01-25-2011, 11:18 PM
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#101
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Self-Ban
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Originally Posted by ResAlien
Cool broken link bro.
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Hence i hate my laptop. And i already closed the other window. I'm too lazy to go back to it and fix it.
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01-25-2011, 11:18 PM
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#102
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by CrusaderPi
So really, we should get together and have cpcpr meet. At a bar. And learn how to save lives or something.
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You can all learn the recovery position.
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01-25-2011, 11:18 PM
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#103
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by evilcougar
LIES! Don't try to deny your cpr knowledge. As you pointed out, it could save a life.
Edit. Also, the people who live upstairs will likely be in need of some CPR one of these days as well.
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I, like ResAlien, am not impressed with the direction of this thread. BUT, I am in a similar boat with the people living below me. I'm *this* close to unleashing hell on them, thereby forcing me to use my CPR skills and resuscitate them. Maybe I'll 'forget' how to do it.
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01-25-2011, 11:19 PM
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#104
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Silicon Valley
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Originally Posted by STeeLy
This is a conversation?
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People who don't know CPR must be very confused right now
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01-25-2011, 11:24 PM
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#105
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Self-Ban
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Originally Posted by oilers_fan
I, like ResAlien, am not impressed with the direction of this thread. BUT, I am in a similar boat with the people living below me. I'm *this* close to unleashing hell on them, thereby forcing me to use my CPR skills and resuscitate them. Maybe I'll 'forget' how to do it.
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No, No, No. You're doing it wrong! YOU are not supposed to administer CPR! YOU are supposed to put them in need of CPR! That's what i plan to do to Telus employees and the people who live upstairs. And possibly the weeble/jabba the hut.
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01-25-2011, 11:24 PM
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#106
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Originally Posted by evilcougar
Hence i hate my laptop. And i already closed the other window. I'm too lazy to go back to it and fix it.
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Don't go breaking my laptop.
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01-25-2011, 11:25 PM
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#107
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Franchise Player
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Yeah, but I figured that I should get some practice with CPR, since it's been 1.5 years since I was trained last. A good beat down would shut these morons up, and then I would get to post a cool story about CPR working again (and I would receive many thanks' in the process).
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But living an honest life - for that you need the truth. That's the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, leads to liberation and dignity. -Ricky Gervais
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01-25-2011, 11:27 PM
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#108
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Self-Ban
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Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby
Don't go breaking my laptop.
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01-26-2011, 12:19 AM
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#109
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Portland, OR
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I'm two days into my four day EMT refresher course and sadly, still no sign of CPR. The last time I used CPR I really gave my all. I wonder if I broke CPR?
Oh, to go back 4 days when everything was right with the world. Start fresh, ya know?
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01-26-2011, 05:48 AM
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#110
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by ResAlien
Epic derail nerds. I've not taken a CPR class in ages. If you can you should take a refresher course, it could save a life. I have no clue what the hell is going on in this thread TBQH.
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Yeah right. You strike me as the kind of guy who uses his knowledge of CPR to pickup chicks!
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01-26-2011, 06:07 AM
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#111
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
Yeah right. You strike me as the kind of guy who uses his knowledge of CPR to pickup chicks!
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"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and do some chest compressions?"
Does that s*** even work?
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01-26-2011, 06:37 AM
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#112
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Apartment 5A
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Originally Posted by STeeLy
"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and do some chest compressions?"
Does that s*** even work?
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It works with Mexicans.
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01-26-2011, 06:44 AM
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#113
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First Line Centre
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The coug had a bad day yesterday?
So did I. CPR class is the only thing that calms me down. You do not realise how much you need it, until it is gone.
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01-26-2011, 08:05 AM
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#114
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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*Cries*
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NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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01-26-2011, 09:40 AM
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#115
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Powerplay Quarterback
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You give me CPR, I give you mouth to mouth.
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01-26-2011, 09:49 AM
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#116
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by enthused
You give me CPR, I give you mouth to mouth.
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Still doing it wrong.
Not even sure if I wanna do that to a Mexican.
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01-26-2011, 09:55 AM
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#117
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Franchise Player
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confession: i forgot, so i had to google what CPR meant.
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01-26-2011, 09:56 AM
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#118
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by awildermode
confession: i forgot, so i had to google what CPR meant.
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I knew it was Resuscitation but forgot what the CP stood for.
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01-26-2011, 11:40 AM
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#119
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Silicon Valley
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I had to do online driving school last night for a supernova ticket, I almost died without CPR.
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-Taylor Hall
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01-26-2011, 11:57 AM
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#120
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Apartment 5A
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Going to Spice Hut, might need CPR after eating.
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