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Old 06-14-2012, 12:35 PM   #81
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Just caught myself doing another.... never waiting for the microwave to hit 0. I always get impatient as the final 5 seconds seem to take forever and typically open on 2.
oh so realtor is the ethnicity i was thinking of....
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Old 06-14-2012, 12:36 PM   #82
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Both of these started gos knows when, but approaching 30 I still do them

When I am walking occasionally I will close my fists and pretend claws are coming out like Wolverine. Or I will turn in my two middle fingers to my palm, stick out my thumb and act like spiderman.

Some times the respective noises are made too.
LOL this has to be green text worthy no?
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Old 06-14-2012, 12:38 PM   #83
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When I poop at home, I take my shirt off.
My kid does that.
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Old 06-14-2012, 12:39 PM   #84
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My kid does that.
my boy takes his socks off as well as his shirt.....I asked why and he said "can't be too careful dad"
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Old 06-14-2012, 12:40 PM   #85
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Just caught myself doing another.... never waiting for the microwave to hit 0. I always get impatient as the final 5 seconds seem to take forever and typically open on 2.
Before the microwave broke, my roommate would always open it with like 30 seconds left. One time, he opened it and the microwave didn't stop like it's supposed to and burned his hand a little.

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When I enter the week before an important exam I don't shave until I have completed it. I think of it as my "playoff" beard. Except, I can't really grow a manly beard so its more like playoff pubic hairs.
I shave the day before my first one and don't shave until my last one is finished. I'm also true with not being able to really grow a beard.
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Old 06-14-2012, 12:43 PM   #86
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my boy takes his socks off as well as his shirt.....I asked why and he said "can't be too careful dad"
Yeah my 3 year old strips down and then expects me to help dress him afterwards.
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Old 06-14-2012, 12:43 PM   #87
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When washing my vehicle I always have to start from the back and work my way to the front. If I see someone doing it any other way I have this strong urge to go tell them they are doing it wrong.
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Whenever I'm watching a movie or TV show, I inhale while a character I like is on the screen, and exhale when a character I don't like is on the screen. I don't do it subconsciously, but as soon as I think about it, I can't help it. Then I get kind of frustrated when either one of the characters is on the screen for too long and I have to do the opposite.
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Yeah my 3 year old strips down and I hate it as then he expects me to help dress him afterwards.
meh, I will take that all day long vs. diapers.......
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Old 06-14-2012, 12:47 PM   #90
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Both my boys would get undressed to take a poop.
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When I'm a passenger in a car, I always shoulder check along with the driver.

I collect my movie tickets, and have for over a decade. I keep track too! Over 250 now
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I always think about sex when I am in a Dentists chair getting my teeth worked on.
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Old 06-14-2012, 01:36 PM   #93
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I always think about sex when I am in a Dentists chair getting my teeth worked on.
you know that's not a legal dental tool he is using, right?
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Old 06-14-2012, 01:37 PM   #94
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- when riding the C-Train I'll make up anagrams out of the bolded words in the ads
TTC (Toronto) once ran an ad asking how many words you could find from the letters in "transit". Maybe you picked it up there?
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you know that's not a legal dental tool he is using, right?
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LOL this has to be green text worthy no?
Is the weird thing you do constantly being a judgmental dickwad?
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Is the weird thing you do constantly being a judgmental dickwad?
He is getting out of his car! He is getting out of his car! RUN!!!!
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Old 06-14-2012, 08:08 PM   #100
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Whenever I go to the movies, i have to check, double check, and triple check to make sure my keys, phone, wallet or anything else has not fallen out of my pocket. This includes jakcet pockets that I know are zippered. It's not the darkness, but the nastiness of the floor that worries me.

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