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Old 01-26-2011, 12:13 PM   #121
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Going to Spice Hut, might need CPR after eating.
You should go get enthused. I heard she'd perform CPR for Spicy Slut.
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I hope you all get banned. No good trolls.
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I hope you all get banned. No good trolls.
If I could use CPR to smite you... I would.
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I wonder what kind of CPR Boblobla specializes in?
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Old 01-26-2011, 12:48 PM   #125
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confession: i forgot, so i had to google what CPR meant.

Spoiler!
I forgot as well but I found a different definition...
Spoiler!
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Old 01-26-2011, 01:36 PM   #126
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CPR training, guaranteed to get your heart beating faster.

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Old 01-26-2011, 01:39 PM   #127
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I miss learning CPR. My promotion screwed up everything.
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Work is boring me to death, I need some CPR.
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Old 01-26-2011, 02:48 PM   #129
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Work is boring me to death, I need some CPR.
Step 1: Find an empty can of Pringles

Step 2: Find a Cat

Step 3: Put cat in said can of Pringles.
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Step 1: Find an empty can of Pringles

Step 2: Find a Cat

Step 3: Put cat in said can of Pringles.
Cat in Pringles Resurrection?
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I heard that TomSteves likes RPC.
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Old 01-26-2011, 03:40 PM   #132
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I know a guy who shat in his truck. I'll bet he needed CPR after that bender.
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I know a guy who shat in his truck. I'll bet he needed CPR after that bender.
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Old 01-26-2011, 03:58 PM   #134
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I heard that TomSteves likes RPC.
I've heard TomSteves isn't welcome in CPR classes and it's not the first place he's been banned.
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I've heard TomSteves isn't welcome in CPR classes and it's not the first place he's been banned.
I've heard that story about TomSteves as well, and I think it was a BS ruling by the person who runs the classes. So what if he is a known sex offender?
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Old 01-26-2011, 05:29 PM   #136
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The next time CPR is needed on planes, TomSteves will re-route it.
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Old 01-26-2011, 05:35 PM   #137
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The next time CPR is needed on planes, TomSteves will re-route it.
I think you're mistaken. I think TomSteves runs trains, not planes.
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I think my CPR class has ended due to an Administration11 failure.
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Old 01-26-2011, 05:41 PM   #139
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I think you're mistaken. I think TomSteves runs trains, not planes.
I hear TomSteves likes to have the trains from the trainyard go back and forth during rush hour.
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Old 01-26-2011, 05:42 PM   #140
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I can't believe it takes this long to either reacquire the conference room we were holding the CPR classes in, or else cut losses and go find another place. I guess beggars can't be choosers, but I'm officially willing to pay money so that I can stop begging and get back to CPR.
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