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Old 01-26-2011, 08:29 PM   #161
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Ugh just got off work. I need cpr
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I need to talk about a flaming garbage truck and a backhoe that caught fire.
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Old 01-26-2011, 08:37 PM   #163
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Ugh just got off work. I need cpr
I need CPR is like the new Jizz in my pants.

I just got off work and I need CPR

I got stuck behind a ####ty driver and I need CPR

I crapped in my truck and I need CPR

My alarm goes off and I need CPR

My alarm didn't go off and I need CPR
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Old 01-26-2011, 08:50 PM   #166
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There was a horrible situation in the bathroom at my work today, and I couldn't remember CPR. I registered for a new class this morning, just waiting for approval. I really hope I get in.
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There was a horrible situation in the bathroom at my work today, and I couldn't remember CPR. I registered for a new class this morning, just waiting for approval. I really hope I get in.
Son of a WHORE. Are you telling me we've missed out on some sweet art that should line the walls of the CPR building?!?!
I feel cheated.
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I took CPR a while back and within a year, I'm sure I've forgotten most of what I learned. Definitely need to keep it up as well as continually do refreshers.
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I took an actual CPR class a few years ago because I thought I was going to get pair for it. But then work decided I shouldn't get 8 hours of overtime for it, so I totally wasted a Saturday.
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I took an actual CPR class a few years ago because I thought I was going to get A pair for it. But then work decided I shouldn't get 8 hours of overtime for it, so I totally wasted a Saturday.
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Pair should have been paid. One row up, half a key over. Sue me.
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Pair should have been paid. One row up, half a key over. Sue me.
Only if I don't have to go to ####ville!
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Pair should have been paid.
Usually someone with a good pair gets paid. *giggity*
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Flames win... and I need CPR
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Kings win...I need CPR!
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Flames win... and I need CPR
I have been zinged, and I love it!

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Dear CPR, my heart stopped. I need you now.


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Old 01-27-2011, 05:03 AM   #178
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Dear CPR, my heart stopped. I need you now.


You're getting in on the Lady Antebellum hype too huh?

Damn, this CPR thing is popping up everywhere.

CPR is like vomit. Comes up when you least expect it.

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Old 01-27-2011, 06:23 AM   #179
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I'm in Shartville and I need CPR.
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Old 01-27-2011, 06:45 AM   #180
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Is it every three years you are supposed to take first aid again? I don't think that's enough. I have never had to use first aid or CPR and I know that I've forgotten most of what they teach you. You're right, I think you have to use it, or you lose it.
Something like that.

First Aid isn't that hard to remember though. The actual procedure of doing CPR isn't hard to remember either. But beyond that, unless you're using it on a daily basis, whether in training, or out in the field, you're screwed. I can't remember patient assessment once I get to the scene of an accident, and that was one of the most important things we learned.
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