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Old 05-18-2009, 03:42 PM   #1
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Guy watches porn in his dodge nitro in Edmonton.

Lays a towel across his lap to hide the spanking of a monkey.

Would have probably gotten away with too if

1. he didn't leave his sun roof open
2. a nexopia.com employee didn't look out his window and see

http://jalopnik.com/5242358/remember...n-masturbating NSFW
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:04 PM   #2
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My court date is July 21st.
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:07 PM   #3
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Playoffs are over so what else is Hemsky supposed to do?
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:09 PM   #4
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Nexopia headquarters are in Edmonton?! Damn another reason to hate Edmonton.
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:14 PM   #5
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I hope you get off on all charges, beat the rap...
Well my lawyer says I have a good shot, I just hope he wasn't jacking me around.
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:16 PM   #6
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did anyone else giggle when they saw the stain left behind under his car after he drove away?
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:38 PM   #7
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sure he wasn't parked in a BP's parking lot?
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THAT was bloody hilarious! And yes ^^^ i noticed the stain under the car...LOLOL! GOLD!
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:40 PM   #9
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sure he wasn't parked in a BP's parking lot?
Yeah. He was alone after all.
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:46 PM   #10
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So funny.
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Old 05-18-2009, 04:53 PM   #11
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I saw this on Break.com a couple weeks ago. I would have laughed a lot harder if I had known it happened in Edmonton, but of course the guys at break never do any research on their videos, and don't say where things happen.
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Old 05-18-2009, 05:01 PM   #12
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Old 05-18-2009, 05:50 PM   #13
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I love when the guy comes down and starts waving... wonder how red dude's face was?
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Old 05-18-2009, 05:57 PM   #14
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I love when the guy comes down and starts waving... wonder how red dude's face was?
I know! Being caught on video in a Dodge Nitro!
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I love when the guy comes down and starts waving... wonder how red dude's face was?
I noticed he didn't stop right away. Perhaps he was hoping that he was about to be propositioned?
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:11 PM   #16
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One of my stalkers got arrested for this same thing. Except he didn't bother covering up with a towel and he was doing it toward some 20 year old female college student who was standing in the college parking lot. She called campus police, who called the local sherrif's who showed up while he was still going at it. This creep was like 32 years old or something when he did it. Moron.

Plus, he was a part time adult student at the college with aspirations to be a teacher. That's NEVER going to happen now.
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:12 PM   #17
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Once again proving people in Edmonton are a bunch of jack-offs...
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I heard he was watching Schremp shootout highlights, and just couldn't contain his excitement for the 2009/10 Oilers season where they will score 400+ goals...
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Possible the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. Thank you for that!
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:38 PM   #20
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He's angry, he's angry!!!! LOL
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