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Old 09-23-2010, 02:46 PM   #161
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... and, don't wear sweatpants with good shoes... at least not on date #1...
Hahahaha damnit why am I out of thanks!
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Old 09-23-2010, 03:32 PM   #162
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Hahahaha damnit why am I out of thanks!
Because you are 'thanks' whore?
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Because you are 'thanks' whore?
I think a thanks 'slut' would be more appropriate. He'll give it out to anyone who asks....*rimshot*
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I think a thanks 'slut' would be more appropriate. He'll give it out to anyone who asks....*rimshot*
No, only to those with swagger.
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Old 09-23-2010, 04:07 PM   #165
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That's fine... but I didnt pioneer these tactics, I just think they work. Check out that show, the VIP room. Sure the guys are just having fun in there... but they are also demonstating how easy the code of getting with women is to crack.

Anyways, what was meant to be a "devils advocate" and somewhat tongue in cheek string of posts has turned into a cluster $%#* and this thread is now horrible off topic. I apologize to the OP for de-railing it.
I wouldn't say that there is a code to crack in regards to women. It's pretty tough to actually be a romantic lover, but a good rule is that women do go for the nice guy, but the nice guy can't be a wimp.

Nice guys finish first, but too often, guys who think they are nice are really just big soppy vaginas.
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Old 09-23-2010, 04:08 PM   #166
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Nice guys finish first, but too often, guys who think they are nice are really just big soppy vaginas.
Exactly. There is a fine line between nice guy and sappy sack of dren.
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Old 09-23-2010, 04:09 PM   #167
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Yes the nice guy remembers to use the words please and thank you.

I.E. Can you please get me a f$$$$$$$ sandy

Thanks for the G$$ D@@@@@ Sandy
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Old 09-23-2010, 04:10 PM   #168
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Exactly. There is a fine line between nice guy and sappy sack of dren.
In my experience, 70% of women are whorish harpies who will sink their claws into your nuts the first chance they get. How many "nice guys" do you see getting taken for a ride by these girls and then just being driven into the ground?

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Old 09-23-2010, 04:14 PM   #169
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In my experience, 70% of women are whorish harpies who will sink their claws into your nuts the first chance they get. How many "nice guys" do you see getting taken for a ride by these girls and then just being driven into the ground?
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I don't listen to hiphop.
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:23 PM   #172
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In my experience, 70% of women are whorish harpies who will sink their claws into your nuts the first chance they get. How many "nice guys" do you see getting taken for a ride by these girls and then just being driven into the ground?
That is at best a grossly misinformed statement. Regardless, I find it offensive. You really must send out weird signals if that's the type of women that are attracted into your circle of experience. Sad.

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Old 09-23-2010, 05:36 PM   #173
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In my experience, 70% of women are whorish harpies who will sink their claws into your nuts the first chance they get. How many "nice guys" do you see getting taken for a ride by these girls and then just being driven into the ground?
I am having problems with your percentages here Peter. Unless you are rounding down from 3/4 or 6/8 women you have been with, to get to 70% you would at least have to be at 7/10. I don't buy 10. Not for a second.

Whorish Harpies? Really? Had an escort make off with your wallet one too many times.
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:42 PM   #174
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I am having problems with your percentages here Peter. Unless you are rounding down from 3/4 or 6/8 women you have been with, to get to 70% you would at least have to be at 7/10. I don't buy 10. Not for a second.

Whorish Harpies? Really? Had an escort make off with your wallet one too many times.
ONE OR TWO many times. I'm being sarcastic.
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:43 PM   #175
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That is at best a grossly misinformed statement. Regardless, I find it offensive. You really must send out weird signals if that's the type of women that are attracted into your circle of experience. Sad.
Do I really have to back and green text it?
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:51 PM   #176
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I really think it depends on the issue at hand, and how long people have been together etc. And what the girl is like! If she's down to earth and there are real problems, you solve them in a straightforward and honest fashion. If she's a california girl, well in that case you try to become famous or join MMA!
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Do I really have to back and green text it?
I guess so. I generally have pretty good sarcasm radar, but I didn't pick it up on that post.
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:54 PM   #178
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You sound like a buddy of mine that talks a big talk to all of us, and then goes home and follows his lady around like a puppy dog.
Hey... do I know you?
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:08 PM   #179
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Well, it's official! alltherage knows dick all about women.
Quoted for truth. Only a truely naive guy would post what he's posted... From the "advice" in this thread to the "no sex for 3 months" thread... Makes me wonder if there was another reason his fiancee wanted no sex for three months.

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Old 09-23-2010, 06:18 PM   #180
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I guess so. I generally have pretty good sarcasm radar, but I didn't pick it up on that post.
Sorry, I was trying to follow up my pseudo manly post with a typical bitter kind of post. But yes, I love most women and most women have been incredibly good to me.
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