The Real 'Kick-Ass' - Average Dude Superhero

[Frank MetaMusil]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

The last thing that I would want to be is a side kick

Robin - Wore a one piece leotard with nylons and stripper booties, Batman liked to watch him slide down a fire pole.

Bucky - Was Captain America's side kick, wore a ridiculous looking costume that looked like a butlers outfit, tight pants and a cold and flu mask

Gabrielle - Side kick to Xena, come on we know her primary job was to keep Xena warm at night

I could go on, but sidekicks have only two jobs. Mess up and get captured, and to be there when their errr masters need them.

Choda boy from the movie Orgazmo was the best sidekick, IMO.

[Boblobla]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

The last thing that I would want to be is a side kick

Robin - Wore a one piece leotard with nylons and stripper booties, Batman liked to watch him slide down a fire pole.

Bucky - Was Captain America's side kick, wore a ridiculous looking costume that looked like a butlers outfit, tight pants and a cold and flu mask

Gabrielle - Side kick to Xena, come on we know her primary job was to keep Xena warm at night

I could go on, but sidekicks have only two jobs. Mess up and get captured, and to be there when their errr masters need them.

I would have WRECKED Gabrielle. She was fantastic.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Boblobla

I would have WRECKED Gabrielle. She was fantastic.

I think you would have ended up dead

[CaptainCrunch]

I can just imagine after some intense mission, Robin is in the batcave taking a shower when he hears footsteps, suddenly the batshower door slams open and Batman is standing there with a bar of soap. We hear screaming as the screen fades to black and the credits roll.

At least that's how Schumackers first draft was probably written.