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Old 06-10-2009, 01:05 PM   #61
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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I stand corrected. And I think I puked in my mouth little. I don't think I will ever look at muffin tops the same again (the actual ones, not the slang ones)

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Old 06-10-2009, 01:11 PM   #63
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Note the attempt to use camouflage to disguise the muffin top. Little does she know that muffin tops are in fact accentuated by such white trash fashion choices.
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Old 06-10-2009, 01:15 PM   #65
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Why do you pick the most disturbing examples? That's not really a muffin top, that's just a fat lady.
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yeah like am I going to get a ticket if I spit at the dog park next to where my dog is taking a leak?

banning muffin tops is a dumb as banning dogs IMHO

BOOOOOO.

Dogs are awesome so banning them is stupid.

Muffin tops are not awesome, and banning them would do us all a lot of good.
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BOOOOOO.

Dogs are awesome so banning them is stupid.

Muffin tops are not awesome, and banning them would do us all a lot of good.
Oh right I forgot to edit that post. I dont want to ban dogs, they are awesome especially mine in my sig!!

In that post I didn't know what a muffin top was. Now I do, and now I want to ban them
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Oh right I forgot to edit that post. I dont want to ban dogs, they are awesome especially mine in my sig!!

In that post I didn't know what a muffin top was. Now I do, and now I want to ban them

Yeah, I saw you figured it out, but I didn't want to just delete my post.

Thank goodness you're now on side with the "Ban Muffin Tops" movement.
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Well, now that everyone is clear on muffin tops, I say we stop posting nastiness and start posting hotness:

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I'm going camping in Sylvan this weekend. I'll drop a few F-bombs at "The Big Moo" and report back.
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I'm going camping in Sylvan this weekend. I'll drop a few F-bombs at "The Big Moo" and report back.
Can you bring me back some fudge and some ice cream in a waffle cone? I'm partial to tiger or bubble gum flavour. Thanks in advance.
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Can you bring me back some fudge and some ice cream in a waffle cone? I'm partial to tiger or bubble gum flavour. Thanks in advance.
Do you see my ticker? Ice cream is not long for the world in my presence these days. I try to avoid it as much as possible actually. But you can't NOT go to the Big Moo in Sylvan Lake.
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Do you see my ticker? Ice cream is not long for the world in my presence these days. I try to avoid it as much as possible actually. But you can't NOT go to the Big Moo in Sylvan Lake.
That is a bummer. I thought being pregnant and all you'd be eating ice cream, only you'd be putting Franks Red Hot on it or something because of the crazy cravings for weird combos of food.
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Aret you infringing on someones right to not hear those words when you speak them though?
Another poster rebutted this much better than I ever could, so I will simply ask you a question: Which law, or which part of the charter, grants you the right not to hear words you may not like?
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Old 06-10-2009, 03:29 PM   #76
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Heh.. Demolition Man.

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I like the spitting references, I hork all day long on the ground, sidewalk etc. you think I want to hold onto it? not like i'm spitting in women and children's faces
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I like the spitting references, I hork all day long on the ground, sidewalk etc. you think I want to hold onto it? not like i'm spitting in women and children's faces
If you don't want to hang onto it, what makes you think hundreds of other people want to see it.

Or, what if everybody did that? How gross would the streets and sidewalks look?

Bring a cup or bottle along with you if you must spit.
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Can you bring me back some fudge and some ice cream in a waffle cone? I'm partial to tiger or bubble gum flavour. Thanks in advance.
Bubblegum on the bottom, though. There is a proper order to these things.
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Another poster rebutted this much better than I ever could, so I will simply ask you a question: Which law, or which part of the charter, grants you the right not to hear words you may not like?
Section F U, that's where
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Serioulsy, as I said before, does anyone actually believe cops are going to give out tickets for someone walking down the street and saying "Ah s*** i stubbed my toe?".
Unless the bylaw officers in Sylvan Lake have changed drastically since I lived there. Thats exactly what they'll target and miss out on the annoying drunk 18 year old throwing around F bombs and really annoying everyone, thats the guy they won't catch. I mean these bylaw officers once ticketed the truck from the MS Bike Tour that came through town for being parked on the wrong side of the street that was closed down.

Believe me I went to a Ball game in Seattle with a co-worker a few weeks ago and he was getting a bit loud and vulgar and I had to tell him to watch his mouth because it's a family environment. I get the idea of trying to crack down on that type of thing. But those bylaw clowns in Sylvan Lake have some crazed obsession with nailing those who step over the line for a milli second, and letting those who live over it off scott free.
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