After crashing her car Sunday, police said a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn was found to have a sizeable stash of drugs and money hidden in an unlikely location.
According to a criminal complaint:
Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Karin Mackaliunas, 27, 1609 Mulberry St., at the scene of a crash at the North Seventh Avenue off-ramp Sunday evening.
After her car was towed, Ms. Mackaliunas was ready to leave the scene of the crash when Officer Cali contacted Officer Baumann and asked for Ms. Mackaliunas to be detained because she was suspected of stealing items from the inn.
After searching her for weapons, Officer Baumann found three bags of heroin in Ms. Mackaliunas' jacket.
But as the officer drove her to Scranton police headquarters to charge her for drug possession, Officer Baumann noticed Ms. Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.
After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.
A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.
Ms. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.
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Well, the weird part was the $51.22. I mean, she's using it not just for drugs, but also as a changepurse???
Especially the 22 cents part. You need at least 4 coins to make that much -- and two of them have be pennies regardless of the other coins. I can't even bother to take the effort to pick up a penny if I drop one. If she's willing to go to that kind of effort to retain hers, I'd hate to see this woman at one of those take-a-penny-leave-a-penny trays...
Especially the 22 cents part. You need at least 4 coins to make that much -- and two of them have be pennies regardless of the other coins. I can't even bother to take the effort to pick up a penny if I drop one. If she's willing to go to that kind of effort to retain hers, I'd hate to see this woman at one of those take-a-penny-leave-a-penny trays...