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Old 01-26-2009, 09:51 PM   #1
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Thumbs down Hitting it too often may lead to cancer

Well here's a story worthy of a monday:

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Men who are very sexually active in their twenties and thirties are at greater risk for developing prostate cancer, a new study suggests, especially if they are frequent masturbators.
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...126?hub=Health
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:55 PM   #2
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:57 PM   #3
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Frequent masturbators? What is "frequent"?
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:01 PM   #5
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Frequent masturbators? What is "frequent"?
well if the article says sex 20 or more times a month, I'd have to assume the number is that, or 5 times a week+
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I was about to make a horribly tasteless joke but decided against it...
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:02 PM   #7
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Wasn't there a report that came out a couple of years ago that said pretty much the exact opposite of this?

I'm either going to live forever or die by the time I'm 50.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:03 PM   #8
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This news rubs me the wrong way!
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I've read a study that says the opposite... I believe that study is correct
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I've read a study that says the opposite... I believe that study is correct
in my uneducated opinion, i must agree with you.
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Only 20 times a month.... FFFFFFFFFFFKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Only 20 times a month.... FFFFFFFFFFFKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Please don't do one of those comics for this...just no.
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Please don't do one of those comics for this...just no.
I pretty much have to now
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Well I guess I got an excuse to get out of sex with the wife when the hockey games on.
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I was about to make a horribly tasteless joke but decided against it...
I'm sure Fotze will take care of it for you
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Wasn't there a report that came out a couple of years ago that said pretty much the exact opposite of this?

I'm either going to live forever or die by the time I'm 50.
I believe that previous report was about heart disease... not cancer.
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Whacking it a lot helps fight heart disease

That's good.

but it causes cancer

That's bad
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I pretty much have to now
Can't you find something else to do with your hands?
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Better to die young and happy as opposed to old and miserable.
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I thought it makes you blind?
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