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Old 09-26-2009, 06:25 AM   #101
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Try turning on Javascript in the Safari settings. Thanks work for me on my iPhone that way.
Thanks but I do have JavaScript. My iPhone browsing problems run deeper than that for some reason. Oh well, I'm content with just being the a-hole that never "thanks" posts. lol
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Old 09-26-2009, 06:49 AM   #102
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I watched Robocop for the first time in years. I had no idea that the dad from That 70's Show was the evil villain in that movie!
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Old 09-26-2009, 07:45 AM   #103
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Great youtube video? Or greatest youtube video?
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Old 09-26-2009, 10:44 AM   #104
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Original Henry Rollin's rant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyRDD...eature=related
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Old 09-26-2009, 11:36 AM   #105
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You know what's useless? Fitting rooms with no mirrors inside the actual rooms.
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:01 PM   #106
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You know what's useless? Fitting rooms with no mirrors inside the actual rooms.
Is all that candy making it hard for you to squeeze through the door?
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:07 PM   #107
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Is all that candy making it hard for you to squeeze through the door?
Harharhar, GTF. I'll have you know that my body is pretty bangin', candy and all.
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:09 PM   #108
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Harharhar, GTF. I'll have you know that my body is pretty bangin', candy and all.
You mean your body is bangin' the sides of the door frame?
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:14 PM   #109
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Dude, last night I saw the highest form of sluttery ever. I am still in awe.

First off who owns, let alone wears, a zebra print vest? Under said vest was a white see through tube top. Her 6 inch wide old lady nipples were quite obvious. But the coup de gras? Some sort of mutant thong that looked like it was triple supported. Imagine a whale tail, but multiplied by three. The thing went halfway up her back, I kid you not. We assumed it was to to support her wizard's sleeve like bits supported and keep them from unraveling like a collapsing circus tent.

It was awesome.
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:16 PM   #110
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^ So how many times did you and her do the deed last night?
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:19 PM   #111
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Not only did I get totally wasted but I also won $200 from the casino last night. Then I got more wasted and stumbled home. If I would have gotten laid the night would have been a complete success.
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:22 PM   #112
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Sweeeeet....goin to KISS!
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:23 PM   #113
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^ So how many times did you and her do the deed last night?
That would be none. I can't describe the trash level she had, we were all just stunned.
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:24 PM   #114
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You guys could have at least hit 20,000 posts before starting a new thread.
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...wizard's sleeve...

always a winner
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:58 PM   #116
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I like the systematic beat down of guests that is Steve Wilkos show.
Nothing would give me greater pleasure in life than having a stage, inviting people on said stage, telling them they are losers, then yelling "GET OFF MY STAGE!!!!".

Steve Wilkos has the best job in the world.
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Old 09-26-2009, 01:04 PM   #117
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My random thought, I think me and The Fonz are long lost brothers, all the f'ed up stories/experiences he posts are all things I have done or would do. And we both have awesome senses of humor.
Your taking a dump and puking all over those ######s campsite was probably the funniest thing I've ever read in my life. Same goes for pooping in that chicks shoe (I think that was you).

I always find myself laughing at the same 4 or 5 CP'ers all the time. Maybe we are all the spawn of this super cool guy, that travelled western canada and knocked up all of our mothers.
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Old 09-26-2009, 01:10 PM   #118
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Maybe we are all the spawn of this super cool guy, that travelled western canada and knocked up all of our mothers.
Speaking of, there seems to be an unnatural number of 5 or 6 year old red headed boys right now.
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Old 09-26-2009, 01:39 PM   #119
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If there's ever a meltdown or anything cool in general, I'd appreciate if someone would PM me. I'm not the type of CP'er that reads every thread, so I miss some stuff. I just about missed the Fleurymaniac (?) meltdown!

Unless the title catches my eye, I don't wander in.
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