I gotta say as a huge Top Gun fan, I would love this. But somebody better get Chunk, aka Val Kilmer on the treadmill.
One of the best scenes in the history of movies...
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Top Gun sucks. Probably one of the most overrated movies of the last 30 years. That beach volleyball scene is one of the lamest pieces of crap I've ever watched. You know what the problem is? Kenny Loggins. Any movie that relies heavily on that dirtbag for its soundtrack is destined to suck. That goes double for you, "Footloose." Caddyshack doesn't count.
Of course the next Top Gun will feature Tom Cruise as Maverick 17 the great great great great grandson of the original Pete Mitchell as he and his rio Iceman oil each other up and slide into their phallic shaped space fighter to take on the evil forces of Xenu as played by John Travolta.
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I don't think anyone would argue that Top Gun doesn't suck. Of course it sucks.
It's the cheesy nostalgia, motorcycles and fighter planes that make it irresistible.
I think the volley ball scene was thrown in there so wives and girlfriends who got dragged to the theater didn't feel like they got completely ripped off.
Come to think of it... there is a lot of Bromance in that film. F*** it, it sucks. I'm throwing my DVD in the garbage right now.
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It'll probably be somebody like Channing Tatum and Taylor Lautner as the "new" Maverick and Iceman with Cruise and Kilmer replacing Viper and Jester. With 10x the amount of explosions.
I don't think anyone would argue that Top Gun doesn't suck. Of course it sucks.
It's the cheesy nostalgia, motorcycles and fighter planes that make it irresistible.
I think the volley ball scene was thrown in there so wives and girlfriends who got dragged to the theater didn't feel like they got completely ripped off.
Come to think of it... there is a lot of Bromance in that film. F*** it, it sucks. I'm throwing my DVD in the garbage right now.
it sucks great. Sucked so bad I saw it seven times in a theatre when it came out. It was a sensation then but yes, it is actually pretty lame. Cutting edge action shots at the time.
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Top Gun sucks. Probably one of the most overrated movies of the last 30 years. That beach volleyball scene is one of the lamest pieces of crap I've ever watched. You know what the problem is? Kenny Loggins. Any movie that relies heavily on that dirtbag for its soundtrack is destined to suck. That goes double for you, "Footloose." Caddyshack doesn't count.
Kenny Loggins sucks!
Maybe it's because I am extremely drunk right now but if you said this to my face, I would punch you in the mouth.
Top Gun is a perfect movie.
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