03-12-2012, 10:09 PM
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No. Though I've been told I look a hell of a lot like Devin Townsend, without the skullet. I have all my hair.
FWIW, I always pictured you like The King Of Queens.
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This guy?
I'm well on my weight to becoming this guy. I mean way.
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03-12-2012, 10:11 PM
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Had an idea!
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Bit off topic, why the hell is there always a 'Quebec specific' condition for everything it seems? I mean, if they're truly part of Canada, why do they need their OWN immigration rules? If they want to make their own laws/regulations so bad, they should just leave and quit free-loading off the rest of us.
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03-12-2012, 10:12 PM
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#43
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Wouldn't it be cheaper to just fly to the Philippines to bang her?
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03-12-2012, 10:19 PM
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#44
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Most certainly has no interest in being a nanny. Thanks though, fotze.
I agree about the transfer being complicated.
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Oops, sorry. Read a post that she wanted to be a nanny; just looked again and realized it wasn't you.
Unless she plans on getting sponsored (i.e. by a spouse), she's going to have to do it based on her employment.
Alternatively, if she wants to go to school here, she can get a study permit and then after she graduates she can turn that into a post-graduate work permit and then permanent residence (assuming all goes according to plan). Would a two-year program (i.e. to be a legal assistant or something) be feasible?
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03-13-2012, 01:06 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Originally Posted by Brotato
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just fly to the Philippines to bang her?
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03-13-2012, 01:14 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Wouldn't it be cheaper to just fly to the Philippines to bang her?
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03-13-2012, 02:05 AM
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#47
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I know a guy who works in this field. PM me if interested.
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03-13-2012, 12:01 PM
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#48
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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Originally Posted by Azure
Bit off topic, why the hell is there always a 'Quebec specific' condition for everything it seems? I mean, if they're truly part of Canada, why do they need their OWN immigration rules? If they want to make their own laws/regulations so bad, they should just leave and quit free-loading off the rest of us.
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Because Quebec uses both civil and common law. It has been this way long before there was a Canada.
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03-13-2012, 03:42 PM
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Just never break up with a Filipino chick. They have a lot of .....passion I guess you could say.
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03-13-2012, 11:09 PM
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#50
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Originally Posted by Dion
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no, no, no, yes, probably, maybe
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03-14-2012, 02:27 AM
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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I know a guy who works in this field. PM me if interested.
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human trafficking?
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03-14-2012, 02:33 AM
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#52
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Originally Posted by flameswin
human trafficking?
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Fathers hide your daughters!
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03-14-2012, 04:13 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: east van
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Because marriage is a punishment for murder is some countries. Also, I wouldn't want the baggage of a manipulative sham-marriage on my soul.
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Surely you know some nerdy, comic book collecting, reasonably well paid IT guy that would be quite happy to engage in a sham marriage in the vain hope it might get him laid?
There ought to be 1 or 2 posting here in between looking at japanese cartoon porn.
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03-14-2012, 04:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: east van
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Originally Posted by Pizza
no, no, no, yes, probably, maybe
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Thats what you say now, in 5 beers time they are all hot
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03-14-2012, 07:42 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Calgary.
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The reality is that she probably doesn't need much help. Although not as easy as it was 20 years ago, just about anyone who an accredited degree and proficiency in an official langauge will be welcomed to Canada. There really isn't any need for tricks or gimmicks.
If you really want to help her out, just be her "Canadian point person" while she does the paperwork.
My two cents anyhow....
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03-14-2012, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by afc wimbledon
Thats what you say now, in 5 beers time they are all hot
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Well, my only hope is incoming traffic will make the right decision in which half of the staggette to take out
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03-14-2012, 10:46 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Well, my only hope is coming traffic will make the right decision in which half of the staggette to take out
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My avatar gets chicks drunk.
Yours makes them fat.
Just sayin'. 
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03-14-2012, 10:56 PM
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Yours makes them fat.
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There's a reason they call it a beer belly you know... And it doesn't look endearing on the female persuasion.
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03-14-2012, 11:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Originally Posted by kunkstyle
There's a reason they call it a beer belly you know... And it doesn't look endearing on the female persuasion.
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If I could actually manifest a beer-belly it would be a triumph of humanity.
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03-14-2012, 11:25 PM
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^Well, it's not going to happen with that attitude.
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