07-06-2009, 03:14 PM
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#61
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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Originally Posted by millhouse11
Gotcha...try a camel toe
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Now you're cooking with gas! 
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07-06-2009, 03:25 PM
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#62
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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I'm usually running behind, so while I'm waiting for the train, I take out a hand mirror and fix my unruly eyebrows by licking them with my tongue. For some reason ever since I started doing that, when I get on the LRT my car is full of women and they are all trying to talk to me at once.
So I guess the answer to the question is "Yes, but I'm not sure why."
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07-06-2009, 03:27 PM
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#63
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
I'm usually running behind, so while I'm waiting for the train, I take out a hand mirror and fix my unruly eyebrows by licking them with my tongue. For some reason ever since I started doing that, when I get on the LRT my car is full of women and they are all trying to talk to me at once.
So I guess the answer to the question is "Yes, but I'm not sure why."
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Seriously, almost fell off my chair, best post I've read today!
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07-06-2009, 03:55 PM
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#64
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The C-spot
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Originally Posted by J pold
Did somebody say, or rather suggest...lesbians!?
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Where's your clutch pick-up advice for this thread?
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07-06-2009, 04:00 PM
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#65
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Five-hole
Where's your clutch pick-up advice for this thread?
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Pffft I cannot divulge my fawless pick-up skills, or else everyone on CP would start using them and they would gradually lose their flare.
That, or I don't really have any.
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07-06-2009, 04:25 PM
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#66
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Calgary
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after reading that I laughed so hard I pee'd a little
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07-06-2009, 10:01 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: beautiful calgary alberta
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a couple of years ago i was at a bar with my friends in sylvan lake, and a guy used a really good (what i thought was good) pickup line on me..he says...are you married (insert my name)? and i said 'yes' and he said 'give me 2 hours and you won't be)..of course it never worked, but i thought it was a funny line..it's probably older than the hills but it was the first time i ever heard it
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07-06-2009, 10:13 PM
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#68
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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Originally Posted by BuzzardsWife
a couple of years ago i was at a bar with my friends in sylvan lake, and a guy used a really good (what i thought was good) pickup line on me..he says...are you married (insert my name)? and i said 'yes' and he said 'give me 2 hours and you won't be)..of course it never worked, but i thought it was a funny line..it's probably older than the hills but it was the first time i ever heard it
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What a small world...didn't know you worked the same Toronto peeler bar I was visiting? 
Seriously, now that the line is confirmed by a lady, you know 10 posters are gonna try this line sometime.
...now I gotta hide from Buzzard.
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07-06-2009, 10:16 PM
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#69
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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I find taking a dog for walk invites conversation when the female gender stops to pet and ask questions about your dog.
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07-06-2009, 11:14 PM
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#70
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: hammer of justice crushes you
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I find that wearing a wolf shirt reels in the ladies like nothing else.
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07-06-2009, 11:27 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Ugh, I'll wade into one of these threads. Look, It doesn't matter if you're a five two three hundred pound loser, just go with what you know. You're a confident mofo? Cool, hit her with the "yeah, I'm talking to you because you're hot" line. You're not so confident? Well then play the long game. Introduce yourself, see her a few times, ask her out for a drink. This isn't effin rocket surgery guys. You're into a girl, man up and talk to her.
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07-06-2009, 11:35 PM
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GOAT!
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I've always found that paying them money works best. Sometimes you pay before, sometimes you pay after. It all depends on the girl, and which bus stop you meet her at.
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07-06-2009, 11:36 PM
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#73
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
I've found that pulling out my flask and asking them if they want a swig of my homemade moonshine works best, especially if it's still morning.
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Oh that's what I'm doing wrong. I keep telling girls to get IN the flask.
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07-06-2009, 11:40 PM
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#74
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Bay Area
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowperson
Back in my day, when we were walking past a pretty girl on the savannah, we'd just use a club and drag her back to the cave.
Cowperson
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Relic.
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07-07-2009, 01:01 AM
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#75
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Franchise Player
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I'm trying to recall MissKat's timeline right now... off the top of my head, it goes like this
1. Boyfriend breaks up with her
2. Looks around for dating service
3. Saw girls coming to interview with short skirts (We're still waiting for pic btw) and did not like
4. Contract runs out and was looking for employment
5. Looks for advice on hitting on girls in public
She went from single, to looking, to looking at people to looking for employment to looking for women...
I'm really lost/confused now.
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07-07-2009, 01:08 AM
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#76
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One of the Nine
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This is going to be another one of those threads that gets abandonded by it's maker. Just like MissKat's short skirt thread and Brownie's license plate thread. Suffice it to say, I'm annoyed.
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07-07-2009, 01:14 AM
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Likes Cartoons
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Originally Posted by STeeLy
I'm trying to recall MissKat's timeline right now... off the top of my head, it goes like this
1. Boyfriend breaks up with her
2. Looks around for dating service
3. Saw girls coming to interview with short skirts (We're still waiting for pic btw) and did not like
4. Contract runs out and was looking for employment
5. Looks for advice on hitting on girls in public
She went from single, to looking, to looking at people to looking for employment to looking for women...
I'm really lost/confused now.
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If my deductions are correct,
1. breaks up with boyfriend (Misskat is a girl)
2. looks for dating site (still a girl...)
3. saw girls in short skirts. (still a girl, but things are about to change
4. contract runs out (had sex change)
5. Looks for advice on hitting on girls (Misskat is now Mrkat)
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07-07-2009, 01:20 AM
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#78
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One of the Nine
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I haven't been this confused since Shakira's kid became her roommate's kid.
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07-07-2009, 01:28 AM
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#79
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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Originally Posted by STeeLy
I'm trying to recall MissKat's timeline right now... off the top of my head, it goes like this
1. Boyfriend breaks up with her
2. Looks around for dating service
3. Saw girls coming to interview with short skirts (We're still waiting for pic btw) and did not like
4. Contract runs out and was looking for employment
5. Looks for advice on hitting on girls in public
She went from single, to looking, to looking at people to looking for employment to looking for women...
I'm really lost/confused now.
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You missed the Stampede Casino showgirl audition thread. MissKat likes girls, but maybe not skanks. Either that, or she was jealous of interview girl. Or maybe she WAS interview girl. She might like guys too. It's not rocket science.
Bruce, you haven't heard of bisexuality?
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07-07-2009, 01:35 AM
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#80
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Lifetime Suspension
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You have really nice hair, but it would look at lot better on my crotch.
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