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Old 04-08-2009, 04:01 PM   #41
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:06 PM   #42
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If a bumblebee stung a bumblebee on a bumblebees bare bum.

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Here's a serious one from my kid.

Why is it that whales are so big yet have such small eyes?
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Old 04-08-2009, 05:01 PM   #46
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Why is it that whales are so big yet have such small eyes?

Because they have big dicks.
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Old 04-08-2009, 05:13 PM   #47
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Why is it that whales are so big yet have such small eyes?
Few natural predators, a prey that they basically hunt by swimming into, and excellent hearing. Not really much need for eyes.
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I asked this in another thread, just wanted to see if there was something to it:

Is there something wrong with Chinook Park and Lloyd's? My best childhood memories were there, and I thought it was a nice place
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Old 04-08-2009, 06:35 PM   #50
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:16 PM   #52
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Why do movies and car commercials feel the need to always film on wet pavement.

The sky is blue and the desert is dry, yet the pavement is extra black and wet.

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They're not fooling anyone. What you actually see is a mirage.
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:26 PM   #53
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I asked this in another thread, just wanted to see if there was something to it:

Is there something wrong with Chinook Park and Lloyd's? My best childhood memories were there, and I thought it was a nice place
agreed. i had a few bday parties and attended a few bday parties as a kid at lloyds. ahhhh the days of good ol michael jackson, cindi lauper, madonna....ahh the good ol days...before i wanted to kill so many people...
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:36 PM   #54
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I asked this in another thread, just wanted to see if there was something to it:

Is there something wrong with Chinook Park and Lloyd's? My best childhood memories were there, and I thought it was a nice place
Lloyd's was fun as a child, but there's just something about roller skating in circles to the sound of 80's music that loses its charm really quickly. Not to mention I've heard tales of scuzzy guys hanging out there to watch girls skating. Oh, and the floor of the games area is really dirty. The whole place is a throwback, and not necessarily in a good way.
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Why do we pronounce 21st century years like this: two thousand nine, rather than twenty oh nine, like we did in the 20th century?

This picks my butt. I want it to change.
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:53 PM   #56
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I believe they freeze it, or at least cool it, so it doesn't run, and then pour the chocolate around it.

No no, they flip the bar so the pockets are upside down and can hold it, pour the caramel, and slap the bottom onto the top. Flip it over and voila!
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:54 PM   #57
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Why do we pronounce 21st century years like this: two thousand nine, rather than twenty oh nine, like we did in the 20th century?

This picks my butt. I want it to change.
It will with twenty ten.
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Anyone know what happened to Okotoker? I saw on the ticker he was out the rest of the season?
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Why do we pronounce 21st century years like this: two thousand nine, rather than twenty oh nine, like we did in the 20th century?

This picks my butt. I want it to change.
No other reason than it just sounds better. Actually saying one thousand nine hundred and nine is a lot. But saying two thousand and nine is pretty easy.

At the same time twenty oh nine sounds kind of awkward and stupid to me.

One thing I'm still on the fence about is the whole twenty ten thing. That definitely sounds awkward to me. Two thousand ten sounds better IMO. Gets even worse with anything with two 20s. Like twenty twenty five. And yet twenty fifty sounds ok.

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I asked this a while back in the random thoughts thread, but never got an answer...

If I have a threesome and one of the girls gets pregnant, would the other girl have to pitch in for child-support?
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