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Old 08-04-2011, 02:33 PM   #41
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You know the hardest part of learning to rollerblade?

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Yes, rolling on a set of wheels along a paved path is what defines a person as gay. It wouldn't have anything to do with dating someone of the same gender as yourself. The mentality around here some days...
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Old 08-04-2011, 02:54 PM   #42
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=rollerblading

For Cardio I can get into similar heart rate training zones compared to biking and running. Mountain biking 120-170 range Running 130-180 range and "rollerblading" 130-170 so the drop off isn't big. Factor in that it is low impact and I have yet to be injured rollerblading it seems to be a good way to cross train. Also builds muscle groups that are hard to hit and will make you a better runner/biker as a result.

I can't deny being out on the paths and having people give you the gay look though. It is a very strong stigma but not enough to keep me from hitting the paths. Growing up as a skater this is my excercising on wheels fix and is good for core/cardio/stability/balance etc. and besides it keeps me from being mid age guy on a skateboard Things from the 90's come back
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Old 08-04-2011, 02:57 PM   #43
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Yes, rolling on a set of wheels along a paved path is what defines a person as gay. It wouldn't have anything to do with dating someone of the same gender as yourself. The mentality around here some days...
It's cool, as mentioned before I have rollerblades somewhere in my garage too.

I've already lined up 3 dates for next week because of this thread.
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Old 08-04-2011, 03:04 PM   #44
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The warning on the side made me laugh. This is a hilarious thread.
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Old 08-04-2011, 03:09 PM   #45
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It's cool, as mentioned before I have rollerblades somewhere in my garage too.

I've already lined up 3 dates for next week because of this thread.
I see why you hung up your rollerblades....You became too famous and couldn't live a normal life.

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Old 08-04-2011, 03:17 PM   #46
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^^^

That must be the Canucks new mascot, you spoiled it it was not to be revealed until Opening night
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Yes, rolling on a set of wheels along a paved path is what defines a person as gay.
It depends, if the wheels are attached to little booties then yes, yes it defines them as gay.
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Old 08-04-2011, 03:53 PM   #48
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It depends, if the wheels are attached to little booties then yes, yes it defines them as gay.
like these?...


or more like these?..


...sure hope you don't play hockey with "little booties"

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The best place for Rollerblading is 1992.

Alternatively - traffic.
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like these?...
Exactly, see now you're getting it!
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Old 08-04-2011, 05:29 PM   #51
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I see why you hung up your rollerblades....You became too famous and couldn't live a normal life.

Man... I was in such good shape back then. I really let myself go.
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Man... I was in such good shape back then. I really let myself go.
do you still have the outfit?
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like these?...


or more like these?..


...sure hope you don't play hockey with "little booties"
Man, when you take a sharp blade off something and add wheels to it, it sure looks faggy.
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Man, when you take a sharp blade off something and add wheels to it, it sure looks faggy.
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The term fruitboots, comes from skateboarders - no?
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On a more serious note; there are a bunch of good recommendations for blading, skating, biking, hiking locations on travel websites like Tripadvisor, Yelp, etc.

Here's one

http://www.yelp.com/topic/san-franci...lerblade-in-sf
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On a more serious note; there are a bunch of good recommendations for blading, skating, biking, hiking locations on travel websites like Tripadvisor, Yelp, etc.

Here's one

http://www.yelp.com/topic/san-franci...lerblade-in-sf


Also if anyone is looking for better quality replacement wheels check out Skates http://www.skates.com/ I have been dealing with them for years and they ship quick and you can't get the quality locally. I have seen some replacement wheels priced locally at prices where it is almost worth buying a new pair of rollerblades/inline skates. Almost as bad as printer ink. Sell cheap quality wheels and wait for the replacment orders to come in.
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