Weird things you do

[Travis Munroe]

I could be cooking the most simple meal and I always end up pretending I am hosting a cooking show at some point through the process. Could be anything from talking about what I am doing in my head to dashing the salt in a fancy way.

[ComixZone]

I lay on the floor quite often. Bored? Lay on the floor. Tired? Lay on the floor. Just hanging around with people in my living room? Well, I'll give my seat to someone else and then lay on the floor.

[HalifaxDrunk]

Originally Posted by ComixZone

I lay on the floor quite often. Bored? Lay on the floor. Tired? Lay on the floor. Just hanging around with people in my living room? Well, I'll give my seat to someone else and then lay on the floor.

Is your name Mat?

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by ComixZone

I lay on the floor quite often. Bored? Lay on the floor. Tired? Lay on the floor. Just hanging around with people in my living room? Well, I'll give my seat to someone else and then lay on the floor.

That will change when you have kids.................

[AMG_G]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

That will change when you have kids.................

I made that mistake once...the little guy smoked me in the gonads with his toy truck.

[Lobotroth]

Make sound effects when doing mundane tasks at work.

I also meow at cats. Any cat, anywhere.

[Pablothegreat]

Dont know why, but I slow my walking pace to a snail's rate and look up when I am passing the metal detector at the airport or any checkpoint.

And when it buzzes, I feel a deep sense of embarrassment and shame....like I have wronged the world with my inability to remove all metal from my persons.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by AMG_G

I made that mistake once...the little guy smoked me in the gonads with his toy truck.

Yep I feel like I am in The Pink Panther...........they are just laying i wait to get me......

[pylon]

Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk

When someone is dead in a TV show or movie I hold by breath when the "corpse" is onscreen. I also watch their chest closely to see if it moves. Just to prove to myself that I could have done the scene.

A desk phone CANNOT have a curled up cord. I must unplug the cord and straighten it out.

LOL, I share my office with a cord Gorilla and I am doing this 3 times a day. Also once the cord reaches a certain level of un-uniformness, with too many stretched out sections or kinked sections, it has to go. It MUST look like a nice, uniform, long skinny slinky. I expense at least 10 phone cords a year.

They other day it was so bad, I went to pick up a call and the cord was so tangled, the entire phone was dangling 2 inches from my face. Only logical solution. Go across the street and buy 3 new phone cords. Those will last a month.

[MrMastodonFarm]

Both of these started gos knows when, but approaching 30 I still do them

When I am walking occasionally I will close my fists and pretend claws are coming out like Wolverine. Or I will turn in my two middle fingers to my palm, stick out my thumb and act like spiderman.

Some times the respective noises are made too.

[Devils'Advocate]

Whenever baking, I absolutely NEED to sing "de-borche de-besche de-be, de-borche de-besche de-be, du-bedebededede - BORK BORK BORK!"

[Dion]

When I get a block or two from the house I always go back to make sure I closed the garage door.

[dissentowner]

Originally Posted by rd_aaron

For me, it's as soon as I jump into a hot tub I often have to run to the bathroom to urinate. It doesn't happen all the time, but if I haven't gone to the bathroom in awhile, it certainly accelerates the need to. It's generally not a problem when I shower in the morning, though, as I go to the bathroom right when I get up.

When I have a shower in the morning I just pee then.

[bigtmac19]

Originally Posted by JohnnyB

I do this too.
I also pick up my cat so that she can sit flatly across my two hands and fly her around the room like a spaceship, holding her up to objects that she can't usually reach so that she can smell new things. I narrate these actions as I refer to her as "hovercat". We both seem to enjoy this.

Lol, we do this in our house all the time.

[Komskies]

I hate turning on lights if I don't have to. This includes going up and down the basement stairs. I paid for it the other day though when I kicked over a case of beer bottles that wasn't previously there and smashed a couple of the bottles.

[STeeLy]

Originally Posted by ComixZone

I lay on the floor quite often. Bored? Lay on the floor. Tired? Lay on the floor. Just hanging around with people in my living room? Well, I'll give my seat to someone else and then lay on the floor.

I do this pretty often too. I don't know why, but I enjoy lying down on the floor

Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk

Is your name Mat?

Coincidentally, yes, it is.

[bigtmac19]

I can't eat a grilled cheese or a PB&J unless it is cut in quarters diagonally. Doesn't taste the same.

Any other sandwich, it's fine cut in half.

[Hockeyguy15]

Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk

When someone is dead in a TV show or movie I hold by breath when the "corpse" is onscreen. I also watch their chest closely to see if it moves. Just to prove to myself that I could have done the scene.

I do something similar, but instead of when they are dead I do it when they are underwater.

[FiftyBelow]

When I enter the week before an important exam I don't shave until I have completed it. I think of it as my "playoff" beard. Except, I can't really grow a manly beard so its more like playoff pubic hairs.

[Travis Munroe]

Just caught myself doing another.... never waiting for the microwave to hit 0. I always get impatient as the final 5 seconds seem to take forever and typically open on 2.