07-19-2010, 10:25 AM
|
#1
|
|
One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
|
Girl sleeps with 1,000th man..
..and hopes it hasn't put off others from wanting to settle down with her!
Quote:
|
Now the challenge is over Christina does have regrets. "Good friends stuck by me but others accused me of being a slut. I took things too far. Now all I want to do is settle down. I just hope I haven't put men off."
|
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news...-1000-men.html
The comments are the best part..
__________________
"In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil's might / Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"
Last edited by GreenLantern; 07-19-2010 at 10:28 AM.
|
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:26 AM
|
#2
|
|
Missed the bus
|
You signed in with the wrong account, Jetsfan...
[edit: sorry link isnt broken, my work blocked it]
Last edited by alltherage; 07-19-2010 at 10:31 AM.
|
|
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:27 AM
|
#3
|
|
Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
|
Well she definatley has it in her.
|
|
|
|
|
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to GoinAllTheWay For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:27 AM
|
#4
|
|
One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
|
Link works for me.. anyone else?
__________________
"In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil's might / Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"
|
|
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:28 AM
|
#5
|
|
Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
|
Works fine for me.
|
|
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:29 AM
|
#6
|
|
Missed the bus
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenLantern
Link works for me.. anyone else?
|
Sorry maybe it is just blocked at work. I got it on my iphone. Mostly I had to see pics... and now you've posted them.
She is actually decent looking... but I bet she's one meaty mess down there now.
|
|
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:29 AM
|
#7
|
|
First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: On Jessica Albas chest
|
Sites blocked for me at work, anyone mind posting what this athlete looks like?
|
|
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:33 AM
|
#8
|
|
Norm!
|
Ok she makes it sound tough to seduce a 1000 men. Bottom line is we really don't need seduction, we'd be just fine with a "Lets go" and a hammer job in a back alley someone. This wasn't the cumulation of a challenge as much as the completion of whats basically equivalent to the Great Marianas Turkey shoot with a vagina instead of a air craft carrier. In otherwords everyone landed.
1000 men over 10 years. You could park optimus primes trailer in that space and neither party would get much pleasure out of it.
I guess we shouldn't be too rough on her, I mean there's a list of men who have railed thousands of girls in their lifespan, but what makes that more of an achievement is its a little tougher to seduce a girl.
Of course we got the lesbian teaser in there. I'm betting she optioned a book on this.
Yes sir, one Vagina Reconstruction surgery for this girl coming right up.
__________________
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
|
|
|
|
|
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to CaptainCrunch For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:33 AM
|
#9
|
|
Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
|
She is decent and doable. Not spectacular, but solid.  Good work - when she has a baby, it will fall out, like in "Meaning of Life" ...
|
|
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:34 AM
|
#10
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
|
|
|
|
|
|
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to red sky For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:36 AM
|
#12
|
|
Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
|
What an Idiot. This woman has the mental capacity of a tube of vagisil.
__________________
The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
|
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:36 AM
|
#13
|
|
Norm!
|
__________________
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
|
|
|
|
|
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to CaptainCrunch For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:39 AM
|
#14
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
|
Quote:
|
Attractive Christina grew up in a five-bedroom house in Hertfordshire where she enjoyed riding her pony
|
Good luck Christina
|
|
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:40 AM
|
#15
|
|
CP Gamemaster
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: The Gary
|
When's the next season of Jersey Shore starting up? She would fit in nicely.
|
|
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:40 AM
|
#16
|
|
Norm!
|
Ok, just for fun, the average money shot is a table spoon. So if each of those guys got an average of 2 shots in.
A table spoon = .01479 litres
So 2000 errr finishes means that she's basically taken 29.6 litres of clam chowder.
__________________
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
|
|
|
|
|
The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to CaptainCrunch For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:42 AM
|
#17
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
|
Why did you have to say clam chowder
|
|
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:43 AM
|
#18
|
|
Franchise Player
|
She has to have herpes or something. The odds are simply too far against her.
|
|
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:43 AM
|
#19
|
|
First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: On Jessica Albas chest
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Ok, just for fun, the average money shot is a table spoon. So if each of those guys got an average of 2 shots in.
A table spoon = .01479 litres
So 2000 errr finishes means that she's basically taken 29.6 litres of clam chowder.
|
Only you Captain would take the thirty seconds to figure that out! Atta boy!
Now im going to ask nicely for the second time, can someone post a pic of her, minus the dirty cheeseburger, grilled cheese etc.
|
|
|
|
|
07-19-2010, 10:43 AM
|
#20
|
|
Missed the bus
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazrim
When's the next season of Jersey Shore starting up? The cast would fit inside her nicely.
|
Fyp
|
|
|
|
|
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to alltherage For This Useful Post:
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:15 PM.
|
|
