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Old 01-26-2009, 10:21 PM   #21
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lol...the comments on the article were great too! Not surprisingly, they have closed them off.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:22 PM   #22
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Can't you find something else to do with your hands?
New Contest!

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Old 01-26-2009, 10:22 PM   #23
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If this is true than I think the internet will be to blame for a lot of prostate cancer in coming years. Damn easy access to racy content....
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:22 PM   #24
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:25 PM   #25
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I'd actually be afraid searching the internet for photos to use in that lol. Yikes!
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:25 PM   #26
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I believe that previous report was about heart disease... not cancer.
No. I remember reading one that said frequently ejaculating was beneficial in reducing the risk of prostate cancer.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:28 PM   #27
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Edit again: nm. really.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:50 PM   #28
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Whew
I'm certainly not in any real danger.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:51 PM   #29
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Well at least I'll die doing what I love.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:56 PM   #30
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I thought it makes you blind?
By swelling your prostate until it blocks out the sun.

Which, combined with the chronic masturbating thing, would look kinda like this...
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:58 PM   #31
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Sorry, what? I thought I read a study that said the exact opposite...that...not having mastery over your domain protected against prostate cancer.

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No. I remember reading one that said frequently ejaculating was beneficial in reducing the risk of prostate cancer.
yeah, what he said. I think it was posted on CP too.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:59 PM   #32
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oh man... thats ok, I don't plan on living that long anyways.
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:11 PM   #33
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LOL, how can there be 2 conflicting results?

http://www.newscientist.com/article/...st-cancer.html

It's like that whole cell phone scare. One report says it can cause cancer, and another report refutes it.

I think people fund these "researches" for their own agenda. Just live your life the way you did and screw all these "research."
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:40 PM   #34
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And in other news


Breast Cancer
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Breast Cancer
New headline

Women give men cancer to save themselves...
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:05 AM   #36
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So... getting off causes prostate cancer, but also reduces risk of heart disease? Which one is more dangerous? That's what I thought. I'd rather have prostate cancer than no heart.

More sex please.
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Did the Catholic Church do this study?
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:07 AM   #38
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http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...126?hub=Health
"GOOD" Sex starts at forty! That is why they are called dirty old men!
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:45 AM   #39
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This is a hoax (check the URL), hopefully the girls aren't smart enough to read white text.
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Did the Catholic Church do this study?
Brigham Young University (Mormon University in Utah) came up with this study showing that playing videogames means you are more likely to be an alcoholic or do drugs or leave your family.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sciencean...lf-esteem.html
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