exercise.

14 total.
I'm impressed that you can remember the years!

I went from someone who planned on waiting til marriage to being tricked by a girlfriend at age 17. After I realized how awesome it was my plan of 1 went up quickly. I'd put it around 20-25 and I wouldn't say I regret any of them, however I could have done without the hassle of doing the bosses daughter back in Calgary. She tricked me!

I know I fooled around with at least one CP posters sister.
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Old 06-22-2012, 12:54 AM   #175
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Wait a minute how did she trick you? Did she roofie you with viagra?
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I'm at 7. Only two I'm actually proud of. My first time was a terrible idea with my already ex, the second was a girlfriend of a year and a half. The third a really, really bad idea. The fourth was a girl who picked me up in the bar. Fifth was another really bad idea, she was a stalker from work. Sixth was another terrible idea, no details. Seventh was the girl I boned thanks to CP.
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I'm at 7. Only two I'm actually proud of. My first time was a terrible idea with my already ex, the second was a girlfriend of a year and a half. The third a really, really bad idea. The fourth was a girl who picked me up in the bar. Fifth was another really bad idea, she was a stalker from work. Sixth was another terrible idea, no details. Seventh was the girl I boned thanks to CP.
Remember everyone, we can all claim this one too. It was a team effort after all.
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Not sure if I want to admit it on this website.

I'm not too good with girls since some puckslut destroyed my confidence back in January.
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You two should hook up.
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No matter how much of a dork you think you might be, you can always get women. My great uncle was one ugly looking pointdexter who was boring as all hell and yet he always had women in his life. You just have to be confident in yourself.

I've been balding/bald since I was 20 and I've done fairly well for myself because I'm confident in who I am, and woman can easily detect that. If you don't have it, or think you're a dork etc you won't get anywhere. Think of something that's interesting about you, and use that. It won't work for every woman, but it will for some, and some is greater than none.
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