No Sex for 3 Months.

[mikey_the_redneck]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Maybe he's into that sort of thing.

No dice.....

[MelBridgeman]

Originally Posted by alltherage

Oh, she just laughed and agreed. We discussed some excellent ideas to spice up the honeymoon, so we'll be just fine.

I thought I told you I wasn't interested in coming...

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by MelBridgeman

I thought I told you I wasn't interested in coming...

[mikey_the_redneck]

Originally Posted by alltherage

So here's another question then, if a chick says she's down with a threesome, but only if you can find the "right" girl (aka slightly less hot than girl 1), where the hell do you start? She's not interested in someone you already know. I've had this discussion with my buddies, and it's pretty tough to figure out.

"Hey, I noticed you are really hot... but not too hot. This is my girlfriend, wanna like... take off your clothes with us?"

Yeah, and finding a girl who is bi-curious can be difficult. Maybe not so in Calgary I guess.
It has to be a stranger, and it has to be all about the girls at first. Don't look at it from a selfish perspective, it will turn your woman off.

It has to be about your mutual pleasure. I don't know about the "not as hot" factor, because most women find other attractive women to be beautiful.........go to a club where bi-chicks hang out and get her to pick one out.
Then you make the approach...build some good rappor....carry a "me and my gf are out looking for some fun tonight".........vibe and say "hey, we are going to get a cab, would you like to come along with us"........kind of thing.
Then, you start getting physical with an innocent massage.......

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

Yeah, and finding a girl who is bi-curious can be difficult. Maybe not so in Calgary I guess.
It has to be a stranger, and it has to be all about the girls at first. Don't look at it from a selfish perspective, it will turn your woman off.

It has to be about your mutual pleasure. I don't know about the "not as hot" factor, because most women find other attractive women to be beautiful.........go to a club where bi-chicks hang out and get her to pick one out.
Then you make the approach...build some good rappor....carry a "me and my gf are out looking for some fun tonight".........vibe and say "hey, we are going to get a cab, would you like to come along with us"........kind of thing.
Then, you start getting physical with an innocent massage.......

Hahaha, I don't know if this is supposed to be funny, but I actually just cracked up out loud at work.

[MelBridgeman]

Originally Posted by alltherage

meh I tried

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

Yeah, and finding a girl who is bi-curious can be difficult. Maybe not so in Calgary I guess.
It has to be a stranger, and it has to be all about the girls at first. Don't look at it from a selfish perspective, it will turn your woman off.

It has to be about your mutual pleasure. I don't know about the "not as hot" factor, because most women find other attractive women to be beautiful.........go to a club where bi-chicks hang out and get her to pick one out.
Then you make the approach...build some good rappor....carry a "me and my gf are out looking for some fun tonight".........vibe and say "hey, we are going to get a cab, would you like to come along with us"........kind of thing.
Then, you start getting physical with an innocent massage.......

Get a hooker and lie about her being a hooker. I mean if your going to get your freak on, you might as well build it on a lie, it makes things spicier.

[Dion]

[Ozy_Flame]

Abstinence? I didn't know people who abstain from voting get warts. That would suck.

[mikey_the_redneck]

Originally Posted by alltherage

Hahaha, I don't know if this is supposed to be funny, but I actually just cracked up out loud at work.

No bull...........this is how I would do it if I had a bi-curious gf.

[mikey_the_redneck]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Get a hooker and lie about her being a hooker. I mean if your going to get your freak on, you might as well build it on a lie, it makes things spicier.

An escort would probably work.....slightly more class, and don't they advertise their bi-curiosity?

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by alltherage

So here's another question then, if a chick says she's down with a threesome, but only if you can find the "right" girl (aka slightly less hot than girl 1), where the hell do you start? She's not interested in someone you already know. I've had this discussion with my buddies, and it's pretty tough to figure out.

"Hey, I noticed you are really hot... but not too hot. This is my girlfriend, wanna like... take off your clothes with us?"

Really? I'm picky as hell. She'd probably have to be hotter than me.

Also, YOU don't start anything. Your girlfriend will start something if/when she finds a girl that meets her requirements and feels comfortable doing so.

[troutman]

a club where bi-chicks hang out

Ming?

[millhouse11]

I didn't realize there were clubs that had bi-curious on the menu. Very Interesting...

[mikey_the_redneck]

Originally Posted by millhouse11

I didn't realize there were clubs that had bi-curious on the menu. Very Interesting...

By clubs I meant..............like a dance club, or a bar. I'm sure there are certain ones that have more of a bi-crowd in a big city like Calgary.......maybe not.
Usually earthy chicks are bi-curious...............but sometimes they are hairy, haha.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

Usually earthy chicks are bi-curious...............but sometimes they are hairy, haha.

Oh man! That is my new signature!

[Ozy_Flame]

Actually alltherage, this is the perfect opportunity for you to practice with as many chicks as possible before the big day three months from now. Get all the practice you can get - friends, ex-girlfriends, your female bosses, bar floozies, strangers on the C-Train, or whatever the case may be. Work your jimmy straight for three months, and you'll come to know every move in the book, right from the Helicopter all the way to a Bulgarian Gas Mask.

I guarantee your wife will be entertained at your new-found abilities. Just make sure to bag it for every go, and twice on sundays.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame

know every move in the book, right from the Helicopter all the way to a Bulgarian Gas Mask.

Its why you don't bone fat European chicks until at least one hour after Borscht.

[Dion]

This thread gets weirder with evey new post

[wooohooo]

Originally Posted by MelBridgeman

meh I tried

Don't worry, I laughed pretty hard. We dirty minds thing alike