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Old 08-22-2009, 11:04 PM   #1
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OK man.......this has been driving me nuts for years. Whats the deal with the best female tennis players and their last names always ending with "nova" or "ova". WTF, is there some bloody cave full of Amazons in Eastern Europe producing this special breed of woman or something?? Are they truly women? Are they all related? What the hell's goin on? Why only tennis with the "ova". Who's the next special "ova". This is really starting to piss me off. Anyone have answers? Inquiring alcoholics want to know.
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:09 PM   #2
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That's how names end in Eastern Europe...


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Old 08-22-2009, 11:21 PM   #3
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If you're a dude, your name likely ends with 'ov' (kind of like 'son'). For chicks, you get an 'a' added, making 'ova'. Nice drunk post, by the way.
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:29 PM   #4
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Uhhhh... yeah......I am aware that a lot of names end that way. But, that's like saying names in Canada end with "son". A lot of good hockey players from Canada have names that end in "son", but probably not as equivalent to the same amount of good female tennis players from eastern Europe that end with nova or ova. Also, if that's so common, why aren't there a bunch of hockey players from eastern Europe with last names ending "ova" or "nova"?

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Old 08-22-2009, 11:31 PM   #5
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If you're a dude, your name likely ends with 'ov' (kind of like 'son'). For chicks, you get an 'a' added, making 'ova'. Nice drunk post, by the way.

hmmmm....what u talkin 'bout Willis????????
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oh yeah...just for the record, watching tennis really sucks.
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:41 PM   #7
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Uhhh.... there's lots of Russian hockey players whose names end in "ov." There aren't any "ovas" in hockey because "ova" is the female equivalent of the suffix "ov."

Also, Canada is much more ethnically diverse than Russia, hence a lot of "ovs" and "ovas" from Russia, and fewer "sons" from Canada.
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:48 PM   #8
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Uhhh.... there's lots of Russian hockey players whose names end in "ov." There aren't any "ovas" in hockey because "ova" is the female equivalent of the suffix "ov."

Also, Canada is much more ethnically diverse than Russia, hence a lot of "ovs" and "ovas" from Russia, and fewer "sons" from Canada.
Ok, I see. So If I'm Peter Slambackaanotherov and I have a daughter "Olga", she becomes
Olga Slambackaanotherova??
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Ok, I see. So If I'm Peter Slambackaanotherov and I have a daughter "Olga", she becomes
Olga Slambackaanotherova??
Until she turns 18, wins Wimbledon, and changes her name for sponsorship purposes, yes.
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Ok, I see. So If I'm Peter Slambackaanotherov and I have a daughter "Olga", she becomes
Olga Slambackaanotherova??
I knew about the male and female distinction of the ov and ova thing...

I do wonder about the same thing you do Buzzard... Does the last name change to ova from ov when its a girl?
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:58 PM   #11
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I knew about the male and female distinction of the ov and ova thing...

I do wonder about the same thing you do Buzzard... Does the last name change to ova from ov when its a girl?
Yes, Maria Sharapova's father is Yuri Sharapov. Sergei Kournikov is Anna Kournikova's father.
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I knew about the male and female distinction of the ov and ova thing...

I do wonder about the same thing you do Buzzard... Does the last name change to ova from ov when its a girl?

Cool, I'm not the only one then!

Not limited to Russia either. Czechs and what not seem to be included. Wasn't Martina Navaratilova Czech or soemthing?
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Yes, Maria Sharapova's father is Yuri Sharapov. Sergei Kournikov is Anna Kournikova's father.
Ahhhh..very good. This is all making sense now. CP Rocks!! "hiccup"!!

Seriously...this was something I always wondered about....guess it was just too obvious.
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Cool, I'm not the only one then!

Not limited to Russia either. Czechs and what not seem to be included. Wasn't Martina Navaratilova Czech or soemthing?
What steely was talking about applies to Russians (and maybe Ukraina).

Czechs have it different. "ova" is added for women, but nothing is added for men. So Maratina's father would be Navratil, not Navratilov

However, woman's surname can also end in simply "a" not "ova". For example, another former czech tennis player Jana Novotna. You can't substract "ova" because it's not there. So her father would be Novotny.

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But what about Matina Navratalova...I mean I know the last name ends with an a, but that dude was awesome at tennis
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Yeah but Eastern Europeans are usually worth the aggravation
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