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Old 04-15-2011, 09:20 PM   #141
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Old 04-15-2011, 09:26 PM   #142
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Fill a huge garbage bin up with water, lean it up against his front door (doors swing inwards) ring his door bell and run....
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Old 04-15-2011, 10:06 PM   #143
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You can blind the guy if it gets in his eyes, probably should pass on that one.
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Old 04-15-2011, 10:49 PM   #144
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:53 AM   #145
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Old 04-16-2011, 11:02 AM   #146
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Too hungover to post. Vodka, Becherovka, all washed down with many beer.
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Old 04-16-2011, 11:05 AM   #147
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Fill a huge garbage bin up with water, lean it up against his front door (doors swing inwards) ring his door bell and run....
This is an awesome idea, but fill it with urine.
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Old 04-16-2011, 03:04 PM   #148
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Break into his car, Connect a wire from the brake lights directly to the horn.

He He! .... every time he's driving and gets too close to the vehicle in front, the horn will sound.....or even better, when sitting at a red light, the driver in front of him will think he's "laying on the horn". Should make for some award winning road rage!!
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Too hungover to post. Vodka, Becherovka, all washed down with many beer.
Did you sleep with his wife? Television and the internet has taught me that you can't go wrong sleeping with a dudes wife or girlfriend.
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Old 04-16-2011, 07:27 PM   #151
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Did you sleep with his wife? Television and the internet has taught me that you can't go wrong sleeping with a dudes wife or girlfriend.
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Old 04-16-2011, 07:36 PM   #152
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Too hungover to post. Vodka, Becherovka, all washed down with many beer.
Where did you manage to find Beckerovka? I've been looking for that since I left Kiev and haven't found it anywhere. Specialty shop?
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Old 04-16-2011, 08:01 PM   #153
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Where did you manage to find Beckerovka? I've been looking for that since I left Kiev and haven't found it anywhere. Specialty shop?
bratislava. brought it home one visit I believe.
Come over some time, it's all yours.
I am never drinking again ..... Well, not tonight.
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