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Old 12-09-2011, 02:36 PM   #21
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You can always play Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to spice things up.

And don't ask if I'm being serious, because I'm not entirely sure myself.

We changed the game. Its now

Rock Paper Scissers,pistol, .50 caliber sniper rifle, motar, cruise missile, MOAB, b-51 dialable nuclear bomb, death star super laser.
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That seems like it might be a little insensitive.
I suggest American-Nazi-Jew instead.

Oh, and a general rule of thumb for the future, if you have to ask "Is this game offensive". The answer is pobably "Yes".

From the guy with "No Fat Chicks" as his avatar?
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From the guy with "No Fat Chicks" as his avatar?
What? Are you advocating fat chicks? Thats going to be a tough sell my friend.
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From the guy with "No Fat Chicks" as his avatar?
Fat chicks are allowed, they just have to pay.
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Old 12-09-2011, 02:38 PM   #25
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What? Are you advocating fat chicks? Thats going to be a tough sell my friend.
Only Huntingwhale will agree to this.
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Old 12-09-2011, 02:39 PM   #26
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I don't think American Nazi Jew would work... Who would the jew beat?

Please god tell me know one thinks this is serious.

Seriously, in this game the only logical out is the Jew beats the American, and that seems to be reverse-bigotry.
The Jew beats the American becuase clearly the Jewish run banking industry is what is destroying the US right now.

W tried to stop them when he flew a couple planes into the WTC, but all the bankers got a heads up and got out of Dodge.
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I thought 911 was a Jewish conspiracy.
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From the guy with "No Fat Chicks" as his avatar?
I can only assume that your avatar is an orange prohibited sign, on an orange background, slashing through the words "Sense of Humour" in a nice orange font.
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We changed the game. Its now

Rock Paper Scissers,pistol, .50 caliber sniper rifle, motar, cruise missile, MOAB, b-51 dialable nuclear bomb, death star super laser.

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why not korean, japanese, chinese? That's far more hilarious.

Wait, what do you mean this isn't suppose to be hilarious?
How would you determine the difference? The degree of slant in the eyes?
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Why don't you be an elitist hipster and suggest the matter be settled by playing Rochambeau?
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Why don't you be an elitist hipster and suggest the matter be settled by playing Rochambeau?
Is that where you kick each other in the nuts until someone gives up?
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Is that where you kick each other in the nuts until someone gives up?
No, it's RPS.
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How would you determine the difference? The degree of slant in the eyes?
Yeah, this game might be hard to play. Maybe we can act out a person making sushi, a person playing starcraft, and a person making high grade fake LVs.
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No, it's RPS.
The creators of South Park beg to differ.
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Old 12-09-2011, 02:54 PM   #36
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Here I thought i was going to read about a rodeo cowboy that goes by the name of Indian Bear.
Sounds like a weird game.
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Old 12-09-2011, 03:36 PM   #37
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I don't think a Cowboy-Indian-Bear game is offensive at all.

Is there a context of hatred? I didn't think so.

What about the Cleveland Indians, Washington Redskins? Abolish them?

Holy crap what a paranoid world we live in....
You've got Mikey on side with your game.

That should tell you everything you need to know.
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I have always subscribed to the theory that you are judged by the company you keep. (Applying to both friends and ideas)
That being said, I will not allow the game to take place.
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Old 12-09-2011, 04:21 PM   #39
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Google "Bear Hunter Ninja". I've never played it, but I think that's the more PC version (apparently there is also a Bear Hunter Princess version, although Ninja >>> Princess)
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We used to play "UFO - Cow - Bacteria". You can do them with one hand similar to RPS.

UFO: fingers down separate and crooked in a grappling position (abducting a cow)
cow: horns
bacteria: index and thumb pressed together ("this small")
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