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Old 03-09-2009, 07:16 PM   #1
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So my gf has this super cute blonde as her neighbor and they have become close friends and the other night she mentioned her neighbor flashed her down below and she dyes her pubes pink. Before I knew it I said "Would be better then eating cotton candy!" So needless to say I am in the doghouse now and deservedly so... Anyone else been in the doghouse lately, what did you do and how did you fix it??
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:18 PM   #2
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You're in the doghouse for that comment? I think I would have smacked you, then laughed.
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Girls have pubes?
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:19 PM   #4
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I was hoping this was going to lead to a threesome possibility for you... and THEN the doghouse... but alas, this is much worse and less fun and more lame.
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:19 PM   #5
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I could go for some cotton candy right about now
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:20 PM   #6
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be prepared for all kinds of cotton candy references thrown at you when you least expect it over the remainder of your relationship.
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:21 PM   #7
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One time I was @ Tantra with my ex, her freind and bf. THis one girl attending her own staggette walked by with 2 balloons in her chest, obviously in order to excentuate (sp?) her chest. As she walked by, I told my ex, hey she has nice boobs! Although it was CLEARLY obvious it was balloons, plus she was at her staggette, my ex literally thought I was hitting it up with her. She spend the entire night upset at me and totally ruined that night. We fought about it for a day, until I apologized, not because I felt I had wronged her, but because I just wanted the bitching to end.
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:21 PM   #8
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If you're in the doghouse for THAT then dump the stupid wench for someone who isn't so pretentious.

I've had my own share of the doghouse lately, but that seems just a wee bit too far on her part. Its not your fault she has a neighbor who is hot and kinky.

Its not your fault she befriended this person.

Its not your fault she flashed your gf about her pink...area.

And most importantly, its not your fault you're funny as hell! Don't allow her to use you as an object to take her envy and insecurity issues out on.
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I think calling her a stupid wench is perhaps a bit far. I do agree being in the doghouse for that comment though is a bit much, but perhaps she thinks he's into the chick or something so she's sensitive about it. That's just a theory.
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:25 PM   #10
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She is the insecure type...sucks.
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:25 PM   #11
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With stories like that....this is why I love CP.
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:27 PM   #12
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SOunds like Dissentower needs to take EG out for a night on the town!
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:27 PM   #13
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Tell your GF if she doesn't like the comment she could always stop hanging around with sluts that like to dye their muff pink and show the world. You wouldn't have to make a comment like that if she did.

How she can get mad at you is beyond me. Not your fault her friend didn't get enough attention as a child.

My fiance's friend is very insecure and she just got a boob job. She whips them out every time she drinks for me now and wants me to "touch them" to see how real they are. My fiance can't get mad though, she chooses to hang around with this girl.

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Old 03-09-2009, 07:28 PM   #14
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That's a funny joke....and now I want cotton candy.

Edit: dammit, no way for that to come out right.
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:29 PM   #15
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That's a funny joke....and now I want cotton candy.

Edit: dammit, no way for that to come out right.
No no, I want some cotton candy too, and that came out exactly the right way.
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:30 PM   #16
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SOunds like Dissentower needs to take EG out for a night on the town!
That would be a great idea except I live in SW Ontario,lol
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Sounds to me like she's got a guilty conscience. She's a huge fan of the carnival.
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That would be a great idea except I live in SW Ontario,lol
Closer than most of us lol
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That would be a great idea except I live in SW Ontario,lol
... and you have a girlfriend.
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That's a funny joke....and now I want cotton candy.
Blue or pink?
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