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Old 12-04-2009, 09:57 AM   #421
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I think that out of all the crap that's been flung over the past week, Jesper's comments were among the most genuine. He obviously cared about this girl, and is hurt that she's hurt. I don't think he's got any motivation other than to say 'WTF Tiger?'
Sure. But how does he (or we) know that she is not an insufferable beeyatch in terms of marriage and relationships? Things are not always what they seem...especially when it comes to women.


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Tiger probably would've gotten more privacy/confidentiality by hiring actual hookers. These women are just using more highly-evolved whoring methods... bang a celebrity and sell the story for cash afterwards.
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Old 12-04-2009, 10:41 AM   #424
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Hahaha, best part of that:

"When you are the world's best athlete, you might want to think about it before you do it... not "Just do it" like nike says"

Sooooo good.
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Old 12-04-2009, 10:52 AM   #425
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Tiger probably would've gotten more privacy/confidentiality by hiring actual hookers. These women are just using more highly-evolved whoring methods... bang a celebrity and sell the story for cash afterwards.
Exactly my thoughts above. This is the correct answer. When I worked in Russia in the wild 90's, it was a similar calculus - a lot of girls "love" you (or your passport), but they expect expensive dinners, expensive gifts, and are angling for a ring as a ticket to Canada.... OR you could pay $100 for a night with a professional... The 2nd set of hookers seems a lot cheaper. Tiger's calculus should be the same - just add a bunch of zero's.
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Am I the only one saddened by all this?
No, it is very, very sad.
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No, it is very, very sad.
Meh, there are much sadder things in the world.
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Meh, there are much sadder things in the world.
Like the Edmonton Oilers?
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Like the Edmonton Oilers?
I think you might be confusing "sad" with "take that you stupid hosers".
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You should read "Sperm Wars" by Robin Baker to get a more accurate idea on women, biology, sex etc.......
You did read where he said "theoritically," right? I mean, how he started his post off with it? I've read the book, and while it is very interesting, it is, in the end, almost entirely theoretical, as well, and the author admits as much. Some people need to learn the differences been theory and fact, because to say someone needs to read a book on theory to get a more "accurate" picture of something is funny.
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She used to be his childrens nanny and he was the guy who introduced them. They have a long history together and what he sounds like is a father of a woman wronged...which i suspect is very much what their relationship is like. In fact IIRC, Elin's twin sister is still one of the Parneviks child carer.

I am a bit taken aback by a lot of the posts here however...a bit of a "holier than thou" vibe going on. Uber-rich, prime of his life, adored/iconic athelete strays from his wife.. happens every day and has since the dawn of time. Doesn't make it right nor condonable, but this stuff happens WAY more than it doesnt.

Tiger is human, not a deity.

Humans are fallible.
I'm actually quite suspicious of Jesper Panevik. What kind of guy hires a supermodel to be his nanny? I don't mean to discriminate against beautiful women but if I was married to a guy like Jesper I'd hirer the most plain looking qualified nanny I could find.
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I'm actually quite suspicious of Jesper Panevik. What kind of guy hires a supermodel to be his nanny? I don't mean to discriminate against beautiful women but if I was married to a guy like Jesper I'd hirer the most plain looking qualified nanny I could find.
That's where his wife has to draw the line.

I'd never hire a nanny that was prettier than me. You're just asking for it...
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I'm actually quite suspicious of Jesper Panevik. What kind of guy hires a supermodel to be his nanny? I don't mean to discriminate against beautiful women but if I was married to a guy like Jesper I'd hirer the most plain looking qualified nanny I could find.
Not just one supermodel nanny, but two TWIN supermodel nannies (her sister still works for them, I believe?).

I know I'd be saying hells no if I was his wife. But hey, maybe his wife is a supermodel too and she just has a ton of confidence in him.
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Not just one supermodel nanny, but two TWIN supermodel nannies (her sister still works for them, I believe?).

I know I'd be saying hells no if I was his wife. But hey, maybe his wife is a supermodel too and she just has a ton of confidence in him.
I am pretty sure I have seen a movie about this...
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A fourth woman comes forward. Bad Tiger!!!

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...OpSFcWQLU4794H

And, regarding the very first woman, Rachel Uchitel, she's had an interesting past, appearing in 2001 in one of the iconic photographs of 9/11, in grief as her fiance was lost in one of the twin towers.

Ms. Uchitel, 34, appears in one of the most striking images captured after Sept. 11.

After airplanes crashed into the World Trade Center towers, a photographer found the young woman standing outside New York's Bellevue Hospital, overcome with emotion as she searched for James Andrew O'Grady, her fiancé. Her engagement ring sparkled beside the flyer she held; it bore a picture of him smiling. Mr. O'Grady had the ring made for her a month before he died.

Twenty six years old at the time, Ms. Uchitel was working as a TV producer with Bloomberg in New York. Mr. O'Grady, 32, was a managing director of fixed-income sales for Sandler O'Neill & Partners on the 104th floor of the World Trade Center's south tower. The pair met on a blind date. According to The New York Times' Pulitzer Prize-winning series about Sept. 11 victims, "Portraits of Grief," Ms. Uchitel had just gotten off the phone with Mr. O'Grady, who had joked with her about where she had left the towels that morning. They had recently returned from a 10-day vacation in Greece.

Mr. O'Grady's body was found a few months later. It was not until two years after the attacks that Ms. Uchitel experienced an emotional breakdown, left her job and sought therapy. "I felt like everyone had forgotten about it," she told The New York Times in 2004. "I was resentful. Lonely."

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The daughter of high-profile attorney Gloria Allred says that when her mother canceled a news conference with one of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, it could mean only one thing - she made a deal with the Woods camp.

Lisa Bloom is Allred's daughter and a legal analyst for CBS. She said yesterday on The Early Show that she worked with her mother for nine years and had never known her to cancel a news conference.

"I know exactly how she operates," she said.

Bloom estimated that a settlement would be for "at least a million dollars."

Allred is the attorney for Rachel Uchitel, who has been romantically linked to the world's top golfer. Uchitel denied having an affair with Wood when contacted by the Associated Press last week.
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I also had an affair with Tiger Woods.
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I also had an affair with Tiger Woods.
Pfft. Who hasn't?
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The ho's are coming out of the woodwork now. Big surprise.
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The ho's are coming out of the woodwork now. Big surprise.
LOL! The hos wouldn't come out of the woodwork if there were no hos in the woodwork to begin with.

It must be so hard to keep it in your pants when you have hot women flinging themselves all over you! Even if you have a hot wife!
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