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Old 03-27-2009, 10:29 PM   #1
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punches a hooker in the face and gets arrested. classy lol. as if his marketing could get any cheesier.


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Old 03-27-2009, 10:30 PM   #2
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Wonder what he used to soak up her blood....
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Old 03-27-2009, 10:34 PM   #3
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Jim Rome is going to have a field day.

Poor Vince. He is one ugly dude.
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Old 03-27-2009, 10:36 PM   #4
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Are you sure he didn't slap-chop her?

One slap, you got a bloody hooker.

Two slaps, you get arrested.
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Old 03-27-2009, 10:37 PM   #5
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I wonder if she loved his nuts.




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Old 03-27-2009, 10:39 PM   #6
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Wow, either he's been living pretty hard or his TV makeup artist is really, really good.
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I love this story in so many ways. The moral of the story? Never trust a guy with a faux-hawk
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Old 03-27-2009, 10:56 PM   #8
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Would you not live hard on ShamWow's dime, if you could?
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Old 03-27-2009, 11:12 PM   #9
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According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi told police he met Harris at a Miami Beach nightclub on Feb. 7 and took her to his $750-a-night room Shlomi told police he paid Harris about $1,000 and that that when he kissed her, she "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched her several times until she released his tongue.

And never ever trust a chick who hates the tongue.

And who on earth would pay a grand for this scruff

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Old 03-27-2009, 11:13 PM   #10
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And never ever trust a chick who hates the tongue.

And who on earth would pay a grand for this scruff
Everyone knows you don't get to kiss the hooker.
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Old 03-27-2009, 11:31 PM   #12
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She must have put that shirt back on in a hurry. Not only is it on backwards, but its inside out.
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Old 03-27-2009, 11:35 PM   #13
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i guess its her claim to fame.
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And who on earth would pay a grand for this scruff
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Old 03-27-2009, 11:50 PM   #15
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Everyone knows you don't get to kiss the hooker.
For a thousand bucks I would want a kiss, a poke and a slurp. and from someone better looking than a married neighbor I get for free.
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and from someone better looking than a married neighbor I get for free.
Is that true?
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And who on earth would pay a grand for this scruff
Good from far......but far from good.....
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Old 03-28-2009, 12:01 AM   #18
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hey, cmon now, lets not dogpile the shamwow guy...

i mean, who among us hasn't had their tongue bitten and held by a hooker to a point where we had to punch them in order for them to let go?

i mean, come on, the guy only did what we all would have done in that situation...
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Wuhahaha. I laughed before I even clicked on the thread. And then it got better.
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