03-27-2009, 10:30 PM
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CP's Fraser Crane
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Wonder what he used to soak up her blood....
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03-27-2009, 10:34 PM
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Franchise Player
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Jim Rome is going to have a field day.
Poor Vince. He is one ugly dude.
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03-27-2009, 10:36 PM
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Are you sure he didn't slap-chop her?
One slap, you got a bloody hooker.
Two slaps, you get arrested.
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03-27-2009, 10:37 PM
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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I wonder if she loved his nuts.
I'm done now.
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03-27-2009, 10:39 PM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Wow, either he's been living pretty hard or his TV makeup artist is really, really good.
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03-27-2009, 10:55 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy Self-Banned
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I love this story in so many ways. The moral of the story? Never trust a guy with a faux-hawk
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03-27-2009, 10:56 PM
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A Fiddler Crab
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Chicago
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Would you not live hard on ShamWow's dime, if you could?
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03-27-2009, 11:12 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CrusaderPi
I love this story in so many ways. The moral of the story? Never trust a guy with a faux-hawk
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According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi told police he met Harris at a Miami Beach nightclub on Feb. 7 and took her to his $750-a-night room Shlomi told police he paid Harris about $1,000 and that that when he kissed her, she "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched her several times until she released his tongue.
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And never ever trust a chick who hates the tongue.
And who on earth would pay a grand for this scruff
Last edited by T@T; 03-27-2009 at 11:17 PM.
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03-27-2009, 11:24 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy Self-Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by T@T
And never ever trust a chick who hates the tongue.
And who on earth would pay a grand for this scruff
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Everyone knows you don't get to kiss the hooker.
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03-27-2009, 11:31 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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She must have put that shirt back on in a hurry. Not only is it on backwards, but its inside out.
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03-27-2009, 11:35 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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i guess its her claim to fame.
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03-27-2009, 11:38 PM
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CP's Fraser Crane
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Quote:
Originally Posted by T@T
And who on earth would pay a grand for this scruff
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03-27-2009, 11:50 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CrusaderPi
Everyone knows you don't get to kiss the hooker.
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For a thousand bucks I would want a kiss, a poke and a slurp. and from someone better looking than a married neighbor I get for free.
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03-27-2009, 11:53 PM
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Quote:
Originally Posted by T@T
and from someone better looking than a married neighbor I get for free. 
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Is that true?
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03-27-2009, 11:59 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Foster City, California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by T@T
And who on earth would pay a grand for this scruff

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Good from far......but far from good.....
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03-28-2009, 12:01 AM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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hey, cmon now, lets not dogpile the shamwow guy...
i mean, who among us hasn't had their tongue bitten and held by a hooker to a point where we had to punch them in order for them to let go?
i mean, come on, the guy only did what we all would have done in that situation...
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03-28-2009, 12:52 AM
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First Line Centre
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Wuhahaha. I laughed before I even clicked on the thread. And then it got better.
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03-28-2009, 01:08 AM
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UnModerator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia.
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