Talking to Strangers

[Temporary_User]

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[flaming_potato]

Well that was wierd.....



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello?

Stranger: AM I HERE?

You: you are there

Stranger: WHERE IS THERE?

Stranger: WHAT AM I?

You: over here?

You: a train?

Stranger: wtf a train?

Stranger: How do you feel about mops

You: i dunno .... maybe a grouse?

You: better than hills but i prefer pepper

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[rockstar]

Wow. What a weird idea.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: evening

You: hey

You: this is incredibly strange

Stranger: hence, stranger

You: there ya go

Stranger: no stranger than any other conversation on the internet

Stranger: if you think about it

You: certainly more immediate and intimate
have you done this before?

Stranger: first time

Stranger: you want to do me?

You: nope

Stranger: well you are, as we speek

Stranger: doing conversation

You: nothing personal

Stranger: the subject of our conversation

Stranger: being conversation

Stranger: unless

Stranger: ...

Stranger: *sob*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheyCallMeBruce]

I'm not sure wtf happened, but being myself, I couldn't resist being a douchbag.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: dreams

Stranger: hello

You: horrible dreams

Stranger: ?

You: oh sorry

Stranger: im sorry

You: I thought you were still the other person

Stranger: im a person

You: I guess he logged off because he was in N korea

Stranger: what a jerk

You: Yeah, those N koreans.

You: My name's James McTortle

You: I'm from Jammerton England

Stranger: im from florida

You: Where are you from?

You: Very nice. I've always hoped to go to Florida

You: I hear some sort of disneyworld is located there

Stranger: i hate disney

Stranger: our state is over populated because of it

You: Really? because of tourism?

Stranger: if it weren't for disney florida would still be green and beautiful

Stranger: you've never seen so much tourism

You: Ah, looks like Walt Disney is destroying the environment from beyond the grave

Stranger: indeed

You: Well, I hope to visit florida one day, but not to destroy it

You: i don't really want to be a part of the problem tourism

Stranger: haha no worries

Stranger: enjoy our beaches

You: I believe I will. We don't have beaches here. We have horrible coasts with nothing but fog and drunk ruffians

You: And often, they pick fights with the local lads.

Stranger: but you do have real football

Stranger: and for that im jealous

You: Well, we have football, but it's been quite depressing

Stranger: who's your club

You: Arsenal

You: that's because Jammerton is 12.3 kilometers away

Stranger: i'm a munich man myself. but when it comes to the premier league its everton for me

You: Ah i see. Glad to see you are following the sport in Florida

You: What teams do you have in Florida?

You: I understand the Florida Pantera?

You: Some sort of Ice Hockey team?

Stranger: none. honestly there is no mls team in the southeast us

Stranger: we have the tampa bay lightning and florida panthers

Stranger: im for the lightning myself

You: Ah yes, I've heard of the lighting

You: From what I heard, they won some sort of cup against a Calgary team

Stranger: indeed

You: I heard about Calgary and their Red Mile or Kilometer or something to that effect

Stranger: hockey doesnt get that big of a following in the southern us

You: Well, I must bid you good day

Stranger: good day sir

You: I am off to pick port masters and drink snake wide

Stranger: enjoy

You: It was a pleasure speaking to you

You: Good bye

[RougeUnderoos]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: wtf

You: Bonfour?

Stranger: bonjour!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback.

I wanted to sound mysterious.

[Torture]

You: hi

Stranger: /b/tard

You: hows it going?

Stranger: /b/astard

You: nice

Stranger: /b/low me

You: nice /b/

Stranger: /b/ite my ass

Stranger: /b/itch

[TheyCallMeBruce]

Lol

connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ɹǝƃuɐɹʇs ollǝɥ

you: Omg it works

you: Oh, hi!

Stranger: I know

you: Omg this is so weird

stranger: Sorta

you: Are you really there? Omg

stranger: Are you really there? Omg

you: Me and my sister thinks this is sooo weird

you: Haha, don't tease me

stranger: Yeah it's very creepy... The people you get

stranger: You seem normal

stranger: I'm pretty normal

stranger: Found any weirdos yet?

You: Haha, i guess?

You: Yeah, soooo many weird perverts

stranger: I know

you: Are you a guy?

Stranger: Well it's mostly just a bunch of guys

stranger: Yep

stranger: I'm just bored

stranger: So i came here

you: Haha, cool. My name is ashley

stranger: My name is daniel

stranger: You from the states?

You: Omg no, i'm from canada

stranger: That's cool

stranger: What you have against the states lol?

You: I've been to the states. I was in la last month

stranger: Haha i'm from la

you: Haha, no no, i don't mean it that way >_<

stranger: But a different one

stranger: Not california

you: Different la?

You: Oh, where??

Stranger: Yes los alamos

stranger: It's better

stranger: More room

you: Los...alamos?

You: Where's that?

Stranger: Yeah i'm from new mexico

you: There's a new mexico??

Stranger: It's okay i guess

stranger: Haha

you: Omg, i'm so stupid

you: Sorry!!

Stranger: No it's cool

stranger: I get that so much

you: Is it hot there?

You: Canada is soooo cold

stranger: Lol sometimes

stranger: New mexico is weird

you: Why is that?

Stranger: The southern part is like freakin hot

stranger: But i'm from the north

stranger: And there are mountains

you: Do you get snow?

Stranger: And you can go skiing and stuff

stranger: Yea

stranger: But right now it's just cold and windy

stranger: You from a city?

You: Wow, that is soooo awesome! You must love new mexico

you: Yeah, i'm a van city girl

you: Vancouver

you: It's sooo stupid here. Too many girls here, not enough guys haha

stranger: New mexico is really pretty... People think it's jsut a desert.

You: I'm so horny right now

you have disconnected.

[rubecube]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello?!!

Stranger: how you doing?

You: hello?

Stranger: yup

Stranger: hello to you too

Stranger: random stranger

You: i can't hear you can you speak up?

Stranger: there, im yelling now

Stranger: better?

You: it might be on my end

You: i'm going through a tunnel right now

You: hello?

You have disconnected.

[3 Justin 3]

Ha, if you mention the FBI in your speak, it gives you a message, "If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it." LOL

I won't post the conversation because it is quite NSFW.

[metallicat]

It's full of perverts, who woulda thought?

You - hi

Stranger - male or female?

You - male

Disconected

[metallicat]

On second thought, this could be the greatest website ever.

You: hello
Stranger: heey hooo
Stranger:
You: who would win a fight? an oompa loompa or an ewok?
Stranger: what?xD
You: who would win?
You: what is the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
Stranger: i dont know becuase im not an englisch person and because of this i dont know what animals these are xD
You: just say oompa loompa
Stranger: oompa loompa xD

[4X4]

The conversation went like this:


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings is the 1969 autobiography about the early years of writer and activist Maya Angelou. The first in a six-volume series, it is a coming-of-age story that illustrates how strength of character and a love of literature can help overcome racism and trauma. In the course of Caged Bird, Maya transforms from a victim of racism with an inferiority complex into a self-possessed, dignified young woman capable of responding to racism. Angelou was challenged by her friend, author James Baldwin, and her editor, Robert Loomis, to write an autobiography that was also a piece of literature. Because Angelou uses thematic development and other techniques common to fiction, reviewers often categorize Caged Bird as autobiographical fiction, but the prevailing critical view characterizes it as an autobiography, a genre she attempts to critique, change, and expand. The book covers topics common to autobiographies written by black American women in the years following the civil rights movement: a celebration of black motherhood; a critique of racism; the importance of family; and the quest for independence, personal dignity, and self-definition. Caged Bird was nominated for a National Book Award in 1970 and remained on The New York Times paperback bestseller list for two years. However, the book's graphic depiction of childhood rape, racism, and sexuality have caused it to be challenged or banned in some schools and libraries.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



WTF?

[Jayems]

Alright. Gave it a go.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I like lamp

Stranger: Ahoy

Stranger: lamp?

You: Are you on a ship? A pirate ship, perhaps?

Stranger: 'course!

You: Yarr.

You: I like to dress up as a pirate and hang out in the bushes

Stranger: that's nice!

Stranger: your age?

You: Sometimes, branches cut my inner thighs

You: I'm old enough to captain a ship full of men willing to plunder and pillage, if that's what youre getting at

Stranger: why?

You: I like to squat in said bushes.

Stranger: me too, cool

You: Really? Was that you who I woke up to and we were spooning?

You: I like your beard

You: smells like happy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Canada 02]

You: hi

Stranger: hi!

You: how are you?

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: fine!

You: canada

Stranger: ok

You: how about you

Stranger: Finland

You: do you like hockey?

Stranger: yes! of course!

You: the best goalie in the world in from Finalnd

Stranger: nice

You: do you watch the game, or do you play?

Stranger: I watch the games.

You: European leagues, or the NHL?

Stranger: now I watch sm-liga

You: who's your favourite player?

You: Ville Leino was a very good player for them

Stranger: I'm not sure. some are good, some bad

Stranger: I think so too.

Stranger: and teemu selänne

You: he was great, but now he's to old

Stranger: yes

You: Kiprusoff is the best player to ever come from Finland

Stranger: maybe!

You: Miikka, not Marko

Stranger: yes I know

You: no maybe. there is no doubt aboot it

You: why are there so many dirty players from Finland?

Stranger: I don't know. btw are you boy or girl?

You: why?

You: what difference does it make

You: unless you're a pedophile

Stranger: nithing.I just thought

You: yeah, you thought you could molest a little boy

You: wacho

You: get lost you nut job

Stranger: forget the whole thing

You: is that what you tell all your victims

Stranger: I'm no pedophile >

You: you can never be to cautious on these websites

You: sorry, i'm bipolar

You: i haven't taken my lithium yet

Stranger: ok

You: if you say the wrong thing it will set me off

Stranger: ok ok

You: you wouldnt acknowledge that Kiprusoff was the best Finnish player; i just couldnt take it

You: don't make me angry. you wouldn't like me when i'm angry

Stranger: I do not want to see you angry

You: then say that Miikka Kiprusoff is the best player ever!

Stranger: Miikka Kiprusoff is the best player ever!

Stranger: D

You: ahhhh! thats better!

Stranger: xD

Stranger: do you palay ice hockey?

You: of course! I'm Canadian. We come out of the womb with skates on

You: picture that!

You: internal episiotomy

Stranger: ok

You: hope I haven't grossed you out or anything

Stranger: at school we play always hockey when we have sport.

You: what position do you play?

You: are you a goalie, like the great Kiprusoff?

Stranger: somethimes

You: are you the next great finnish hockey player?

You: should the NHL send scouts to come watch you play?

Stranger: no.

Stranger: yes D

You: no. yes. which is it? seems you're a little bipolar as well

You: i have something for that

Stranger: yes!

You: yes, you are bipolar?

You: or yes, you would like some of my pills?

Stranger: no

You: yes, no. make up your mind

You: i'm starting to get angry!

Stranger: oh no!

You: say it

Stranger: you are too quick to write!

Stranger: Miikka Kiprusoff is the best player ever

You: you know what you have to say to prevent me from getting angry

You: excellent!!

Stranger:

You: you're awesome

You: this was fun!

Stranger: I'm our class girls in the second-best skater

You: thats great, but you should try to be first next time

Stranger: do you understand me ? xD

Stranger: my best friend is the best

Stranger: but now i have to go eat!

You: Miikka likes frogs eyes

[STeeLy]

Someone should copy and paste the Fresh Prince lyrics when you're talking to a stranger.

[Jayems]

Originally Posted by STeeLy

Someone should copy and paste the Fresh Prince lyrics when you're talking to a stranger.

lol

I'll give it a shot.

[Jayems]

Didnt work so well.

I tried with the "I'm from west philly, born and raised
...

I'd spend most of my time on the playgound.. they'd either disconnect or start off on some rant. lol

[metallicat]

I just got Rick Roll'd!

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[Papi34]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: mcfly

You: hi

You: In west Philadelphia born and raised


Stranger: i am form brazil

You: On the playground was where I spent most of my days


Stranger: cool

You: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

You: And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[enthused]

Well, that was fun...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hola

You: Hi stranger

Stranger: sup?

You: Nothing, you?

Stranger: same

Stranger: just took the largest dump ever

You: How did it feel?

Stranger: sooooo goood

Stranger: better then sex

Stranger: where u from?

You: No no, where are YOU from

Stranger: nono, i asked u first

You: No, I asked you first

Stranger: ok, i can be from anywhere u want me to be from

Stranger: now ur turn

You: I'm from anywhere that you aren't

Stranger: ooh, smart move

You: I win. Bye now.