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Old 10-13-2010, 03:34 PM   #1
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No sex in 4 months! Can there be a more annoying person in hollywood than Arquette? I'm pretty sure he drugged her for those 11 years.

http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/2010/10/1...enn-story.html

The actor admitted the former Friends star had become fed up of his immaturity and confessed they had not been intimate in four months.
He told Stern, "After our 11th anniversary she gave me a motorcycle and said, 'I don't wanna be your mother anymore.' I was like, 'Alright, I get it.'
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He's hoping for a reconcile? Hahaha, not likely!
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A Cougar Dating site has offered Cox $1M to be a spokesperson.
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I listened to that interview yesterday. When he called in he said he set his alarm for 4:30 in the morning to do it.

Judging by the way he talks......I beg to differ.
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I think it goes without saying that he will never do better than that. The guy has somehow managed to become a celebrity despite having zero ability of any type.

Makes me wonder if I could become a hollywood star by winning enough razzies to justify my d list celebrity status.
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So she cooks and cleans up after him. Here I thought she only gave him money. What a deadbeat.
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I wonder if them not being able to have children of their own had a impact on there intimacy. She is super hot or an older chick, good for her to finally dump David.
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I think it goes without saying that he will never do better than that. The guy has somehow managed to become a celebrity despite having zero ability of any type.

Makes me wonder if I could become a hollywood star by winning enough razzies to justify my d list celebrity status.
Well he did have a hot older sister. thats about it.
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I think it goes without saying that he will never do better than that. The guy has somehow managed to become a celebrity despite having zero ability of any type.
I can't believe you are saying this about the FORMER WCW CHAMPION!
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I think it goes without saying that he will never do better than that. The guy has somehow managed to become a celebrity despite having zero ability of any type.

Makes me wonder if I could become a hollywood star by winning enough razzies to justify my d list celebrity status.
Hey now, he was in 'Eight Legged Freaks'. That was an awesome flick!

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How did I forget about this? More awesome.
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Funny thing is I remember reading an interview with her where she talked about how because of his maturity their difference in age didnt mean anything. That's not the first time I've heard an older woman say that about a younger guy she's dating/married to though.
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The chick hes banging now is pretty tasty..

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Courtney Cox version 2.0?
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Courtney Cox version 2.0?
The hotter but poorer version. Judging by her other lovers she's a hollywood bicycle...
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The chick hes banging now is pretty tasty..

I'm sure she's a very witty conversationalist, and isn't simply banging him because he's a has-been crappy actor/director. Good for Ms. Cox, I never liked her hyphenated name anyways. She is one tasty cougar on the rebound, no denying that. What's the over/under on her having a fling with a McConanhey/Butler/etc...within the next two months?
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I called this years ago. I still can't believe she married this loser.
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The hotter but poorer version.
Younger too. No cougar hunting in this case.
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I called this years ago. I still can't believe she married this loser.
It definitely made her less hot. Sorta like Elisha Cuthbert after Sean Avery.
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If he's a loser, what does that make all of us in this thread.
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