Man Getting Hit in Groin by Football

[scottish_flame]

My worst experience would be playing floor hockey in gym class and for some reason i was playing goalie and this big hockey player took a slap shot and smacked me right in the spot. It was the most pain that i have been in for a while and we were using a lacrosse ball

[yads]

A while ago, I was walking backwards on McLeod and 7th, trying to hail a taxi, turned around and walked right into a light post. I had an eyebrow ring at the time and things got a bit messy.

[kermitology]

Originally Posted by scottish_flame

I thought the exact same thing also lol

You didn't get the fact that the thread title is the Simpsons reference in the first place?

[Fugly]

This guy wins the most painful kick in the nuts story, hands down.

NUTS!!

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by Fugly

This guy wins the most painful kick in the nuts story, hands down.

NUTS!!

That is horrible. The chick going around punting guys in the junk probably thinks what she's doing is so funny. I hate it when women think a guy getting nailed in the junk is funny. That guy should get to remove one of her ovaries with a rusty grapefruit spoon.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Reaper

That is horrible. The chick going around punting guys in the junk probably thinks what she's doing is so funny. I hate it when women think a guy getting nailed in the junk is funny. That guy should get to remove one of her ovaries with a rusty grapefruit spoon.

Or do what Tucker Max described in his book "I hope they serve beer in hell"

When he saw a girl doing a keg stand he gave her a straight punch to the girl bits.

The guys a jerk, but funnier then hell.

[valo403]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Or do what Tucker Max described in his book "I hope they serve beer in hell"

When he saw a girl doing a keg stand he gave her a straight punch to the girl bits.

The guys a jerk, but funnier then hell.

I believe the rationale he put forth in the book was that she was fat and ugly, and therefore lacked basic human rights.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by valo403

I believe the rationale he put forth in the book was that she was fat and ugly, and therefore lacked basic human rights.

Plus she owed him a rib.

[Sidney Crosby's Hat]