Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

Go Back   Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community > Main Forums > The Off Topic Forum
Register Forum Rules FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 03-18-2011, 01:30 PM   #1
GirlySports
NOT breaking news
 
GirlySports's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Thumbs up So just exactly how much space is in there?

http://bnch.me/gVNtez

Quote:
After crashing her car Sunday, police said a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn was found to have a sizeable stash of drugs and money hidden in an unlikely location.

According to a criminal complaint:

Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Karin Mackaliunas, 27, 1609 Mulberry St., at the scene of a crash at the North Seventh Avenue off-ramp Sunday evening.

After her car was towed, Ms. Mackaliunas was ready to leave the scene of the crash when Officer Cali contacted Officer Baumann and asked for Ms. Mackaliunas to be detained because she was suspected of stealing items from the inn.

After searching her for weapons, Officer Baumann found three bags of heroin in Ms. Mackaliunas' jacket.

But as the officer drove her to Scranton police headquarters to charge her for drug possession, Officer Baumann noticed Ms. Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.

After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.

A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.

Ms. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.

__________________
Watching the Oilers defend is like watching fire engines frantically rushing to the wrong fire

GirlySports is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 01:47 PM   #2
Bobblehead
Franchise Player
 
Bobblehead's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
Exp:
Default

"Like throwing a hot dog down the hallway"
__________________
"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
Bobblehead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 01:47 PM   #3
wooohooo
#1 Goaltender
 
wooohooo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Exp:
Default

Well obviously a lot... speaking from experience
wooohooo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 01:47 PM   #4
Knut
 
Knut's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Exp:
Default

Nm
Knut is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 01:51 PM   #5
arloiginla
#1 Goaltender
 
arloiginla's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

This instantly reminded me of this thread:

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=93467
arloiginla is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 01:59 PM   #6
YYC in LAX
First Line Centre
 
YYC in LAX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

NSFW

__________________

YYC in LAX is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to YYC in LAX For This Useful Post:
Old 03-18-2011, 02:05 PM   #7
troutman
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
 
troutman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
Exp:
Default

Her Sugar Walls have become a Sugar Condo.
troutman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 02:20 PM   #8
onetwo_threefour
Powerplay Quarterback
 
onetwo_threefour's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Mahogany, aka halfway to Lethbridge
Exp:
Default

^ Sugar shack would have been better. ;-)
__________________
onetwo and threefour... Together no more. The end of an era. Let's rebuild...
onetwo_threefour is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 02:28 PM   #9
CarlW
Crash and Bang Winger
 
CarlW's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NW Calgary
Exp:
Default

Maybe they were really small bags....
CarlW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 02:32 PM   #10
CaptainCrunch
Norm!
 
CaptainCrunch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Exp:
Default

I think I dated her

__________________
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
CaptainCrunch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 02:32 PM   #11
Knalus
Powerplay Quarterback
 
Knalus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

Well, the weird part was the $51.22. I mean, she's using it not just for drugs, but also as a changepurse???
Knalus is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Knalus For This Useful Post:
Old 03-18-2011, 02:35 PM   #12
Yasa
First Line Centre
 
Yasa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Exp:
Default

After a couple more yoga classes, I bet she could learn to fold herself up in there. Like Popples.
Yasa is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Yasa For This Useful Post:
Old 03-18-2011, 02:36 PM   #13
CampbellsTransgressions
Lifetime Suspension
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Exp:
Default

I feel bad for the doctor...
CampbellsTransgressions is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 02:38 PM   #14
burn_this_city
Franchise Player
 
burn_this_city's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

Sooo using a porn unit of measurement, how many fists would this be?
burn_this_city is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to burn_this_city For This Useful Post:
Old 03-18-2011, 02:39 PM   #15
Yasa
First Line Centre
 
Yasa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by CampbellsTransgressions View Post
I feel bad for the doctor...
They probably had to send a search party in after about 45 minutes after they lost contact. That thing must be like a Stargate.
Yasa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 02:48 PM   #16
troutman
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
 
troutman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
Exp:
Default

On a slightly different tangent (graphic discussion):

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/...-about-gerbils

My friend who was a weekend nurse at a hospital in Vancouver's West-End, had many stories about "Foreign Object Removal Fridays".
troutman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 02:52 PM   #17
BlackEleven
Redundant Minister of Redundancy
 
BlackEleven's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Knalus View Post
Well, the weird part was the $51.22. I mean, she's using it not just for drugs, but also as a changepurse???
Especially the 22 cents part. You need at least 4 coins to make that much -- and two of them have be pennies regardless of the other coins. I can't even bother to take the effort to pick up a penny if I drop one. If she's willing to go to that kind of effort to retain hers, I'd hate to see this woman at one of those take-a-penny-leave-a-penny trays...
BlackEleven is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 02:53 PM   #18
BloodFetish
First Line Centre
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Coquitlam, BC
Exp:
Default

A humourous write-up

http://h8torade.com/2011/03/17/if-yo...iunass-vagina/

Including a pic of the culprit's......face!

She's halfway to duckface - more baggies stuffed in her cheeks perhaps?


EDIT: and OMG she's on facebook. Insert "write on her wall" joke here

Last edited by BloodFetish; 03-18-2011 at 02:57 PM.
BloodFetish is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 02:54 PM   #19
BloodFetish
First Line Centre
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Coquitlam, BC
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackEleven View Post
Especially the 22 cents part. You need at least 4 coins to make that much -- and two of them have be pennies regardless of the other coins. I can't even bother to take the effort to pick up a penny if I drop one. If she's willing to go to that kind of effort to retain hers, I'd hate to see this woman at one of those take-a-penny-leave-a-penny trays...
And isn't copper toxic?
BloodFetish is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2011, 03:01 PM   #20
Hack&Lube
Atomic Nerd
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodFetish View Post
And isn't copper toxic?
Pennies haven't been copper for years.
Hack&Lube is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:46 PM.

Calgary Flames
2025-26






Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Calgarypuck 2021 | See Our Privacy Policy