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Old 12-08-2009, 01:59 PM   #561
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...and now there is likely to be nude pics coming out soon:

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We should have a pole.
Yeah, you and Canuck fans would say that.
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:41 PM   #563
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http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in...f-pro-athletes

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He really is living out the male dream, golf and fata and fata and golf and golf and fata and fata and fata and fata and golf too.
You forgot dim sum, but yeah...
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Old 12-08-2009, 03:13 PM   #565
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The funny part is that so many people are actually surprised by this. This type of deal has been going on for decades, it's been par for the course for many athletes and actors. It's hilarious how naive the world can be.
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Jebus, I hate my parents and their "get a good education" crap. What the fata did I go to law school for, when I could have just procured skanks or produced porn (well, really that's almost the same)... If I loin something with Mrs. Impaler, I will lay all these lucrative options out before the youngster...
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Jebus, I hate my parents and their "get a good education" crap. What the fata did I go to law school for, when I could have just procured skanks or produced porn (well, really that's almost the same)... If I loin something with Mrs. Impaler, I will lay all these lucrative options out before the youngster...
Who said romance is dead?
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Who said romance is dead?
Awesome - thanks for the laugh before I head home.
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Old 12-08-2009, 06:43 PM   #569
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Is anyone speculating that perhaps Woods knocked up Elin's mom? Too much?
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The funny part is that so many people are actually surprised by this. This type of deal has been going on for decades, it's been par for the course for many athletes and actors. It's hilarious how naive the world can be.
This is what I find hilarious. I have friends and family texting me about this and all I had to say was who cares? How is this surprising in any way?

I say good for him!
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Some recent photoshops.

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I'm amazed that people are so caught up in this that it generated 30 pages
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I'm amazed that people are so caught up in this that it generated 30 pages
Not so much caught up. Personally, I was waiting to see if this crossed over into porn, and voila.
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Not so much caught up. Personally, I was waiting to see if this crossed over into porn, and voila.
Oh great Carnac, where will the Tiger saga move next?
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Not so much caught up. Personally, I was waiting to see if this crossed over into porn, and voila.
Funny you should say that...

Tiger Woods parody porn coming
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Funny you should say that...

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The name? Drum roll please: Tiger's Wood
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I wonder how many of them women were hoping he would knock them up, big bucks in that.
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Oh great Carnac, where will the Tiger saga move next?
Well, what else is left? I think CC has it right - there is definitely a tearful mea culpa appearance on Oprah in his future to resurrect the marketing machine...
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