Shoe Rant

[JohnnyB]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

But you save time in no longer having to style it in any way.

Not only that, but nobody knows when I just roll out of bed in the morning without a shower.

I think shaving my whole head takes more time than styling used to, but it's much more comfortable being totally bald. There's something so nice about the feeling of a cool summer breeze over a clean scalp.

I once shaved my head to look like male pattern baldness as a social experiment too. It was pretty fun. I surprised my wife by taking my hat off in the middle of a meal when I went to have lunch with her by her office.
Ultimately, I realized that there is a good kind of baldness and a bad kind. That male pattern baldness was a little embarrassing. I looked like MMF's avatar pic.

Edit: To add, Keanu totally looks like he's living the dream.

[Yeah_Baby]

Originally Posted by narbeZ

his every day.

I guess this generation of workers and mien does it different then the previous. So what's the game plan boys? Wake up 20 mins late. Roll out of bed. Throw on clothes on bedroom floor. Throw some mouthwash in mouth. Leave the house. Go to a vending machine. Buy an egg sandwich slam a redbull and go into your 9to5 hate my life job? Sounds good! I'm gonna be the first to say this generation sucks. This all leads into my huge theory about people and the world.

That is the definition of living the dream. I bet that guy works at Bioware.

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby

That is the definition of living the dream. I bet that guy works at Bioware.

He seems like just an amazing guy. I wish I could be friends with him, but he would neither hire me, nor hang out with me.

[puckluck]

Originally Posted by narbeZ

Its really sad when your trying to fight my point which isn't even debatable. You wake up, you shave and shower, and you go to work. What's all the fuss? You do this every day.

I guess this generation of workers and mien does it different then the previous. So what's the game plan boys? Wake up 20 mins late. Roll out of bed. Throw on clothes on bedroom floor. Throw some mouthwash in mouth. Leave the house. Go to a vending machine. Buy an egg sandwich slam a redbull and go into your 9to5 hate my life job? Sounds good! I'm gonna be the first to say this generation sucks. This all leads into my huge theory about people and the world.

Comon' CP get out of bed have a shave and a shower and harden the f up!


I bet these stubble people don't wash their car ever either.

[Table 5]

Originally Posted by narbeZ

This all leads into my huge theory about people and the world.

If this theory is as spot-on and fantastic as your theory about what women want in a modern man, I know I'd love to hear more. I can't speak for everyone, but I know I'm ready and willing to join your smooth-as-a-pubescent-seal Utopia.

[Mirajj]

Originally Posted by narbeZ

Its really sad when your trying to fight my point which isn't even debatable. You wake up, you shave and shower, and you go to work. What's all the fuss? You do this every day.

I guess this generation of workers and mine does it different then the previous. So what's the game plan boys?

Wake up, transit an hour and a half to work. Spend all day working at a physically intense job. Come home. Spend an hour exercising. Shower. Shave every other day or so.

Am I cool enough for you, or am I just a slob who can't shave in the morning?

[Phanuthier]

Originally Posted by narbeZ

I guess this generation of workers and mien does it different then the previous. So what's the game plan boys? Wake up 20 mins late. Roll out of bed. Throw on clothes on bedroom floor. Throw some mouthwash in mouth. Leave the house. Go to a vending machine. Buy an egg sandwich slam a redbull and go into your 9to5 hate my life job? Sounds good! I'm gonna be the first to say this generation sucks. This all leads into my huge theory about people and the world.
.

That sounds like me, except I love my job. I wake up, brush my teeth, make my blender breakfast, and I'm out the door in 15 minutes.

[narbeZ]

Guess what I'm gonna do in 5 hours when I wake up? Have a shave and a shower! Then I'm gonna beat all you self pretentious, vacation loving, stubble growing, complaining people to Phil's.

[algernon]

Haha. You can't even cook your own breakfasts?
Harden the fook up.
Whan I was a cowboy on the range, we cooked our own breakfasts, not some unshaven, hairnet wearing slob down at Phil's.

BTW:
pre·ten·tious/priˈtenCHəs/
Adjective: Attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

[bcb]

Originally Posted by narbeZ

Its really sad when your trying to fight my point which isn't even debatable. You wake up, you shave and shower, and you go to work. What's all the fuss? You do this every day.

I guess this generation of workers and mien does it different then the previous. So what's the game plan boys? Wake up 20 mins late. Roll out of bed. Throw on clothes on bedroom floor. Throw some mouthwash in mouth. Leave the house. Go to a vending machine. Buy an egg sandwich slam a redbull and go into your 9to5 hate my life job? Sounds good! I'm gonna be the first to say this generation sucks. This all leads into my huge theory about people and the world.

Comon' CP get out of bed have a shave and a shower and harden the f up!


I bet these stubble people don't wash their car ever either.

Trust me, you're not the first. Every generation complains that the next generation is worse off. Of course, the last 40,000 generations were wrong. Maybe this will be the one though...

[bcb]

Originally Posted by narbeZ

Guess what I'm gonna do in 5 hours when I wake up? Have a shave and a shower! Then I'm gonna beat all you self pretentious, vacation loving, stubble growing, complaining people to Phil's.

Vacation loving? It's Saturday. So now you're begrudging people who don't work weekends?

PS, it's awesome you're gonna have a shave and shower. Please be sure to update throughout the day on the status of your bowel movements.

[Komskies]

Originally Posted by Mad Mel

Ahhh... hair. #2 clippers. Low-effort stylin'. Looks good with my stubble. Plus, it keeps the helmet head under control, since I ride my 1250 cc motorcycle to the office every day. Yes, whoever you are that's reading this, I am far more manly than you.

In my head, you now look like Brett Favre.

[valo403]

Originally Posted by narbeZ

Its really sad when your trying to fight my point which isn't even debatable. You wake up, you shave and shower, and you go to work. What's all the fuss? You do this every day.

I guess this generation of workers and mien does it different then the previous. So what's the game plan boys? Wake up 20 mins late. Roll out of bed. Throw on clothes on bedroom floor. Throw some mouthwash in mouth. Leave the house. Go to a vending machine. Buy an egg sandwich slam a redbull and go into your 9to5 hate my life job? Sounds good! I'm gonna be the first to say this generation sucks. This all leads into my huge theory about people and the world.

Comon' CP get out of bed have a shave and a shower and harden the f up!


I bet these stubble people don't wash their car ever either.

Ah yes, because previous generations were always oh so clean shaven. Take this guy here as an example of what successful people didn't look like:

[Table 5]

Yeah, and there's also this guy, and I'll be damned if someone disparages Chuck Norris.



Little know fact: There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist, waiting to make fistical love to Narbez's baby smooth face.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Oh yeah, calc watch. I love pocket watches too. Unfortunately, for some reason they conjure up images of another poster on here who is not cool like you, Trad. I don't know why. Why, why????????

Did you forget the green text?

[Shazam]

This is now the new Random Thoughts thread.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by peter12

Yeah, because you guys are too slobby and lazy to show up at the front door.

I think beards and facial hair are a fine thing as long as they are maintained. Unshaven people, for the most part, look like total slobs and I can normally guess your socio-economic strata on sight.

peter12:

You used to be one of my favorite posters. Well okay, you still are but this whole condescending BS has to stop! This whole thing is almost tragic, watching a formerly highly regarded poster keep hanging himself again and again and again. In the religion and philosophy threads you kick some serious ass, but it seems being satirical is completely lost on you.

Please go back to being cool again.

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

peter12:

You used to be one of my favorite posters. Well okay, you still are but this whole condescending BS has to stop! This whole thing is almost tragic, watching a formerly highly regarded poster keep hanging himself again and again and again. In the religion and philosophy threads you kick some serious ass, but it seems being satirical is completely lost on you.

Please go back to being cool again.

I think he's gone too far to come back. Once people like him see the attention they get from playing a role, they just can't go back. It's called ReggieDunlopitis.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by flameswin

I think he's gone too far to come back. Once people like him see the attention they get from playing a role, they just can't go back. It's called ReggieDunlopitis.

But in that case its like the "No Homers," being your allowed to have one. And if Reggie has the disease named after him then at least he is the original.

I think peter12 needs to put the CP crackpipe down for a couple of weeks.

[-TC-]

Originally Posted by Mad Mel

Ahhh... hair. #2 clippers. Low-effort stylin'. Looks good with my stubble. Plus, it keeps the helmet head under control, since I ride my 1250 cc motorcycle to the office every day. Yes, whoever you are that's reading this, I am far more manly than you.



And yet, I've managed to be very successful in my career, which is 20 years in so far. In all likelihood, far more so than you'll ever achieve, because (and you can mail me a cheque later on for this life-altering tip): the ability to be accepting of people of all types will progress you in your chosen vocation far more than looking like a pre-pubescent altar boy.

well said bro.

I wear my hair fairly short and anything from a well trimmed beard to stubble and it has never impeded my progress in the business world. People, for the most part, judge me for the quality of my character and the level of my intelligence, not my personal grooming habits.

And I'm doing just fine financially, thanks.