The I Am In The Dog House thread.

[missdpuck]

This solves the problem:http://www.BettyBeauty.com/

[Maritime Q-Scout]

I laughed quite a bit at the cotton candy line.

I'm curious what the "correct" response was supposed to be?

". . . so she flashed me, and her pubic hair is dyed pink!"

response: Seriously honey, some people are just sick, I mean who does that? If she's not careful she'll end up dying her "special area" pink too!

[dissentowner]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

... and you have a girlfriend.

Maybe,lol. She is really mad at me and we have only been dating a month. Might be time to cut and run me thinks.

[flip]

Originally Posted by dissentowner

Maybe,lol. She is really mad at me and we have only been dating a month. Might be time to cut and run me thinks.

It's a test. Don't cave or she'll have you by the balls forever.

[Antithesis]

Wow ... I've never really been in the doghouse with my wife. Thank goodness she's not that insecure.

[Machiavelli]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

Blue or pink?

Pink always. Blue stains your teeth and tongue (pink does too, but it's not as disturbing, and tastes better).

[Eastern Girl]

Never enjoyed cotton candy, personally. Gets caught in your teeth, stains, it's sticky... nothing enjoyable about it for me.

[Machiavelli]

Gets caught in your teeth? It melts in your mouth, dude!

[flip]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Never enjoyed cotton candy, personally. Gets caught in your teeth, stains, it's sticky... nothing enjoyable about it for me.

This can also describe pubes too depending on who's we're talking about.

[Clarkey]

If she's going to bait you by sharing that juicy tidbit then she better expect a response like you gave.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Never enjoyed cotton candy, personally. Gets caught in your teeth, stains, it's sticky... nothing enjoyable about it for me.

It's probably because it's nothing but sugar and you're sweet enough already.

[Prototype]

Sounds like you guys are ready to be married.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout

I'm curious what the "correct" response was supposed to be?

"That statement is useless without pictures." is my guess.

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by Machiavelli

Gets caught in your teeth? It melts in your mouth, dude!

When you first bite into it though, it gets in your teeth. Then it melts and you get that gritty feeling in your teeth. Just not good.

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

It's probably because it's nothing but sugar and you're sweet enough already.

My eyes are bad, is that green text?

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

My eyes are bad, is that green text?

I like dark green text.

[Thunderball]

Originally Posted by flip

It's a test. Don't cave or she'll have you by the balls forever.

Agreed... if she was actually disturbed by it, she might not have even mentioned it. If she wants to be that way, its her problem, and this early in the game, it might be a red flag.

It was a hilarious comment you made, frankly, I'd hope I would have come up with something as humorous in your position.

[Flames_Gimp]

give her <mod edit- crap> for looking at another girls muff..put her in the doghouse!

[JustAnotherGuy]

She flashed her some pink? wow

[flip]

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

give her s hit for looking at another girls muff..put her in the doghouse!

Good strategy. Reverse the situation and accuse her of cheating on you for looking at another girls bush. Ask her how she'd feel if the neighbor showed you!

[Eastern Girl]

... Or instead of playing mind games, you could be mature about it and just decide whether you want to be with her. If not, move on. Don't bother trying to reverse it or anything like that, just move on.