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Old 01-25-2011, 11:18 PM   #101
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Cool broken link bro.
Hence i hate my laptop. And i already closed the other window. I'm too lazy to go back to it and fix it.
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:18 PM   #102
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So really, we should get together and have cpcpr meet. At a bar. And learn how to save lives or something.
You can all learn the recovery position.
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LIES! Don't try to deny your cpr knowledge. As you pointed out, it could save a life.

Edit. Also, the people who live upstairs will likely be in need of some CPR one of these days as well.
I, like ResAlien, am not impressed with the direction of this thread. BUT, I am in a similar boat with the people living below me. I'm *this* close to unleashing hell on them, thereby forcing me to use my CPR skills and resuscitate them. Maybe I'll 'forget' how to do it.
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This is a conversation?
People who don't know CPR must be very confused right now
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I, like ResAlien, am not impressed with the direction of this thread. BUT, I am in a similar boat with the people living below me. I'm *this* close to unleashing hell on them, thereby forcing me to use my CPR skills and resuscitate them. Maybe I'll 'forget' how to do it.
No, No, No. You're doing it wrong! YOU are not supposed to administer CPR! YOU are supposed to put them in need of CPR! That's what i plan to do to Telus employees and the people who live upstairs. And possibly the weeble/jabba the hut.
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Hence i hate my laptop. And i already closed the other window. I'm too lazy to go back to it and fix it.
Don't go breaking my laptop.
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:25 PM   #107
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Yeah, but I figured that I should get some practice with CPR, since it's been 1.5 years since I was trained last. A good beat down would shut these morons up, and then I would get to post a cool story about CPR working again (and I would receive many thanks' in the process).
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Old 01-26-2011, 12:19 AM   #109
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I'm two days into my four day EMT refresher course and sadly, still no sign of CPR. The last time I used CPR I really gave my all. I wonder if I broke CPR?

Oh, to go back 4 days when everything was right with the world. Start fresh, ya know?
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Epic derail nerds. I've not taken a CPR class in ages. If you can you should take a refresher course, it could save a life. I have no clue what the hell is going on in this thread TBQH.
Yeah right. You strike me as the kind of guy who uses his knowledge of CPR to pickup chicks!
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Yeah right. You strike me as the kind of guy who uses his knowledge of CPR to pickup chicks!
"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and do some chest compressions?"

Does that s*** even work?
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"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and do some chest compressions?"

Does that s*** even work?
It works with Mexicans.
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The coug had a bad day yesterday?

So did I. CPR class is the only thing that calms me down. You do not realise how much you need it, until it is gone.
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You give me CPR, I give you mouth to mouth.
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You give me CPR, I give you mouth to mouth.
Still doing it wrong.

Not even sure if I wanna do that to a Mexican.
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confession: i forgot, so i had to google what CPR meant.

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Old 01-26-2011, 09:56 AM   #118
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confession: i forgot, so i had to google what CPR meant.

Spoiler!
I knew it was Resuscitation but forgot what the CP stood for.
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I had to do online driving school last night for a supernova ticket, I almost died without CPR.
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Going to Spice Hut, might need CPR after eating.
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