03-09-2009, 07:16 PM
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Location: SW Ontario
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The I Am In The Dog House thread.
So my gf has this super cute blonde as her neighbor and they have become close friends and the other night she mentioned her neighbor flashed her down below and she dyes her pubes pink. Before I knew it I said "Would be better then eating cotton candy!" So needless to say I am in the doghouse now and deservedly so... Anyone else been in the doghouse lately, what did you do and how did you fix it??
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03-09-2009, 07:18 PM
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Crushed
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You're in the doghouse for that comment? I think I would have smacked you, then laughed.
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03-09-2009, 07:18 PM
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#3
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Location: Calgary
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Girls have pubes?
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03-09-2009, 07:19 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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I was hoping this was going to lead to a threesome possibility for you... and THEN the doghouse... but alas, this is much worse and less fun and more lame.
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03-09-2009, 07:19 PM
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Location: Calgary, AB
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I could go for some cotton candy right about now
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03-09-2009, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
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be prepared for all kinds of cotton candy references thrown at you when you least expect it over the remainder of your relationship.
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03-09-2009, 07:21 PM
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One time I was @ Tantra with my ex, her freind and bf. THis one girl attending her own staggette walked by with 2 balloons in her chest, obviously in order to excentuate (sp?) her chest. As she walked by, I told my ex, hey she has nice boobs! Although it was CLEARLY obvious it was balloons, plus she was at her staggette, my ex literally thought I was hitting it up with her. She spend the entire night upset at me and totally ruined that night. We fought about it for a day, until I apologized, not because I felt I had wronged her, but because I just wanted the bitching to end.
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03-09-2009, 07:21 PM
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If you're in the doghouse for THAT then dump the stupid wench for someone who isn't so pretentious.
I've had my own share of the doghouse lately, but that seems just a wee bit too far on her part. Its not your fault she has a neighbor who is hot and kinky.
Its not your fault she befriended this person.
Its not your fault she flashed your gf about her pink...area.
And most importantly, its not your fault you're funny as hell! Don't allow her to use you as an object to take her envy and insecurity issues out on.
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03-09-2009, 07:23 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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I think calling her a stupid wench is perhaps a bit far. I do agree being in the doghouse for that comment though is a bit much, but perhaps she thinks he's into the chick or something so she's sensitive about it. That's just a theory.
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03-09-2009, 07:25 PM
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Location: SW Ontario
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She is the insecure type...sucks.
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03-09-2009, 07:25 PM
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With stories like that....this is why I love CP.
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03-09-2009, 07:27 PM
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Location: Vancouver
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SOunds like Dissentower needs to take EG out for a night on the town!
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03-09-2009, 07:27 PM
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Tell your GF if she doesn't like the comment she could always stop hanging around with sluts that like to dye their muff pink and show the world. You wouldn't have to make a comment like that if she did.
How she can get mad at you is beyond me. Not your fault her friend didn't get enough attention as a child.
My fiance's friend is very insecure and she just got a boob job. She whips them out every time she drinks for me now and wants me to "touch them" to see how real they are. My fiance can't get mad though, she chooses to hang around with this girl.
Last edited by MJM; 03-09-2009 at 07:30 PM.
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03-09-2009, 07:28 PM
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That's a funny joke....and now I want cotton candy.
Edit: dammit, no way for that to come out right.
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03-09-2009, 07:29 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy Self-Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Machiavelli
That's a funny joke....and now I want cotton candy.
Edit: dammit, no way for that to come out right.
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No no, I want some cotton candy too, and that came out exactly the right way.
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03-09-2009, 07:30 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MattyC
SOunds like Dissentower needs to take EG out for a night on the town!
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That would be a great idea except I live in SW Ontario,lol
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03-09-2009, 07:30 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Sounds to me like she's got a guilty conscience. She's a huge fan of the carnival.
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03-09-2009, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dissentowner
That would be a great idea except I live in SW Ontario,lol
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Closer than most of us lol
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03-09-2009, 07:31 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dissentowner
That would be a great idea except I live in SW Ontario,lol
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... and you have a girlfriend.
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03-09-2009, 07:33 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Machiavelli
That's a funny joke....and now I want cotton candy.
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Blue or pink?
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