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		|  12-08-2009, 02:11 PM | #562 |  
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					Originally Posted by fotze  We should have a pole. |  
Yeah, you and Canuck fans would say that.
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		|  12-08-2009, 02:41 PM | #563 |  
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			http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in...f-pro-athletes
Interesting article on his pimps and providers for his stable of girls all around the world
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		|  12-08-2009, 03:12 PM | #564 |  
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					Originally Posted by fotze  He really is living out the male dream, golf and fata and fata and golf and golf and fata and fata and fata and fata and golf too. |  
You forgot dim sum, but yeah...
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		|  12-08-2009, 03:13 PM | #565 |  
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The funny part is that so many people are actually surprised by this. This type of deal has been going on for decades, it's been par for the course for many athletes and actors. It's hilarious how naive the world can be.
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		|  12-08-2009, 03:16 PM | #566 |  
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Jebus, I hate my parents and their "get a good education" crap. What the fata did I go to law school for, when I could have just procured skanks or produced porn (well, really that's almost the same)... If I loin something with Mrs. Impaler, I will lay all these lucrative options out before the youngster...
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		|  12-08-2009, 03:18 PM | #567 |  
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					Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler  Jebus, I hate my parents and their "get a good education" crap. What the fata did I go to law school for, when I could have just procured skanks or produced porn (well, really that's almost the same)... If I loin something with Mrs. Impaler, I will lay all these lucrative options out before the youngster... |  
Who said romance is dead?
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		|  12-08-2009, 03:21 PM | #568 |  
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					Originally Posted by troutman  Who said romance is dead? |  
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		|  12-08-2009, 06:43 PM | #569 |  
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			Is anyone speculating that perhaps Woods knocked up Elin's mom?  Too much?
		 
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		|  12-08-2009, 06:56 PM | #570 |  
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					Originally Posted by valo403  The funny part is that so many people are actually surprised by this. This type of deal has been going on for decades, it's been par for the course for many athletes and actors. It's hilarious how naive the world can be. |  
This is what I find hilarious. I have friends and family texting me about this and all I had to say was who cares? How is this surprising in any way?
 
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		|  12-08-2009, 06:58 PM | #572 |  
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		|  12-08-2009, 07:05 PM | #573 |  
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			I'm amazed that people are so caught up in this that it generated 30 pages   |  
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		|  12-08-2009, 07:09 PM | #574 |  
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					Originally Posted by CMPunk  I'm amazed that people are so caught up in this that it generated 30 pages  |  
Not so much caught up. Personally, I was waiting to see if this crossed over into porn, and voila.
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		|  12-08-2009, 08:07 PM | #575 |  
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					Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler  Not so much caught up. Personally, I was waiting to see if this crossed over into porn, and voila. |  
Oh great Carnac, where will the Tiger saga move next?
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		|  12-08-2009, 09:37 PM | #576 |  
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					Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler  Not so much caught up. Personally, I was waiting to see if this crossed over into porn, and voila. |  
Funny you should say that...
Tiger Woods parody porn coming 
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		|  12-08-2009, 09:42 PM | #577 |  
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		|  12-08-2009, 09:47 PM | #578 |  
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			I wonder how many of them women were hoping he would knock them up, big bucks in that.
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		|  12-09-2009, 06:59 AM | #580 |  
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					Originally Posted by Kybosh  Oh great Carnac, where will the Tiger saga move next? |  
Well, what else is left? I think CC has it right - there is definitely a tearful mea culpa  appearance on Oprah in his future to resurrect the marketing machine...
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