07-06-2009, 12:47 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Southern California
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In the city where my office is located, the men seem to think whistling, hooting and horn honking is the best option. I've never witnessed actual success using this method, but its still used on a daily basis. Dorks.
The only way to pull off a successful commute hit, you have to be 100% certain you've eliminated the creepy factor before your approach.
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07-06-2009, 12:47 PM
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#22
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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What a weird thread. hehe
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07-06-2009, 12:48 PM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissKat
Well that's the thing - there's usually just too many people around you to hit on a girl on say the train. I used to have a guy friend who was so smooth with the ladies, he would get numbers left, right and center. The dude was a pro.
Being a girl though, we have to spend more time to really read the girl otherwise she will be offended lol.
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I think that approach is really the one the unsucessful people take. If you care that someone might be offended that you would have the audacity to complement their attractiveness by hitting on her politely, then you're doomed for failure.
The problem for most people is that if you're a regular train commuter you'll find that it's the same people on your train every morning. After a while of hitting on every potential candidate you find on the train, you could find yourself riding the train with nothing but older/married types and a lot of dudes every morning!
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07-06-2009, 12:50 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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I've found that pulling out my flask and asking them if they want a swig of my homemade moonshine works best, especially if it's still morning.
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07-06-2009, 12:51 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowperson
Back in my day, when we were walking past a pretty girl on the savannah, we'd just use a club and drag her back to the cave.
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I heard that you had to drag them by their hair so that they didn't fill up with sand? 
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07-06-2009, 12:54 PM
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#26
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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The weirdest pickup move that actually worked for me was to pinch a girl in the tush on the way out of a bar at closing time. She even looked good still the next morning. Go figure.
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07-06-2009, 12:59 PM
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Norm!
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"Hey baby, can you settle a bet. Should I see a doctor about this rash?"
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07-06-2009, 12:59 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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There is a time and a place for this. The time is never . . .
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07-06-2009, 01:01 PM
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Norm!
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He speaks Russian in French
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07-06-2009, 01:02 PM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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I picked a girl up on the bus once. We dated for 2.5 years.
My key was to slip on a patch of ice while running for the bus, then forget to get off at the usual stop so that the two of us were the only ones waiting for the next bus.
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07-06-2009, 01:05 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Americas hat
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
The weirdest pickup move that actually worked for me was to pinch a girl in the tush on the way out of a bar at closing time. She even looked good still the next morning. Go figure.
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This gets you kicked out of Melrose, i wouldnt recommend it.
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07-06-2009, 01:07 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alltherage
Try approaching her and saying something like:
"Hey, I mean this with absolutely no strings attached, but I had to tell you, you look really good today."
And then walk away. It will totally make her day and she won't forget it or you. Then, if you commute at the same time everyday, you're sure to see her again. Even if you ignore her when you do see her, or just kind of smile in her direction, she will feel internally compelled to come and talk to you if she's attracted to you.
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Hidden camera and YouTube works wonders for dissolving skepticism.
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07-06-2009, 01:11 PM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Originally Posted by jeremywilhelm
This gets you kicked out of Melrose, i wouldnt recommend it.
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I pulled that when I was younger ... back in the days of the Wild West.
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07-06-2009, 01:15 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: in transit
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Isnt it easy to hit a girl when she's listening to her iPOD?
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We can't all afford trains, Cheese.
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07-06-2009, 01:16 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Is this thread about Lesbians? I'm confused, and/or interested...
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07-06-2009, 01:22 PM
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Top Shelf
Is this thread about Lesbians? I'm confused, and/or interested...
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Good question. Now that I re-read the OP, is MissKat looking for pointers on how to go about picking up other girls?
Would these be strictly lesbian girls or bi-sexual girls?
Did I log into another forum by mistake?
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07-06-2009, 01:23 PM
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#37
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Lifetime Suspension
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bet her dinner that dustin hoffman was in Star Wars, when you lose that bet - instant date night! It's the classic dating loop-hole!
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07-06-2009, 01:26 PM
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#38
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Watcher of Hockey
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDMaN_26
When I used to take the bus this really cute European girl would get on a few stops after me consitantly, She definately was not Jewish - that will make more sense in a second... one day She sat right in front of me and opened a news paper with a strange looking written language... I nervously said something I should have probably thought about a bit more...
me: "What language is that? Hebrew?"
Her: "No... Russian" with a are you mentaly handicapped kind of look in her eyes...
me: "oh... um looked a little like hebrew.... ...."
insert awkward silence for next 15 minutes...
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Lol I started reading this in anticapation that it was going to end well.
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07-06-2009, 01:26 PM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissKat
Being a girl though, we have to spend more time to really read the girl otherwise she will be offended lol.
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This post caught my attention.
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07-06-2009, 01:26 PM
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Norm!
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"Excuse me, f##k me if I'm wrong but is your name Gertrude?"
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