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Old 12-17-2009, 02:43 PM   #1121
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If you could consistently catch flies with chopsticks, it wouldn't matter if it was a sport or not because you would be Chuck Norris, and if anyone questioned you about your choice of sport, you could just round house kick them into next week.
So the debate ends. golf = game. With really nice scenery by the way.
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:45 PM   #1123
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^Fat Wellwood would be in the top 2% of the fittest golfers in the world.

I love this Commodore trangressing money pic!
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:46 PM   #1124
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:46 PM   #1125
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Shooting 70's on some public course is not the same as playing on the PGA tour. I bet your friend wouldn't break 100 on and major championship course on his best day.

I would dare you, your buddy or anyone on this board to go to the driving range and practice/play like a pro. Monday-Wednesday, you need to hit about 500 balls a day, practice putting for 1-1.5hrs a day, don't forget your chipping for at least 45-60min a day, and then Thursday-Sunday go walk the course (even have a pull cart or someone carry your clubs). Now do it all again for a month and let me know how your body feels. Since it's not a sport or that strenuous this should be an easy task for those who believe that. However I bet day two on the range you walk off that practice tee in pain.
Ya!!! And the pros, when they walk the course, don't do half the walking I do! When I walk the course, I usually walk the WHOLE course!. From the tee box, its 200 yards off to the right where I usually slice my ball, then from there its 150 yards to the sand trap on the left hand side of the fairway, then, after a couple strokes later trying to get my ball out of the sand, its another 125 yards towards the green ( ... and ending up 20 yards behind the green in the trees), then its a short chip into the water in front of the green, then I have to walk all around the other side of the water hazard to play my ball, then on the next shot I finally hit it onto the green and leave myself with a short 50 ft putt.... then 3 strokes later I'm in the hole!


Try 18 holes of that!!!!
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:46 PM   #1126
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:48 PM   #1127
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There are far too many pictures of half-naked guys in this thread.



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^she's not wearing anything apple! hehe
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Opinions are not facts.
Well I'm glad you know your opinion of golf not being a sport isn't a fact because most of the world believes it is. Actually probably the hardest sport in the world to master, but that is my opinion so I won't try and pass it on as fact like most of you.
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Thank you for getting the thread back on topic. Women that Tiger Woods may or may not have slept with/paid off/paid off to sleep with.
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:56 PM   #1131
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This just in....boxing is NOT a sport.



This just in....baseball is NOT a sport.



This just in....football is NOT a sport.



This just in....Basketball is NOT a sport.

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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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^Ok, women are stabbing Tiger in the back cause he's cheap.
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^Ok, women are stabbing Tiger in the back cause he's cheap.
That doesn't make any sense. On any level.
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I think we've all lost sight of what's truly important here: Tiger Woods' wife will soon be single. Giggity.
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Old 12-17-2009, 03:02 PM   #1135
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Tiger Woods upcoming divorce?

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Sources say the divorce of Tiger Woods and wife Elin is "100 percent on." ABC News reports:

According to Coyne, Nordegren (Elin) is "shopping around" for a divorce attorney. People Magazine reported Nordegren would be going to Sweden soon to get out of the media glare.
"She's not rushing to divorce, however," the source told ABCNews.com. "She's going to take her sweet time. She wants all the dirty laundry to be out on the table before she signs anything."
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.ac...nav=Groupspace

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I think we've all lost sight of what's truly important here: Tiger Woods' wife will soon be single. Giggity.
She's all yours.

Too tall, too blonde and too serious.
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She's all yours.

Too tall, too blonde and too serious.
I'll be sure to let her know you feel that way as I bend her over and take her to outer space.
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I'll be sure to let her know you feel that way as I bend her over and take her to outer space.
Classy.

You sure you don't have her confused with this girl?



She looks like she's been to outer space a time or two.

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There is something about her face that I don't like. She wouldn't even break my top 50.
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Classy.
beat me to it.

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