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Old 09-26-2009, 02:10 PM   #121
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Got a new home Iginla jersey in time for tonight's contest. No more wearing my home Kobasew jersey!
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5 days until we see the Retro jerseys in action
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Old 09-26-2009, 02:24 PM   #123
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The problem with this world is that people are not smart.
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Old 09-26-2009, 02:27 PM   #124
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It'd be awesome if the Canucks came out in their old atrocious "V" jerseys in which the crowd responds with resounding laughter and pointing.
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Old 09-26-2009, 02:35 PM   #125
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Got a new home Iginla jersey in time for tonight's contest. No more wearing my home Kobasew jersey!
Gee, a red Iginla jersey. Are you sure you won't feel out of place in one of those? You probably should have gotten a Phaneuf. Just in case.
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Old 09-26-2009, 02:37 PM   #126
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Yeah, I wanted to play it safe this time after the Kobasew experiment went horribly, horribly wrong. I feel safer out on this limb.
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What's the purpose of armpit hair? Does it do any good at all?
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Old 09-26-2009, 03:20 PM   #128
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It makes you not a woman you pansy.
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Old 09-26-2009, 03:34 PM   #129
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Speak for yourself! I'm plenty smrt!
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Old 09-26-2009, 03:39 PM   #130
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You shouldn't talk about yourself that way
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Hmmm what's the purpose of leg hair?
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To separate the men from the boys, except in Greece where it's done with a crowbar.
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Old 09-26-2009, 04:07 PM   #133
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If there's ever a meltdown or anything cool in general, I'd appreciate if someone would PM me. I'm not the type of CP'er that reads every thread, so I miss some stuff. I just about missed the Fleurymaniac (?) meltdown!

Unless the title catches my eye, I don't wander in.
Maybe when one starts the OP or Mods can change the title and add Meltdown In Progress!
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Maybe there should be a CP Meltdown twitter.
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Old 09-26-2009, 04:15 PM   #135
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Hmmm what's the purpose of leg hair?
Keep your legs warm maybe? I don't know...

Armpits never get cold though.
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Old 09-26-2009, 04:24 PM   #136
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I'm going to drink until I siht my pants tonight.
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Old 09-26-2009, 04:25 PM   #137
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It's to help protect your lymph nodes that are under your arms. It's part of the same reason you have pubes.
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Maybe you should try drinking something other than prune juice!
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Old 09-26-2009, 04:29 PM   #140
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Okay, I'm getting drunk tonight too. But since I'm a considerate drunk I'm going to make it interactive for all of CP.

I've got cranberry juice but I've got two different types of vodka to mix it with.

Your thanks will determine which vodka I drink. I'll check before each drink I mix so that it could change during the night.

So thank this post if you want me to drink it with Absolute Mandarin....
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