Talking to Strangers

[GreenTeaFrapp]

I'd just ask them why they care if I know American Sign Language.

[notoepik]

Is this one of you guys?

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: I...

Stranger: I killed him..

You: Again?

Stranger: His blood..on my hands..

You: why

Stranger: Yup!

Stranger: Well, he wanted my cookies

You: you must wash up real fast

Stranger: and i was like "NO BITCH!" so i stabbed him

You: unless you like blood and cookies

Stranger: I dont give my cookies to ANYONE!

Stranger: YHEAR ME?!

You: I don't want them

Stranger: Sureee you dont..

You: gimme your cake

Stranger: NO!

You: YES!

Stranger: The cake is MINE!

You: fine

You: pie?

Stranger: Hmmm

Stranger: Ok, lets trade!

Stranger: Show me something I cant refuse! =0

You: you want my carrots?

Stranger: Ok Jowy, ok!

Stranger: Trade timee!

You: it is in the cake

Stranger: Carrot cake....BLURRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You: the frosting is good

You:

Stranger: But..

Stranger: Carrot cake!

Stranger: BLUUUURRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

You: just have the frosting

Stranger: Hmmm.okay!

Stranger: Deal!

You: sweet

Stranger: Now what!

You: anything else you kill for?

Stranger: Ermm...

Stranger: A mudkip

You: what is that? a fish

Stranger: Sureee....

Stranger: A fish...

Stranger: GOTTA CATCH EM AALLLLL!

You: tiny little bottom feeder

You: have them on pizza

Stranger: I had sardines on pizza

You: ick

Stranger: until they went extinct

Stranger: in the year 3000 or so

You: sardines are gone

You: good

Stranger: Gone like YO MOMMA! *headshot*

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Herro

Stranger: motherf***er where you form

You: I'm frem Canada

You: Where u frem?

Stranger: i am frem your mother's ***hole

You: I dun undrestand

Stranger: you

Stranger: mother

Stranger: ***

Stranger: hole

Stranger: are you ######ed?

You: Surry. I hev a speech impedmen

Stranger: i can not talk you you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: how arey ou

You: I'm in search of gold.

You: Do you have any gold?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i'm in a search for tits do you have them ?

You: I have 3. I'll trade you for gold

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[doozwimp]

somewhat interesting conversation.

You:

Stranger: 彎彎呢彎彎

Stranger:

You: i was just in Hong Kon, no

Stranger: 你是香港人嗎

You: oh, those were just random characters!?

You: phony

Stranger: 你講咩啊

You: huh?

Stranger: asl?

You: i actually dont speak any dialect of chinese

You: i was just visiting

You: its like the future there

You: i only spent half a day

You: though

You: the rest of my time was in cambodia

You: i'm home now

Stranger: Hong Kong is a nice place ~

You: indeed

You: where are you from?

Stranger: China...

You: ah yes, mainland china

You: how were the olympics?

Stranger: it is i think

You: thats the impression i got aswell

You: didnt they spend billions on it

You: ??


Stranger: Liu Xiang do you know

You: is that the president guy?

Stranger: he out off the 110 game....we are all very angry!!!!!

Stranger: he is a runner~~

You: ok

You: i wish i cared about the sports in the olympics

Stranger: which sport do you like?

You: hockey

You: hopefully it was good for tibet anyway

You: ice hockey

Stranger: tibet will attack us....

You: nah

You: their problem is that they are not violent enough

Stranger: someone kill a soider...

You: thats not good i guess...

Stranger: your King is still alive?

Stranger: he often live in beijing

You: the Cambodian King?

You: he is still alive but i am not a cambodian

Stranger: yes..the old man

You: no queen though

Stranger: ....oh....what nationality r u?

You: canadian

You: i was on vacation

You: kind of

Stranger: i suggest go to china...china has many place very interesting~~

You: i am sure, have you seen the great wall?

Stranger: no...i dont like it...when i go to beijing only go to the forbidden city....

Connection imploded.

[canadiancactus]

nm

[Otto-matic]

On a laugh scale of 10 that was a 0.

[FastFelony]

Girls never terrified me this much before:


Stranger: hey big boy, want a good time? Im a horny girl and Im looking for cyber-sex <3

You: i am a girl ...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[troutman]

[TRIX]

that oreo cookie down the heat register is the funniest comment I have read in so long....man left field hit me outta nowhere! right on!

I gonna go try this

[TRIX]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: BOOOO YAH!

Stranger: BOO YOOOOOU !

You: NO BOOOOOO YAH!

Stranger: SHUT UP

Stranger: no one boo me !

You: BAH BAH BAH BOOOO YAH!!!!!

Stranger: seriously, shut up

Stranger: asl ?

You: American Sign Language?

Stranger: can i give u the finger ? does that count as an american sign langage ?

Stranger: -_-

Stranger: bye.

Stranger: f*** you

You: BOO YAH!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha that was fun!

[Day Tripper]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey im a guy, looking for a girl to talk to about sex, i dont care about pics and stuff

You: You've got my full attention.

Stranger: ok r u a girl?

Stranger: ??

You: Of course.

Stranger: really, lol

You: Really, in a nutshell.

Stranger: ok good lol

Stranger: how old r u?

You: 69 years old

Stranger: hahah good one

Stranger: but seriously

You: Thanks for the compliment. Are you a vegetarian?

Stranger: no how old r u though]

You: I already told you.

Stranger: ur not 69

You: Okay, I must admit, I lie about my age sometimes. I'm actually 69 and a half. My apologies.

Stranger: lol ######

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SebC]

Why talk to stragers when you can talk to God.

Probably because strangers are smarter.

[TRIX]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hello

Stranger: there

You: there

You: JINX!!!

Stranger: eh

You: haha you cannot talk until someone says your name

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Acey]

These are from last year some time, I have a txt file with all my good ones.

Stranger: foplik turkish female 17
Stranger: how big are you?
You: massive
Stranger: big enough for me to choke on it?
You: plenty big
You: and you'll still want more
Stranger: obviously
Stranger: will you ram it in my tight ass as well?#
You: if you want it
You: some girls don't
You: i'll lube it up and slide it right in there
You: you real good
Stranger: i want it big time
Stranger: and after all this you'll suck on my knob?
You: what?
Stranger: my penis, i have both
Stranger: is that alright, some guys like that
You: lmao
You have disconnected.

You: m/f
Stranger: Ha ha female
You: kooool
Stranger: Yes it is
You: so you have a vagina
Stranger: Yeah that's the general idea behind the whole female thing
You: you never know. in fact, i just talked to someone who claimed to be a girl AND have a penis
You: i was mad confused b
Stranger: Well I guess she shouldve been like 1/2 girl idk
Stranger: Well I'm a girl without a penis
You: glad to hear that
Stranger: So it's all good

[FlamingInfinity]

This thread is full of idiots and win. Usually in the same post.

[krazycanuck]

Stranger: hej!

You: is that french?

Stranger: swedish

You: I've eaten your berries before

Stranger: what?:P

You: swedish berries are my favourite!

Stranger: hah okej?:P

You: Do you have swedish berries you could share with me?

Stranger: no:P

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ynwa03]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: 135/f/down the street
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ynwa03]

Hahaha this is the best thread ever!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: from?
You: my moms womb
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[worth]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: http://chatroulette.com/ it is omegle but with cams ;D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: where r you from?

You: canada. you?

Stranger: sweden. congratz to the gold medal in hockey

You: haha, thank you very much.

Stranger: you like hockey?

Stranger: boy or girl btw?

You: yes i like hockey.

You: i am a man

Stranger: great

Your conversational partner has disconnected.