03-02-2010, 10:11 AM
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#61
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
1) Facial Stubble yep
2) A Little Geeky see my username and avatar
3) Chest Hair well, yeah, but not loads
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie English major, gets teary
5) Grey Hair wtf?
6) Glasses uh-huh
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team uh-huh
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned should describe me in a few months; I am still a bit overweight, but losing weight steadily
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready yep
10) Doesnt care what he eats no, just how much of it
apparently I'm a real catch, which doesn't quite explain why I am so miserably alone. It's a vicious cycle. Women like confidence, but how are you supposed to gain confidence if you've only had one girlfriend and slept with three girls, two of which hated you? Confidence in some other respect? What, do I use 'hey, I got an A+ on my Literary Theory essay' as a pick-up line?
I'm doomed to be alone forever.
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03-02-2010, 10:11 AM
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#62
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In the Sin Bin
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1) Facial Stubble - By the end of the day, yes
2) A Little Geeky - I'm an admin on Wikipedia, nuff said
3) Chest Hair - yup
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie - yes/rarely (been known to tear up at a great Flames highlight though)
5) Grey Hair - no
6) Glasses - yes
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team - a little too passionate at times
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned - soft 
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready - nope
10) Doesnt care what he eats - Not especially, but trying to be better
Last edited by Resolute 14; 03-02-2010 at 10:14 AM.
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03-02-2010, 10:13 AM
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#63
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby
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thank you. I think I was being a little more tongue-in-cheek than you realized.
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03-02-2010, 10:17 AM
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#64
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
thank you. I think I was being a little more tongue-in-cheek than you realized.
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Sure you were. 
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03-02-2010, 10:19 AM
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#65
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby
Sure you were. |
no, really, I'm fine with being alone and miserable and driven to gay sex out of desperation.
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03-02-2010, 11:07 AM
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#66
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#1 Goaltender
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Soft and Cuddly over Toned
People, this should probably read as "Soft and Cuddly instead of Toned"
That's the way I read it anyways.
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03-02-2010, 11:14 AM
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#68
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Table 5
That list is pretty attainable for most guys I would think. What guys doesn't have at least some chest hair?
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03-02-2010, 11:51 AM
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#69
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#1 Goaltender
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The perfect man is actually Rosie O'Donnell.
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Originally Posted by Biff
If the NHL ever needs an enema, Edmonton is where they'll insert it.
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03-02-2010, 12:38 PM
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#70
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
1) Facial Stubble yep
2) A Little Geeky see my username and avatar
3) Chest Hair well, yeah, but not loads
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie English major, gets teary
5) Grey Hair wtf?
6) Glasses uh-huh
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team uh-huh
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned should describe me in a few months; I am still a bit overweight, but losing weight steadily
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready yep
10) Doesnt care what he eats no, just how much of it
apparently I'm a real catch, which doesn't quite explain why I am so miserably alone. It's a vicious cycle. Women like confidence, but how are you supposed to gain confidence if you've only had one girlfriend and slept with three girls, two of which hated you? Confidence in some other respect? What, do I use 'hey, I got an A+ on my Literary Theory essay' as a pick-up line?
I'm doomed to be alone forever.
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One girlfriend and hammered three girls? I'm hoping your 12 because if your not you might as well re-apply for your virginity card.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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03-02-2010, 02:07 PM
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#71
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
One girlfriend and hammered three girls? I'm hoping your 12 because if your not you might as well re-apply for your virginity card.
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I'm 19.
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03-02-2010, 02:34 PM
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#72
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
I'm 19. |
I can tell. You lack experience in dealing with dudes. The correct answer was not "I'm 19", the correct answer was "One of them was your mom".
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03-02-2010, 02:41 PM
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#73
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Mad Mel
I can tell. You lack experience in dealing with dudes. The correct answer was not "I'm 19", the correct answer was "One of them was your mom".
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I don't lack experience dealing with dudes, I just deal with different sorts of dudes. And no, we are not all the same.
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03-02-2010, 02:49 PM
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#74
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
I don't lack experience dealing with dudes, I just deal with different sorts of dudes. And no, we are not all the same.
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You fancy yourself Nick Carraway don't you?
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03-02-2010, 02:58 PM
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#75
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby
You fancy yourself Nick Carraway don't you?
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no. I don't blame you for thinking so, but no.
Plus, I hate Fitzgerald. Steve Tomasula ftw.
Last edited by PyramidsofMars; 03-02-2010 at 03:00 PM.
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03-02-2010, 03:50 PM
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#76
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
I'm 19. |
Must resist Satan . . . Pay him back later . . .
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03-02-2010, 04:12 PM
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#77
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Franchise Player
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Keep in mind, this was a U.K. study...
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03-02-2010, 04:15 PM
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#78
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidney Crosby's Hat
Keep in mind, this was a U.K. study...
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If this was a UK study I'm surprised that the perfect man wasn't fat, bald, pale skinned and annoying. Just when I thought I knew UK women. . .
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03-02-2010, 04:18 PM
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#79
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Too much nerd revelation going on in here.
Let's get back to everyone feeling better about themselves due to this completely scientific study.
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03-02-2010, 04:30 PM
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Franchise Player
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This is false.
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