05-18-2009, 03:42 PM
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Some kinda newsbreaker!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Learning Phaneufs skating style
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Guy in Edmonton caught spanking the monkey
Guy watches porn in his dodge nitro in Edmonton.
Lays a towel across his lap to hide the spanking of a monkey.
Would have probably gotten away with too if
1. he didn't leave his sun roof open
2. a nexopia.com employee didn't look out his window and see
http://jalopnik.com/5242358/remember...n-masturbating NSFW
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05-18-2009, 04:04 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
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My court date is July 21st.
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05-18-2009, 04:07 PM
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#3
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Lifetime Suspension
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Playoffs are over so what else is Hemsky supposed to do?
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05-18-2009, 04:09 PM
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#4
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Franchise Player
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Nexopia headquarters are in Edmonton?! Damn another reason to hate Edmonton.
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05-18-2009, 04:14 PM
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#5
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
I hope you get off on all charges, beat the rap...
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Well my lawyer says I have a good shot, I just hope he wasn't jacking me around.
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05-18-2009, 04:16 PM
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#6
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Scoring Winger
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did anyone else giggle when they saw the stain left behind under his car after he drove away?
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05-18-2009, 04:38 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: COWTOWN
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sure he wasn't parked in a BP's parking lot?
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05-18-2009, 04:38 PM
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Self-Ban
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THAT was bloody hilarious! And yes ^^^ i noticed the stain under the car...LOLOL! GOLD!
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05-18-2009, 04:40 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by iggnuef
sure he wasn't parked in a BP's parking lot?
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Yeah. He was alone after all.
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05-18-2009, 04:46 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The C-spot
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So funny. 
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05-18-2009, 04:53 PM
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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I saw this on Break.com a couple weeks ago. I would have laughed a lot harder if I had known it happened in Edmonton, but of course the guys at break never do any research on their videos, and don't say where things happen.
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05-18-2009, 05:01 PM
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#12
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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05-18-2009, 05:50 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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I love when the guy comes down and starts waving... wonder how red dude's face was?
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05-18-2009, 05:57 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resolute 14
I love when the guy comes down and starts waving... wonder how red dude's face was?
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I know! Being caught on video in a Dodge Nitro!
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05-18-2009, 06:02 PM
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Scoring Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resolute 14
I love when the guy comes down and starts waving... wonder how red dude's face was?
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I noticed he didn't stop right away. Perhaps he was hoping that he was about to be propositioned?
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05-18-2009, 06:11 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Southern California
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One of my stalkers got arrested for this same thing. Except he didn't bother covering up with a towel and he was doing it toward some 20 year old female college student who was standing in the college parking lot. She called campus police, who called the local sherrif's who showed up while he was still going at it. This creep was like 32 years old or something when he did it. Moron.
Plus, he was a part time adult student at the college with aspirations to be a teacher. That's NEVER going to happen now.
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05-18-2009, 06:12 PM
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Once again proving people in Edmonton are a bunch of jack-offs...
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05-18-2009, 06:28 PM
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#18
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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I heard he was watching Schremp shootout highlights, and just couldn't contain his excitement for the 2009/10 Oilers season where they will score 400+ goals...
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05-18-2009, 06:30 PM
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Franchise Player
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Possible the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. Thank you for that!
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05-18-2009, 06:38 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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He's angry, he's angry!!!! LOL
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