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Old 01-25-2009, 10:06 AM   #1021
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Cause it relates to rods flying all over the place in front of a camera?
What has fotze's mom done to have this associated with her?
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Old 01-25-2009, 10:10 AM   #1022
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What has fotze's mom done to have this associated with her?
Ummm, she gave birth to fotze. It think it's pretty obvious that fotze is the lovechild of a human woman and some kind of UFO.
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Old 01-25-2009, 10:14 AM   #1023
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What did I do to have my heart sold for some stupid beans?
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Old 01-25-2009, 10:27 AM   #1024
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You got beans?

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Old 01-25-2009, 10:34 AM   #1025
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No, GreenTeaFrapp got the beans. I gave my heart to him for free, like a fool, then he sold to to Locke for magic beans. Wow Gordie Howe was awesome.
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Old 01-25-2009, 10:59 AM   #1026
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What did I do to have my heart sold for some stupid beans?
You sent it to me using UPS. The brokerage fees for bringing it across the border damn near bankrupted me!
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Old 01-25-2009, 11:04 AM   #1027
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Did you expect me to use the US postal service? Then you probably wouldn't get it at all!
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Old 01-25-2009, 11:09 AM   #1028
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I've never had an issue with getting things shipped by USPS and sometimes they forget to charge their $5 brokerage fee.
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Old 01-25-2009, 11:13 AM   #1029
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I've never had an issue with getting things shipped by USPS and sometimes they forget to charge their $5 brokerage fee.
Ha! No wonder we're losing money. We're losing so much business that they often ask for volunteers to go home early. It's people like you.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Old 01-25-2009, 11:33 AM   #1030
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You know how spammers use fake names to send their spam out under? I just received an offer for a replica watch from none other than Lanny Macdonald. What are the odds of that? Or are spammers now able to spy on us and since I spend half my life on CP they're able to program their spam to somehow link with my interests so they have a better chance of catching my attention. Who'd of thunk it ... Big Brother may have turned out to be nothing but a powerful electronic marketing tool.

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Old 01-25-2009, 12:34 PM   #1031
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Ha! No wonder we're losing money. We're losing so much business that they often ask for volunteers to go home early. It's people like you.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
We? Who is we?
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Old 01-25-2009, 01:12 PM   #1032
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We? Who is we?
My primary employer is the USPS. And notice how I blame "people like you" for our failings? Blaming others for your own stupidity, or just bad situations in general, is the American Way. Yeah I know it's human nature too. I can't believe I still drink green tea......like drinking blue kool-aid after YOU
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Old 01-26-2009, 12:14 AM   #1033
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The massive cluster of big box stores in South Edmonton is hideous.
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Old 01-26-2009, 12:18 AM   #1034
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The massive cluster of big box stores in South Edmonton is hideous.
Totally agree. When I used to drive into Edmonton, it would always depress me driving past them.
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What's with the girl protocol of always saying "I've never do this on a first date"? Yeah, sure you don't
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Old 01-26-2009, 12:55 AM   #1036
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Totally agree. When I used to drive into Edmonton, it would always depress me driving past them.
I think driving in Edmonton period would depress anyone. I spent 2 years there going to school and it was the longest 2 years of my life. I graduated in the morning and was moved back to Calgary later that day.
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Old 01-26-2009, 01:12 AM   #1037
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I was actually happy to be driving into Edmonton tonight. I was connecting in Calgary and my flight into Calgary was delayed and I was told that I wouldn't be making my flight to Edmonton. But tried for the flight anyway and I managed to make it onto my Edmonton flight although I was seemed to have to run from one end of the airport to the other. But then I was told not to expect my luggage. When I got to Edmonton I was shocked that my luggage had actually arrived.

I would have really liked to have beaten the a-holes that were on my plane. Because it was a delayed arriving, they made an announcement for anyone who doesn't have a connected flight to wait in their seats until the handful of people who do have to make a connecting flight have left. Well, every freaking loser in first class and the rows in front of me decided to get up and block the aisle. Meanwhile there were a-holes that were pushing past me while I was getting my coat out of the overhead compartment. If I hadn't made my flight, I'd have gone back looking for them.
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I was actually happy to be driving into Edmonton tonight. I was connecting in Calgary and my flight into Calgary was delayed and I was told that I wouldn't be making my flight to Edmonton. But tried for the flight anyway and I managed to make it onto my Edmonton flight although I was seemed to have to run from one end of the airport to the other. But then I was told not to expect my luggage. When I got to Edmonton I was shocked that my luggage had actually arrived.

I would have really liked to have beaten the a-holes that were on my plane. Because it was a delayed arriving, they made an announcement for anyone who doesn't have a connected flight to wait in their seats until the handful of people who do have to make a connecting flight have left. Well, every freaking loser in first class and the rows in front of me decided to get up and block the aisle. Meanwhile there were a-holes that were pushing past me while I was getting my coat out of the overhead compartment. If I hadn't made my flight, I'd have gone back looking for them.
That's the part i hate about flying. As soon as the plane docks with the gate all sense of politeness goes out the window. It becomes a mad rush to get off the plane and to hell with anyone who might be unloading something from the overhead bin.
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