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Old 10-13-2010, 04:05 PM   #21
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Wow a Star Trek quote in a thread about an immature guy married to a cougar.

All we need now is a tom Cruise reference and we have a winna.
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Star Trek quotes need to be banned from CP. Star Trek sucks people!!!
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Especially next generation.

I mean seriously.
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Especially next generation.

I mean seriously.
Especially that lame ass looking android robot guy. He is no Bishop.


Now back to pre-tainted Courtney Cox. What a babe!

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Especially that lame ass looking android robot guy. He is no Bishop.
Yeah and the lamest Captain ever.

While Picard is quoting Shakespere, Kirk is smashing pelvises with green chicks in bikini's.
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The Boss discovered Cox (3:20):
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More importantly, someone who is actually hot is now single, Christina Aguilara. Unfortunately she's been tainted because she's had a kid.
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I demand to know when that happened

And is she going to go all dirty again?
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And if you've seen her husband you know she likes ugly guys!
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I demand to know when that happened

And is she going to go all dirty again?
Today. It's divorce your no-name-presidentschoice-generic partner day.

Watch out Jessica Alba's husband, whatever your name is.
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The sad thing is that this means that the world is going through a massive shift in hope.

Aquilara, and Cox married absolutely average looking bozo's, which is called the hot girl settling effect. Now the hot girls are dumping said underachieving ordinary morons, destroying the hopes of average looking slackers everywhere.

This is also known as the Federline Syndrome.
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If he's a loser, what does that make all of us in this thread.
my wife's hot, I've got no worries.
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No, Alex P. Keaton did
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YES!
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The sad thing is that this means that the world is going through a massive shift in hope.

Aquilara, and Cox married absolutely average looking bozo's, which is called the hot girl settling effect. Now the hot girls are dumping said underachieving ordinary morons, destroying the hopes of average looking slackers everywhere.

This is also known as the Federline Syndrome.
Ummm wasn't he married to Brittney Spears? your theory holds no water.
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No, Alex P. Keaton did
Michael J Fox married the wrong Family Ties co-star!

Course if i was him i would have married his sister. Mallory was a babe!
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The sad thing is that this means that the world is going through a massive shift in hope.

Aquilara, and Cox married absolutely average looking bozo's, which is called the hot girl settling effect. Now the hot girls are dumping said underachieving ordinary morons, destroying the hopes of average looking slackers everywhere.

This is also known as the Federline Syndrome.
The girl that Arquette slept with after Cox debunks your theory
http://www.aaymca.com/jasmine-waltz-...yan-seacrests/
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She first came to prominence in the 1984 music video for Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark" (in which she was the girl pulled onstage to dance with Springsteen). Cox is also notable for being the first person to use the word "period" on U.S. television to refer to menstruation in a 1985 advertising campaign for Tampax brand tampons.[10] Her early film roles include Masters of the Universe (1987) and Cocoon: The Return (1988). Her early television work includes a starring role in the short-lived television series Misfits of Science (1985), and later a recurring role (1987–89) on the TV series Family Ties as Lauren Miller, the girlfriend of Alex P. Keaton (Michael J. Fox).
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