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		|  09-27-2010, 05:20 PM | #21 |  
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		|  09-27-2010, 05:50 PM | #22 |  
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Too soon? |  
It's always too soon for a broken picture.
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		|  09-27-2010, 05:52 PM | #23 |  
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					Originally Posted by pylon  I hope this doesn't send their stock plunging. |  
I dont get it, is this a segway to another joke?
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		|  09-27-2010, 06:38 PM | #24 |  
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			I didn't read the OP. Can someone give me the Cliff Notes?
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		|  09-27-2010, 06:42 PM | #25 |  
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			I smell a rat
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		|  09-27-2010, 06:44 PM | #26 |  
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			Would that be Dr Atkins dying of a heart attack?
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		|  09-27-2010, 06:48 PM | #27 |  
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					Originally Posted by SeeBass  Would that be Dr Atkins dying of a heart attack? |  
The Alanis Morissette version would be Dr. Atkins dying by slipping on ice and hitting his head on the pavement.
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		|  09-27-2010, 07:28 PM | #28 |  
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					Originally Posted by Bertuzzied  How is that ironic? |  
Whoosh.
		 
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		|  09-27-2010, 07:59 PM | #29 |  
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			Just to clarify here, this is not the guy who invented the segway and touted it as revolutionizing personal transport or whatever.  This was just some dude who bought the Segway company last December IIRC.
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		|  09-27-2010, 08:13 PM | #30 |  
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					Originally Posted by Dan02  This was just some dude who bought the Segway company last December IIRC. |  
Methinks new employees will now be going through some more intensive safety courses during their on-boarding period
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		|  09-27-2010, 08:38 PM | #31 |  
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			This just out: Segway 2.0 to include parachutes.
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		|  09-27-2010, 08:52 PM | #32 |  
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		|  09-27-2010, 09:31 PM | #33 |  
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			George Bush fell off of a Segway a few years back...I thought some gyro was suppose to keep you balance on one of these things...This recent accident sound like he drove right off the cliff...Thelma and Louise style...
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		|  09-27-2010, 09:40 PM | #34 |  
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					Originally Posted by Kybosh  This is still true.  You just can't fall off a cliff on a segway. |    |  
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		|  09-28-2010, 12:37 AM | #35 |  
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			So much for the plans for offroading...
		 
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		|  09-28-2010, 03:44 AM | #36 |  
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			Here's the million dollar question.  It's not like he was locked in a car or something - this is basically a glorified scooter; why didn't he just jump off the thing when he saw he was headed for the cliff?
		 
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		|  09-28-2010, 07:57 AM | #38 |  
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					Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda  as the owner of Segway, he had easier access to ride them and thus had higher odds of dying on one than most of the population. not ironic |  
It is certainly ironic that the owner of a company, that sells a product on which a fairly large amount of effort was spent to ensure that the public knew how safe they were, dies in an accident involving that product.
 
The fact that he just recently bought the company, so presumably was not involved in the efforts to convince people it was safe, makes it a little less so, but the irony is still there.
		 
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		|  09-28-2010, 08:56 AM | #39 |  
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					Originally Posted by Redliner  Here's the million dollar question.  It's not like he was locked in a car or something - this is basically a glorified scooter; why didn't he just jump off the thing when he saw he was headed for the cliff? |  
At 12 mph, he stood no chance. Everything happens so fast at that speed.
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