If anyone has the qualities on this checklist, pm me now! Bahaha, I am not above looking for love on a hockey forum.
1) Facial Stubble: yeah, but I also don't mind smooth as a baby
2) A Little Geeky: yes please
3) Chest Hair: no, but I can live with peach fuzz
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie: I don't care as long as you don't sob louder than I do
5) Grey Hair: no
6) Glasses: yes (this is very important)
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team: yes
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned: in between
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready: check, I need him pliable enough so I can dress him
10) Doesnt care what he eats: preferably not junkfood everyday, just so it doesn't tempt me
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
31...really? dude you look early to mid 20's...no, I am not hitting on you
Lol. That compliment was alot more flattering coming from a young lady at the bar on Valentines Day. How 'bout you and I keep our business to treadmills for beer exchanges.
ps, the offer is still on the table to reverse the transaction. Afterall, you know where my office is. I'd hate to get a microwave through the window.
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1) Facial Stubble - No - I shave everyday to remain clean cut and well kept
2) A Little Geeky - Yes - I check CP but that's about it
3) Chest Hair- No - Every girlfriend I've had made me shave it/wax it off
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie- Hell No - I hate reading and I have never cried in a movie
5) Grey Hair - No - Not even close to having a grey hair. Do girls like 60 year old men now?
6) Glasses - No - I have perfect eyes. I think girls prefer to mate with a man with perfect genes
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team- Yes
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned- No - Hard as rock, and have better body tone than many olympic athletes
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready - No - To be able to attract all the ladies that I do... I need to look my finest, not a slob. I mold every hair to place from top... to bottom.
10) Doesnt care what he eats- No- In order to keep my body in immaculate condition, I can't eat cheeseburgers and fries every single day
Boy, you sound like the perfect gay man.
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1) Facial Stubble - more like neck stubble.
2) A Little Geeky - uh, yes.
3) Chest Hair - yep.
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie - likes to read. Now that I think about it, I've never seen him cry in a movie. But that could be because I'm always too busy crying to notice.
5) Grey Hair - yeah. And he's 27!! Oh well, it's not falling out and there's always "just for men".
6) Glasses - Nope.
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team - yep.
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned - medium?
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready - uhh, check.
10) Doesnt care what he eats - he eats whatever I make and tells me it's tasty, so that's always a plus.
1) Facial Stubble - more like neck stubble.
2) A Little Geeky - uh, yes.
3) Chest Hair - yep.
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie - likes to read. Now that I think about it, I've never seen him cry in a movie. But that could be because I'm always too busy crying to notice.
5) Grey Hair - yeah. And he's 27!! Oh well, it's not falling out and there's always "just for men".
6) Glasses - Nope.
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team - yep.
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned - medium?
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready - uhh, check.
10) Doesnt care what he eats - he eats whatever I make and tells me it's tasty, so that's always a plus.
8.5/10. Not too shabby, Peanut. Not too shabby.
It helps that you can cook
You came to our house for dinner and freaking made dinner.
It was win.
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Lol. That compliment was alot more flattering coming from a young lady at the bar on Valentines Day. How 'bout you and I keep our business to treadmills for beer exchanges.
ps, the offer is still on the table to reverse the transaction. Afterall, you know where my office is. I'd hate to get a microwave through the window.
I bet it was haha and don't worry, both my microwaves still work....for now anyway
Not sure if that's that odd. Half my neighborhood looks like that.
It's odd in Calgary. At least for the age group I'd be looking to date in. If you're in NYC or Detriot or Chicago, no it's not really that odd. Unfortunately, I have no desire to move to any of those cities.
1) Facial Stubble - check
2) A Little Geeky - check
3) Chest Hair - half check
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie - check
5) Grey Hair - check (I'm only 23 and my hair is starting to turn grey)
6) Glasses - use to wear them, then my eyes got better naturally
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team - check
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned - working my way from soft to toned, down 15 pounds now
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready - CHECK
10) Doesnt care what he eats - no check
Total: 7/10. It seems if I start eating more McDonalds and Wendy's I can get my score up to 8.5.
1) Facial Stubble yep
2) A Little Geeky see my username and avatar
3) Chest Hair well, yeah, but not loads
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie English major, gets teary
5) Grey Hair wtf?
6) Glasses uh-huh
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team uh-huh
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned should describe me in a few months; I am still a bit overweight, but losing weight steadily
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready yep
10) Doesnt care what he eats no, just how much of it
apparently I'm a real catch, which doesn't quite explain why I am so miserably alone. It's a vicious cycle. Women like confidence, but how are you supposed to gain confidence if you've only had one girlfriend and slept with three girls, two of which hated you? Confidence in some other respect? What, do I use 'hey, I got an A+ on my Literary Theory essay' as a pick-up line?
I'm doomed to be alone forever.
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