plan to ban possession of dogs in Calgary within 15 years

[ricoFlame]

Originally Posted by ok, ok,....I get it

DESS watch out she knows what you are planning........................

LMAO! frightening how these dogs have invaded our streets. they operate in all quadrants of the city and involve dogs from all backgrounds.

[DementedReality]

well ... id have no problem with it .. count me in the "i dont like dogs group".

[SportsJunky]

Voted 5 stars for this thread.

[Nancy]

This thread has got me thinking. I would like to be able to raise my own food when society collapses next year, but it is illegal to raise chickens and livestock in your yard in Calgary. I think I may have found a loophole.

[LIP MAN]

You also forgot to point out if I just went along and started humping your leg, the cops would arrest me in a heartbeat. Stupid dogs.

[troutman]

I could do without cats.

[peter12]

This thread is amazing.

[Rathji]

Originally Posted by guzzy

wow you are living in a dream world . No city would ever ban dogs.

After that maybe you can start banning certain people based on skin color or nationality. Based on your assessment of dogs, why not?

Start with those people from Lichtenstein. Clearly they are just here to polute our wild spaces and eat our young.

Check out http://www.eatyourbaby.com/lichenstein for more details.

[Tower]

Perhaps you are not aware of this underground group. In this audio clip are strict instructions on how to deal with these... K9's.

http://www.musicuploader.org/uploade...1235929935.mp3

You are welcome.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by Nancy

This thread has got me thinking. I would like to be able to raise my own food when society collapses next year, but it is illegal to raise chickens and livestock in your yard in Calgary. I think I may have found a loophole.

Old school Korean food?

[CMPunk]

[Boblobla]

I agree with Wandy

[Cowperson]

Originally Posted by guzzy

wow you are living in a dream world . No city would ever ban dogs.

After that maybe you can start banning certain people based on skin color or nationality. Based on your assessment of dogs, why not?

To underline how unlikely Dess's dream has become, the ice storms of Quebec/Ontario and Hurricane Katrina have caused most modern disaster service plans to be altered to acknowledge that people will no longer leave their pets behind - particularly dogs - when ordered to do so, even when faced with the potential of death.

So frak you Dess!!!!



PS: I was thinking the other day about some math . . . . . I have two Golden's who have been pooping at a rate averaging 3 piles per day since the snow cover started to linger in early December. Assuming I won't be shovelling until April 1, that would probably be about 360 piles on my acreage I'm going to have to do something about once this interminable snow finally goes away. Gotta watch the direction of the wind when I get the shovel out . . . . . experience has taught me a faceful of dog poop is no picnic.

Cowperson

[DESS]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

To underline how unlikely Dess's dream has become, the ice storms of Quebec/Ontario and Hurricane Katrina have caused most modern disaster service plans to be altered to acknowledge that people will no longer leave their pets behind - particularly dogs - when ordered to do so, even when faced with the potential of death.

So frak you Dess!!!!

PS: I was thinking the other day about some math . . . . . I have two Golden's who have been pooping at a rate averaging 3 piles per day since the snow cover started to linger in early December. Assuming I won't be shovelling until April 1, that would probably be about 360 piles on my acreage I'm going to have to do something about once this interminable snow finally goes away. Gotta watch the direction of the wind when I get the shovel out . . . . . experience has taught me a faceful of dog poop is no picnic.

Cowperson

That is disgusting.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by DESS

That is disgusting.

and yet I'm sure he still loves his dogs and would pissed upon hearing news of something anywehre close to what you're suggesting

[Cowperson]

Originally Posted by DESS

That is disgusting.

Actually, it's not too bad if you enjoy the mathematical logic behind a good grid search . . . . and remember to keep your mouth closed.

Cowperson

[DESS]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

Actually, it's not too bad if you enjoy the mathematical logic behind a good grid search . . . . and remember to keep your mouth closed.

Cowperson

lol that's a good way to look at it, but it's still pretty gross. You should start a revenge-for-hire business where you deliver flaming bags of dog crap to people's enemies. I'd hire you.

Or maybe you could paint them and charge kids admission to your Outdoor Easter Egg Hunt. Easter is on April 13 so the timing is about right.

[GoinAllTheWay]

Dear God......I can't wait to see what this clown figures should be banned/exterminated next.

Actually, can we ban/exterminate all posts from this guy within 15 mins?

YOU are the problem, not the freakin dogs and not the freakin bears.

[Matata]

I tried to poison my parents dog last night, but he didn't like the smell. I tried shooting, but missed the first few times and now he hides whenever I get the gun. Any tips?

The moon was pretty bright last night, I want to blow it up If I start a petition, will you guys sign up?!?!?!

[Flames Draft Watcher]

I wonder if this DESS guy is really a psychology student doing some field work on Trolling. Somehow she/he seems different than your usual troll.